Listen up, Swansea! Put down your lukewarm Carling and grab your fanciest beer-drinking flannel because The Rock & Hammer Ale, Cider & Craft Festival is smashing back into Hangar 18 like a hungover Viking with a thirst for chaos! ๐ ๏ธ๐บ
WHATโS OCCURRING THEN? ๐ค
A festival of booze, bands, and bad decisions โ what more could you want?! Expect live music from Celtic Pride, Cancel The Transmission, and probably a few bands youโll fall in love with after your 6th pint and forget by morning. Tidy.
๐ช Live music all day
๐ป Cask ales, craft brews, and enough cider to rehydrate a dragon
๐ธ Two ticket types โ for sensible sippers and full-send drink warriors
YOUR TICKET OPTIONS:
๐ท ยฃ5 Entry + PAYG โ Ideal if you plan on โjust having the oneโ (lol, liar).
๐ป ยฃ25 Entry + 10 Drink Tokens โ Now weโre talking. Thatโs ยฃ2.50 a drink, mun! Even Wetherspoons is weeping.
๐ฐ ยฃ30 Door Price โ For those who make all life decisions last minute, probably already wearing someone else’s sunglasses.
THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN:
- You passionately debate why Electric Six should headline Download.
- You cry into your craft IPA because the cider โtastes like GCSE revision stress.โ
- Someone dressed as a pint glass starts the conga during a power ballad.
- You get Celtic Prideโs lyrics tattooed on your shin “for the culture.”
- You wake up in Mumbles with a half-eaten scotch egg and a bandโs drumstick.
BEER, BANDS & BAD DECISIONS โ A WELSH TRADITION ๐ด
Look, Swansea knows how to party. This isnโt your pretentious sipping session with someone explaining hops at you for 40 minutes. This is music loud enough to make your nanโs teacups rattle, beer strong enough to regret your texts, and vibes more intoxicating than the actual pints.
FINAL THOUGHTS (BEFORE WE BLACK OUT):
๐บ Bring your mates
๐ธ Wear black
๐ฅด Pack paracetamol
๐ง Eat something cheesy before you start
๐ฃ SHOUT โPROPER JOB!โ after every band
Get your tickets: ticket247.co.uk
And remember โ itโs not just a festival. Itโs a Swansea beer baptism. ๐ป๐ฅ
See you at the bar, you absolute legends.
And if you see us passed out behind the cider barrels, throw us a sausage roll, yeah? ๐
#RockAndHammer #SwanseaSesh #AleYeah #TheRiffReport ๐ป๐ค
