Happy Holidays, Butt!

Alright butt, Christmas has staggered off into the distance clutching a leftover turkey sandwich, the telly’s still shouting about sales, and your bank balance is already in a pit of despair… which can only mean one thing. It’s Boxing Day, mun. 🥊🎄And from our slightly chaotic, riff-soaked corner of Wales, we just wanted to lob a massive, sweaty hug your...

Hope your stockings are stuffed with vinyl, your speakers are screaming festive riffs, and your neighbours are quietly judging your volume choices. 🔊😈 Have a proper tidy Christmas, butt. Eat too much, drink something cold, argue about music, and whack the tunes up loud enough to rattle the baubles. From all of us at The Riff Report Thanks for reading,...

From everyone at The Riff Report Blog, we’re sending massive festive love, loud guitars, and a sleigh full of distortion your way 🎅🎸 Whether you’re blasting Christmas bangers, nursing a festive pint, wrapping last-minute pressies, or arguing about the greatest riff of all time around the dinner table… we’ve got you, mun ❤️ Thanks for backing the blog, the bands,...

Whether you’re smashing leftover stuffing like it’s a backstage rider, arguing with your nan about why Master of Puppets absolutely is Christmas music, or hiding from the cold with a pint and a playlist — we’re sending you all the love, noise, and nonsense today! Proper tidy vibes only. 🤟 Massive diolch to every butt who’s been reading, moshing, sharing,...

Only in the Osbourne household could a toddler accidentally become more metal than most of us ever will be. 😅 Kelly Osbourne’s two-year-old son, Sidney, has officially joined the family tradition of causing delightful chaos — by biting the head off a toy bat this Halloween! The mini Prince of Darkness was caught on camera during a family party, gleefully...

The amps are howling, the riffs are rising from the grave, and somewhere out there Ozzy’s probably biting the head off a chocolate bat. 🍫🦇 Whether you’re moshing with monsters, headbanging with the undead, or just sat at home in corpse paint eating all the kids’ sweets — we salute you, butt! 🤘💀 Stay spooky, stay loud, and remember: if...

Spring is in the air, the daffodils are blooming, and it's time to crack open those chocolate eggs – Easter has arrived! Whether you celebrate the season for its religious meaning, the fresh start it symbolises, or just for the mountain of Mini Eggs and hot cross buns (no judgment here 😋), we’re sending you the warmest wishes this Easter....

Well, well, well… look who made it through another epic year! Whether you crawled into 2025 covered in glitter, mud, or questionable tattoo decisions from a rock-themed NYE party – welcome, butt! You’re among friends. 💀🖤 2024 was nothing short of legendary for us Steelhouse rockers. From the first distorted chord echoing off the mountains to the last soggy tent...

Because nothing says ‘Yuletide’ like face-melting guitar solos and flaming dragons in Santa hats! 🐉🔥🎅 As the festive season wraps its arms around us like your nan’s annual reindeer jumper, we want to wish every single member of our rock 'n' roll family a Merry Christmas filled with tidy tunes, belly laughs, and enough mince pies to make Ozzy bat...

Unleash the Monsters – It’s Time to Rock the Night of Frights! 🐉🏔️⚰️ As October 31st descends upon us like a swirling fog over the Bryn Arw, the Steelhouse crew are donning their spikiest costumes, tuning their axes to drop D for "devil", and getting ready for a night where horror meets heavy metal in glorious harmony. It’s Halloween, butt...