The toy no one asked forโฆ but EVERYONE will want ๐๐ค
From the windswept mountains of Ebbw Valeโฆ itโs HERE.
Introducing the officially unofficial STEELHOUSE FESTIVAL ACTION FIGURE โ a pint-sized plastic powerhouse packed with more festival energy than a Greggโs sausage roll and two cans of Monster.
๐งโโ๏ธ Whatโs in the box, butt?
- ๐ช Mini Pop-Up Tent โ smells faintly of wet grass and disappointment
- ๐ป Tiny Refillable Pint Cup โ guaranteed to spill no matter how you hold it
- ๐งป Miniature Loo Roll โ because you know the festival portaloo roulette is real
- ๐ค Mosh Pit Arm Extension Packโข โ for optimal flailing
- ๐ค Microphone Accessory โ only shouts โSTEELHOUUUUUSE!โ when pressed
- ๐ธ Mini Guitar With Built-In Wind Machine โ for that windswept riff look
- ๐งฅ Interchangeable Hoodies โ sizes include: “Forgot It”, “Borrowed It”, and “Why Is It So Muddy?”
- ๐ฅพ Steelhouse Mud Boots โ with real(ish) stick-to-the-ground technology
- ๐ด Welsh Flag Cape โ comes flapping heroically at all times
BONUS FEATURES:
- Limited Edition “Rain or Shine” Facial Expression โ always looks mildly confused and slightly sunburnt
- Steelhouse Saturday Hair Pack โ choose from “Soggy Fringe”, “Backcombed By The Wind”, or “Trucker Hat & Hope”
- Fully Poseable โ includes โLeaning On The Barrier,โ โQueueing For Chips,โ and โSleeping Upright in Camping Chairโ stances
๐ฌ Action Figure Says:
- โTIDY MUN!โ
- โWhereโs my tent gone?โ
- โWhoโs on next?โ
- โIโm only having one pint, honestโฆโ
- โI swear it wasnโt this hilly last year!โ
๐จ COLLECT THEM ALL!
- Steelhouse Stage Manager Figure โ comes with clipboard and a deep sigh
- The Eternal Soundcheck Techie โ presses one button and mutters โline checkโ for eternity
- Mysterious 3rd Stage Band โ no one knows who they are, but they slap
- The Headbanging Sheep โ woolly and wild, only in Wales ๐๐ฅ
๐ COMING SOON:
The Snoop Dogg At Steelhouse figure with holographic vape clouds and a limited edition bucket hat. Yes really. Maybe. Hopefully.
Steelhouse Action Figure โ not sold in stores, only in your dreams and possibly eBay in 20 years for ยฃ300 with a melted pint glass.
Cโmon butt, start your collection today!
