If thereโs one thing the Thin White Duke gave us besides genre-defying music, outrageous fashion, and enough alter-egos to fill a Doctor Who season, itโs permission to be whoever the hell we want. And now, Ziggyfest โ the UKโs festival dedicated to all things Bowie โ is taking that ethos and running with it.
This year, alongside live tribute acts, cosmic art installations, and more glitter than a Valleys hen party, Ziggyfest is unveiling its show-stopper: a David Bowie Lookalike Contest.
Yep. You. On stage. Painted, glittered, suited, or mulleted โ ready to prove you are the starman waiting in the sky. ๐
๐ค Whatโs Occurring at Ziggyfest?
Ziggyfest isnโt just another tribute gig. Itโs a full-on, weekend-long Bowie carnival, pulling fans together from every galaxy (well, at least from across the UK). Expect:
- ๐ธย Tribute bandsย covering everything from Ziggy Stardustโs glam rock stompers to Blackstarโs haunting brilliance.
- ๐ผ๏ธย Art installationsย inspired by Bowieโs surreal album covers and stage designs.
- ๐ซย Costume paradesย celebrating every Bowie era, from Berlin cool to Diamond Dogs chaos.
- ๐ป A crowd that looks like Camden Market and a Pride parade had a glitter-soaked baby.
And now? Add the lookalike contest to the mix. Think drag competition meets cosplay meets karaoke, except the only rule is: be Bowie.
๐ The Lookalike Contest โ Details, Darling
So, whatโs the crack?
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When: Saturday evening, just before the main tribute headliner.
๐ Where: Main stage, with the entire festival cheering you on.
๐ญ How to Enter: Rock up in your best Bowie gear and sign up at the festival info tent before 3pm.
๐ Prizes: Rumour has it winners will snag free festival passes, exclusive Ziggyfest merch bundles, and eternal bragging rights as the chosen Stardust twin.
โก Which Bowie Are You? A Guide to the Ultimate Eras
Letโs be honest, โBowie lookalikeโ isnโt one-size-fits-all. The man was a chameleon, reinventing himself like the rest of us change socks. So which Bowie are you going to channel? Letโs break it down:
๐ธ Ziggy Stardust (1972โ73)
The OG glam alien. Red mullet, glittery catsuits, knee-high boots, and more makeup than Bootsโ Christmas aisle.
How to nail it: Grab some lightning bolt face paint, slap on platform boots, and strut like youโre about to land a UFO in Treorchy.
โก Aladdin Sane (1973)
Iconic lightning bolt across the face. Minimalist but maximum impact.
How to nail it: Shave your eyebrows (commitment points!), or just grab a wig. Paint that lightning bolt crisply โ wobbly lines and youโll look like Poundland Bowie.
๐ถ๏ธ The Thin White Duke (1976)
Bowieโs sharpest look. Black trousers, white shirt, waistcoat, slicked-back hair. The most cosplay-friendly Bowie.
How to nail it: Perfect for those who donโt fancy glitter but want icy cool. Pair it with a cigarette (fake one, mun) and a stare that could freeze water.
๐งฉ Jareth the Goblin King (1986)
Labyrinth-era Bowie. Mullet, velvet, ruffled shirt, and trousers so tight they caused an entire generation of sexual awakenings.
How to nail it: Grab a crystal ball prop and be prepared for people to yell โYou remind me of the babe!โ every five minutes.
๐ถ๏ธ Berlin Bowie (1977โ79)
Leather jacket, jeans, sunglasses. Moody, artistic, and a lot easier to pull off if youโre skint.
How to nail it: This is your โlast minute Tesco costume runโ Bowie. Bonus points if you look perpetually hungover.
๐ Blackstar Bowie (2016)
Final, hauntingly stylish Bowie. Black and white palette, stark outfits, otherworldly vibes.
How to nail it: Dramatic cloaks, minimalist face paint, and mysterious stares. Bring tissues. This one hits the heart.
๐ค What the Judges Will Be Looking For
Think itโs just about the outfit? Think again, butt. Judges will be looking for:
- Stage presenceย โ Can you strut, preen, and pose like the real deal?
- Attention to detailย โ From lightning bolt accuracy to the right boots.
- Energyย โ Bowie wasnโt shy. Neither should you be.
- Vibesย โ Itโs less about looking identical, more about embodying the spirit.
๐ป Why This Contest Is Pure Bowie Spirit
Bowie was never about blending in. He was about standing out, standing proud, and showing the world your weirdest, wildest self. Ziggyfestโs lookalike contest isnโt just a bit of fun โ itโs a tribute to that philosophy.
Everyone, from die-hard fans to casual glitter enthusiasts, gets to embody Bowie for a night. And in that moment? Weโre all heroes. Just for one day.
๐ฅ Final Riff
So, grab your platforms, sharpen your lightning bolts, and oil that mullet wig โ Ziggyfestโs lookalike contest is shaping up to be the stuff of legends. Whether youโre a glam alien, a Berlin poet, or the Goblin King himself, thereโs a Bowie in you waiting to step into the spotlight.
Cโmon butt โ letโs dance. ๐
