Every riff, every scream, every face-melting solo โ€“ served loud and cheeky by The Riff Report


1. Master of Puppets

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
The anthem. The monster. The song that controls your soul. Eight and a half minutes of flawless thrash perfection. Metallicaโ€™s magnum opus.

“Obey your master!” โ€“ and yes, we bloody well do.


2. One

๐Ÿ“€ …And Justice for All (1988)
Part power ballad, part war nightmare, and 100% emotionally destructive. That machine-gun outro? ๐Ÿฅ Proper battlefield vibes.


3. Fade to Black

๐Ÿ“€ Ride the Lightning (1984)
The first time Metallica went emotional, and fans wept into their denim jackets. Haunting, heavy, and hellishly good.


4. Battery

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
Starts soft, ends in absolute chaos. Like your nan before and after a pint of cider. ๐Ÿ’ฅ


5. Creeping Death

๐Ÿ“€ Ride the Lightning (1984)
LET MY PEOPLE GO! ๐Ÿค˜ Biblical thrash? Yes please. The โ€œDie! Die! Die!โ€ chant is pure moshpit ritual.


6. For Whom The Bell Tolls

๐Ÿ“€ Ride the Lightning (1984)
That opening bass chime is basically a bat signal for headbangers everywhere. Instant pit starter.


7. Seek & Destroy

๐Ÿ“€ Kill โ€™Em All (1983)
Raw, nasty and rebellious. Itโ€™s been closing gigs for decades for a reason.

“We’re scanning the scene in the city tonightโ€ฆ” โ€“ and itโ€™s about to go OFF.


8. The Unforgiven

๐Ÿ“€ Metallica / The Black Album (1991)
Sad cowboy core. Melodic, moody, and unforgettable. The first of a trilogy, but this one hits deepest.


9. Ride the Lightning

๐Ÿ“€ Ride the Lightning (1984)
They wrote this at like, 20 years old. And it SLAPS. Electrifying riffs, existential dread โ€“ tidy.


10. Blackened

๐Ÿ“€ …And Justice for All (1988)
Apocalyptic thrash fire. The intro reverses in like itโ€™s rewinding the end of the world.


11. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
Itโ€™s not just a song, itโ€™s a descent into madness. And itโ€™s glorious. Creepy in all the right ways.


12. Enter Sandman

๐Ÿ“€ Metallica / The Black Album (1991)
Iconic. Overplayed? Maybe. But try not shouting โ€œEXIT LIGHT!โ€ when it kicks off. You canโ€™t. Itโ€™s law. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


13. Harvester of Sorrow

๐Ÿ“€ …And Justice for All (1988)
Chuggy. Doom-laden. Underrated AF. It lumbers like a pissed-off troll.


14. The Four Horsemen

๐Ÿ“€ Kill โ€™Em All (1983)
Biblical annihilation delivered with punky speed. Proof Metallica were born to thrash.


15. Sad But True

๐Ÿ“€ Metallica / The Black Album (1991)
Sludgey, sinister, and HEAVY. That main riff is thick enough to spread on toast.


16. Damage, Inc.

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
โ€œF**k it all and no regrets!โ€ โ€“ just pure unhinged violence. Peak closing track energy.


17. The Thing That Should Not Be

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
Lovecraftian. Down-tuned. Absolutely filthy. Feels like Cthulhu smashing your nanโ€™s garden gnome.


18. Dyers Eve

๐Ÿ“€ …And Justice for All (1988)
James Hetfield trauma-core. Breakneck speed, raw vocals, parental rage. Catharsis in song form.


19. The Call of Ktulu

๐Ÿ“€ Ride the Lightning (1984)
Eight-minute instrumental that drags you into the abyss. No lyrics. Just riffs. Yes, please.


20. Disposable Heroes

๐Ÿ“€ Master of Puppets (1986)
Anti-war brilliance disguised as a wall of riffs. Fast, brutal, and still horrifyingly relevant.


21. Whiplash

๐Ÿ“€ Kill โ€™Em All (1983)
Itโ€™s literally about headbanging. Nuff said. Youโ€™ll want to punch dance your way through a brick wall.


22. No Leaf Clover

๐Ÿ“€ S&M (1999)
Symphonic Metallica? Turns out it works. THIS SONG. That orchestral drop? Absolute chefโ€™s kiss. ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿค˜


23. Bleeding Me

๐Ÿ“€ Load (1996)
Long, emotional, sludgy and kinda stunning. A deep cut worth bleeding for.


24. Frantic

๐Ÿ“€ St. Anger (2003)
Yes, the bin-lid snare is back. But this one slaps. โ€œMy lifestyle determines my deathstyleโ€ โ€“ edgy and we love it.


25. Moth Into Flame

๐Ÿ“€ Hardwiredโ€ฆ to Self-Destruct (2016)
Modern Metallica banger alert! Fast, fierce, and full of fire. Fly into this one, ya moth.


๐ŸŽธ Honourable Mentions

  • Fuel โ€“ GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE
  • Mama Said โ€“ Hetfield goes cowboy acoustic? Somehow works.
  • Spit Out the Bone โ€“ Modern thrash beast.
  • Wherever I May Roam โ€“ Big desert vibes, sitar intro, pure arena flex.

๐Ÿค˜Final Thoughts (While Windmilling)

Metallicaโ€™s discography is so deep, we couldโ€™ve done 100. But these 25? Theyโ€™re the big ones. The heavy-hitters. The spine-tinglers. Whether youโ€™re a Kill โ€™Em All die-hard or you found them through Stranger Things (cheers, Eddie Munson), these songs prove why Metallica are still kings of metal, nearly 50 years in.

So go on โ€“ make yourself a playlist, crack open a cold one, and get ready to scream โ€œYEAHHH!โ€ like Hetfield himself.