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๐Ÿชด Little Shop of Horrors

Michael by Michael
19 June 2022
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๐Ÿ“ Off-Broadway | Broadway | West End | Worldwide Tours | 1986 Film | 2023/24 Revivals
๐ŸŽถ โ€œFeed me, all night long!โ€ โ€“ A sci-fi horror musical has never sounded so damn catchy.


๐ŸŒ Background: Where It All Began

Born from the minds of Howard Ashman (lyrics/book) and Alan Menken (music), Little Shop of Horrors premiered Off-Broadway in 1982 โ€“ a lo-fi, high-energy blend of Roger Cormanโ€™s 1960 cult film and musical theatre magic.

Fun fact? This was the duoโ€™s first major hit โ€“ before they went on to define Disneyโ€™s Renaissance with The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and Beauty and the Beast.


๐Ÿงช The Plot โ€“ With a Twist of Tragedy

This isnโ€™t just a campy comedy. Itโ€™s a Greek tragedy in B-movie drag. Hereโ€™s how it plays out:

  • Skid Row floristโ€™s assistant Seymour Krelborn is hopelessly in love with his co-worker, Audrey.

  • After a strange eclipse, Seymour finds a bizarre plant that he names Audrey II.

  • The plant brings him fame, fortune… and demands to be fed โ€“ with human blood.

  • As the plant grows, Seymour’s morality withers.

  • Audrey II becomes a sentient, sassy, singing carnivorous alien overlord.

  • The show ends differently depending on the version (weโ€™ll come back to thatโ€ฆ).

Itโ€™s a tale of temptation, toxic ambition, and the price of playing God โ€“ all set to a Motown beat.


๐ŸŽถ Musical Numbers โ€“ Now with More Bite

This soundtrack slays. The songs are as clever as they are catchy โ€“ blending humor, heartbreak, and horror with genre-savvy precision.

FULL TRACK LIST HIGHLIGHTS:

  • โ€œPrologue (Little Shop of Horrors)โ€ โ€“ A brassy blast of doom from the Greek Chorus girls.

  • โ€œSkid Row (Downtown)โ€ โ€“ One of the best opening ensemble numbers ever written.

  • โ€œDa-Dooโ€ โ€“ How Seymour finds Audrey II (and yes, the plant literally sings along).

  • โ€œGrow for Meโ€ โ€“ A hilariously heartfelt ballad about feeding your plant blood.

  • โ€œSomewhere Thatโ€™s Greenโ€ โ€“ Audreyโ€™s wistful dream of 1950s domestic bliss (tragically ironic).

  • โ€œDentist!โ€ โ€“ Meet Orin Scrivello, DDS. A gas-huffing sadist who loves root canals.

  • โ€œFeed Me (Git It!)โ€ โ€“ Audrey II comes alive. Itโ€™s seductive. Itโ€™s funky. Itโ€™s lethal.

  • โ€œSuddenly Seymourโ€ โ€“ The unexpected romantic high point โ€“ soaring, earnest, brilliant.

  • โ€œSuppertimeโ€ / โ€œThe Meek Shall Inheritโ€ โ€“ As Seymour spirals deeper into the plantโ€™s grip.

  • โ€œFinale (Donโ€™t Feed the Plants)โ€ โ€“ A cautionary closer with a punchline bite.

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Every line is crafted with precision, pun, and purpose. And Audrey IIโ€™s voice? Usually a deep, soulful bass โ€“ think Levi Stubbs meets Satan at a disco.


๐Ÿงฌ Audrey II โ€“ A Musical Theatre Marvel

Audrey II isnโ€™t just a puppet. Itโ€™s a character, a spectacle, and a villain worthy of Broadwayโ€™s best.

  • Voice: Deep, seductive, soulful, and terrifying. Often played by a separate off-stage vocalist.

  • Puppetry: The plant grows from a tiny pot to a stage-devouring monster.

  • Operators: Requires multiple puppeteers to sync lip movement and body motion.

  • Tech: Larger productions use hydraulics, animatronics, and LED lighting to make the plant appear truly alive.

  • Kill Count: In most versions? Letโ€™s just sayโ€ฆ donโ€™t stand too close to the leaves.

Every audience member waits for Audrey IIโ€™s big moments โ€“ and it never disappoints.


๐ŸŽญ Characters: Quirky, Tragic, and Iconic

  • Seymour โ€“ A classic nebbish. Kind-hearted, morally grey, and ultimately tragic.

  • Audrey โ€“ Beautiful, bruised, and dreaming of peace. Her journey is genuinely moving.

  • Mr. Mushnik โ€“ The money-grubbing florist caught between ethics and opportunity.

  • Orin Scrivello โ€“ The dentist who makes the audience love to hate him. Usually played hilariously over-the-top.

  • Crystal, Ronnette, & Chiffon โ€“ The all-singing Greek Chorus who steal every scene with sass, sparkle, and syncopation.


๐ŸŽฌ The Multiple Endings Debate

๐ŸŽญ Original Stage Version:

Seymour and Audrey both die. Audrey II takes over the world. DARK.
Message: Donโ€™t sell your soul โ€“ even for love.

๐ŸŽฌ 1986 Film Version:

Test audiences hated the original tragic ending, soโ€ฆ
New ending: Seymour defeats Audrey II. He and Audrey live happily ever after in suburbia.
Message: Hollywood loves a happy ending (but also… check your garden).

๐Ÿ’ก Many modern revivals return to the darker, original stage ending โ€“ which hits harder and sticks with you.


๐ŸŽค Legacy & Cultural Impact

  • ๐Ÿงพ The 1986 film is a cult classic with a banging soundtrack and iconic performances.

  • ๐ŸŒ Continually revived around the world, including a hit 2019 Off-Broadway production starring Jonathan Groff, Jeremy Jordan, and MJ Rodriguez.

  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ Audrey II puppets are so popular, theatre schools have entire masterclasses on operating them.

  • ๐Ÿงƒ Inspired pop culture references from The Simpsons to RuPaulโ€™s Drag Race to Bobโ€™s Burgers.

This show has outgrown its off-Broadway roots and become a monster-sized staple of musical theatre.


๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Whoโ€™s It For?

  • ๐ŸŽญ Musical fans who love quirky, character-driven comedy

  • ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ Horror fans who enjoy camp with teeth

  • ๐Ÿ’” Drama lovers who appreciate stories with real stakes

  • ๐ŸŽธ Music lovers who want soul, doo-wop, and gospel fire

  • ๐Ÿงช Theatre techies who drool over puppetry and lighting wizardry


โญ Final Verdict

Little Shop of Horrors is the perfect blend of fun, fear, and freakish flair. Itโ€™s timeless, tuneful, and teeming with talent.


๐ŸŒŸ Final Score:

๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ โ€“ Five singing, bloodthirsty Venus flytraps out of five!
Because when a man-eating alien plant delivers gospel solos, you give it the damn bouquet.

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