Maid of Stone just looked us dead in the eye, downed a pint, and said:
โAye lads, hereโs ANOTHER massive announcement. Try and keep up.โ
And tidy as you like, mun โ Uriah Heep and The Almighty are stepping up to co-headline Sunday night like itโs a masterclass in how to close a festival with pure British steel. ๐ด๐ฅ
๐ค URIAH HEEP โ LEGENDS WHO REFUSE TO AGE
You just know โEasy Livinโโ is going to have the entire field in Kent losing their minds.
These boys donโt do half-measures โ itโll be Hammond organ carnage, riffs thicker than a Welsh pasty, and harmonies so lush youโll swear youโre levitating.
๐ฅ THE ALMIGHTY โ A PROPER SUNDAY NIGHT RIFFING
Ricky Warwick back on a UK festival stage with The Almighty?
Cโmon butt, thatโs enough to make even your nan start a pit.
Expect riffs that punch like a raging dragon and choruses that were clearly designed for shouting while clutching a lukewarm cider.
๐ช THE MAID OF STONE 2026 LINE-UP SO FARโฆ AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER, MUN!
Every time they drop another band, a Welsh metalhead somewhere screams โTIDY!โ and cracks open another Red Stripe.
This yearโs shaping up like:
- Big legacy acts โ๏ธ
- Proper British rock energy โ๏ธ
- Deep cuts for the old-school mob โ๏ธ
- Rising bands primed to melt faces โ๏ธ
- And nowโฆ a double-headline Sunday smackdown โ๏ธ
Itโs honestly getting to the point where weโre wondering if the organisers have a cheat code for booking bands.
๐ค BUTโฆ
You said โbutโ, so hereโs how the sentence ends:
โโฆBUT WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?!โ
Because this feels like theyโre teasing something even bigger:
- A classic rock titan quietly waiting in the wings?
- A cult reunion weโve been praying for since the MySpace era?
- A Saturday night curveball?
- A cheeky secret set in a tent too small for the chaos it causes?
Whatever it is, Maid of Stone 2026 is shaping up to be proper job, mun.
Bring on the next announcement โ weโre frothing for it. ๐ค๐ฅ
