Right. Gather round, you beautiful lot, because this might be the most rock โnโ roll scam attempt the internet has coughed up all year.
Earlier today, a message allegedly from Liam Gallagher landed in someoneโs Instagram inbox with all the subtlety of a tambourine to the face.
โHello this is Liam Gallagherโ
โOasis needs $50 to make the new albumโ
โWondawalโ
Reader, I nearly spat my brew across the room.
๐ค HELLO THIS IS LIAM GALLAGHER
No preamble. No insults. No calling anyone a potato. Just a polite โhelloโ like heโs ringing Vodafone customer support. Already suspicious.
Real Liam doesnโt say hello. Real Liam arrives.
๐ธ OASIS NEEDS $50
Letโs pause here.
Oasis, the band that sold tens of millions of records, filled Knebworth twice, and funded Noelโs scarf collection for lifeโฆ now apparently needs fifty American dollars.
Not ยฃ50.
Not โฌ50.
$50.
Presumably to cover:
One (1) Greggs sausage roll Half a tambourine Noelโs emotional damages
๐ถ โWONDAWALโ
And there it is. The cherry on the parka.
No link.
No bank details.
Just โWondawalโ, like a magical incantation that unlocks Britpop Nirvana.
Honestly, if theyโd followed it up with โpls respond brotherโ, I mightโve folded.
๐ง LETโS BE CLEAR
This is obviously not Liam Gallagher.
This is not how albums are funded.
This is not how Oasis would reunite.
If Oasis ever need money, theyโll announce a tour, sell out 14 stadiums in 11 seconds, and still argue about who gets the dressing room kettle.
โญ FINAL VERDICT
Scam artistry: 10/10 Commitment to character: Strong Accuracy of Liamโs personality: Needs more insults Would we frame this DM on the office wall? Absolutely
Soโฆ what do you reckon, you legends?
Would you send the ยฃ40-ish and hope Definitely Maybe 2: Fifty Quid Edition turns up in the post?
Or is this the most iconic fake Liam moment since someone claimed he enjoys yoga?
Sound off below ๐
Riff Report wants your takes ๐ธ๐ฅ
