Right then, mun — you know when a band announcement hits so hard you can practically see it? Yeah… this is one of those moments 😈 To celebrate These Wicked Rivers unleashing news of their upcoming album “Fire and Folklore” (landing October 2026, get it in the diary!), we’ve cooked up a proper chaotic cartoon […]
Ireland’s Sludge Sorcerers Return With A Filthy, Expansive Masterpiece 🔥 Label: Road To MasochistRelease Date: May 29th 2026Genre: Progressive Sludge MetalFFO: Mastodon | Inter Arma | Baroness | Kylesa Alright Butt… if your idea of a good time involves riffs thicker than Welsh fog and atmospheres darker than a 3am kebab queue after a gig […]
Right then, grab your air guitar, dust off the denim jacket, and prepare your vocal cords for absolute carnage — because Def Leppard are back with a brand-new Greatest Hits release… and it’s landing just in time to soundtrack their massive UK tour. This isn’t just a nostalgia trip — this is a full-blown reminder […]
Right then butt… if your day needed a cosmic slap across the chops, Obscura have absolutely delivered. The German tech-death overlords have unleashed a brand new video for ‘The Sun Eater’ — and it’s less “music video” and more astral-level destruction wrapped in riffs. 🌌🔥 🚀 STRAP IN — THIS ONE’S NOT FOR THE FAINT-NECKED […]
New single “Ain’t No Smoke” drops — and it’s already kicking up dust 🤘 Alright Butt… gather round the fire, crack open something cold, and brace yourself — because These Wicked Rivers are back, and they’re bringing heat, heart, and heavy blues swagger with them. 🔥🍺 The Derby riff merchants have officially announced their brand-new […]
TOOMS – KARSTLabel: Road To MasochistRelease Date: May 29th 2026Genre: Progressive Sludge MetalFFO: Mastodon | Inter Arma | Baroness | Kylesa Ireland’s underground metal scene has always had a nasty little habit of producing bands capable of flattening buildings with riffs alone — and Limerick sludge warlords Tooms have just stomped straight into that conversation […]
Skin shed. Teeth bared. This one’s pure pit carnage. 😈🤘 Alright you beautiful riff goblins… if you came here for subtlety, you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere near a Greggs, mun. 🥐💥 Exuvia — the act of shedding skin — is exactly what Cage Fight have done here. This is a band ripping off the […]
If you’ve been craving black metal that sounds like civilisation collapsing in slow motion while demons fight over the ashes… then ohhh butt, Graveir have arrived with exactly the soundtrack you need. 😈 The Australian underground tyrants are back with their third full-length album, The Festering Triad, landing May 29th 2026 via Apocalyptic Witchcraft, and […]
“No warm-up. No messing about. Straight into the chaos, butt.” Right then you lovely riff-hungry gremlins — pull up a stool, grab a pint, and prepare yourselves… because Dan Byrne has just dropped This Is Where the Show Begins, and it doesn’t just begin — it absolutely kicks the door off its hinges and demands […]
Alright butt… stop what you’re doing, turn the volume up to “neighbour complaint incoming,” and get ready to salute some absolute metal royalty 👊 Because Accept have just dropped the kind of news that makes denim jackets twitch with excitement… 👉 THEY’RE RELEASING A NEW ALBUM TO CELEBRATE 50 YEARS OF HEAVY METAL DOMINATION 😈💿 […]
Right then, butt… if you thought punk was slowing down, think again — because The Damned have just dropped a tour announcement that screams “WE’RE STILL HERE, AND WE’RE STILL LOUDER THAN YOUR NAN’S TELLY!” 🤘🔥 That’s right — the goth-punk legends are hitting the UK this winter with their Final Damnation 50 Tour, celebrating […]
Right… gather round the bar, grab a pint, and brace yourselves… Because in news that sounds like it was cooked up after three days at Download and zero sleep… William Shatner is making a HEAVY METAL album. Yeah. That William Shatner. Captain Kirk himself. And he’s not just dipping a toe in either, butt… he’s […]
Right then, butt… clear some shelf space, warn your bank account, and prepare for full-on collector chaos — because Metallica have just dropped news of a LIMITED-EDITION ‘ReLoad’ Remastered boxset, and it’s not messing about. We’re talking full late-90s swagger, sunglasses-at-night energy, and enough bonus content to keep you locked in your room like it’s […]
Right then, butt… strap in, crack open a cold one, and prepare for some proper rock ‘n’ roll chaos — because Europe have just gone and dropped a bombshell that’s got the whole scene buzzing 🤯 The Swedish icons are BACK with their 12th studio album Come This Madness, landing this September… and they’re not […]
“If hell had a house band… this would be it, mun.” Right then you absolute metal maniacs — crank the volume, warn the neighbours, and maybe light a candle for safety… because Venom are back with Into Oblivion, and it’s less an album… more a full-blown descent into chaos. 🤘💀🔥 No polish. No mercy. No […]