If there’s one date etched into the sacred stone tablet of rock ’n’ roll history, it’s 29 November 1975 — the day the UK singles chart bowed, kneeled, and offered a ceremonial cuppa to Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, the most gloriously bonkers song ever written. And aye butt, it didn’t just hit No.1… it moved in, […]
The comeback rumour mill is spinning harder than a Slipknot percussionist on too much Red Bull… Right then butt — Sonisphere Festival’s official Facebook page has posted for the first time in YEARS, and not just any post, oh no… a nostalgia-soaked memory video showing all the chaos, carnage and circle pits we survived across […]
“If you can build a metaverse, you can feed a kid.” — YUNGBLUD, coming in hotter than a Download Festival pyro blast 🎇 C’mon butt, strap in — because our lad YUNGBLUD has decided he’s had ENOUGH of billionaire boys’ toys, and he’s fired a shot straight across the bows of the richest men in tech. […]
Well well well… here we go again! Stranger Things drops a new season and suddenly the entire planet remembers that the ’80s absolutely slapped harder than a cymbal in a Slipknot rehearsal. 🥁💥 And this time? Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” is running up every chart going. Tidy. Absolutely tidy. 📈 THE NUMBERS ARE […]
Crank the amps, grab a pint, and bow down to the quietest legend in rock, because John Deacon has officially been crowned the King of the Bassline — and honestly, it’s about time, butt! 🏴🤘 In a massive public vote that cut through genres, decades, playlists, and a few thousand arguments in pubs across Britain, […]
What’s occurring, butt!? The Australian Pink Floyd Show — the officially unofficial greatest Pink Floyd show on Earth — have dropped the news: they’re heading back to the UK in 2026 with a brand-new GREATEST HITS TOUR, and fans are already floating away like they’ve taken a wrong turn into the Dark Side of the […]
THE FULL, UNFILTERED, WELSHIFIED RIFF REPORT BLOG POST C’mon butt, gather round the digital campfire — because this one’s a belter. After more than FIFTY YEARS of screeching, swaggering, scarf-swinging excellence, Aerosmith have FINALLY claimed their first ever UK Number 1 album, and they’ve done it by partnering with the most wonderfully feral goblin in […]
If you’ve ever staggered out onto Talbot Street at 3am covered in beer, confetti, and someone else’s eyeliner, you already know the truth: Rock City isn’t just a venue — it’s a rite of passage. A pilgrimage. A beautiful, sticky-floored cathedral of chaos where legends are forged, hearts are broken, and more people have lost […]
When Radiohead announce a run of shows, you don’t just buy a ticket — you prepare your soul. But even by Radiohead standards, this one will go down in live-music legend. Over four nights at London’s O2 Arena, the Oxford icons didn’t just perform… They rewrote the venue’s history books, smashed one of the hardest […]
C’MON BUTT… HE’S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!Planet Rock legend Wyatt has officially completed his absolutely bonkers, butt-numbing, rain-dodging, motorway-devouring 700-mile Road To Rockstock charity ride — and the man is basically part motorcycle, part pure Cymru spirit at this point. 🏍️💨 And the cherry on top?He’s raised more than £50,000 for Cash for Kids, […]
Grab your sunnies, your picnic blanket, and maybe a cheeky cider (or three), because the guitar wizard himself — ERIC BLOODY CLAPTON — has announced a massive outdoor headline show for August 2026 as part of the legendary Heritage Live concert series. And trust me, butt… this one’s gonna be lush as you like. 🤘🔥🏴 […]
Well here we go again, bach. Stranger Things Season 5 has landed, everyone’s binge-watching like gremlins hopped up on Monster Energy, and—because the Upside Down demands tribute—an iconic 1980 track is suddenly charging up the Spotify charts like it’s just broken out of Vecna’s dungeon. Tidy! 🎧🔥 The moment the new season dropped, fans started […]
Thirty years on from its glorious, chaotic birth, “Basket Case” is still ricocheting off bedroom walls, festival fields, skateparks, and anyone who’s ever had a minor existential meltdown in a Tesco meal-deal queue. And now, the immortal Green Day classic has officially gone 3× Platinum in the UK — a proper tidy achievement for a […]
Biffy Clyro — the beloved Scottish riff-slinging trio who could melt your face clean off and make you cry into your pint — are absolutely tamping after being forced to pull their December U.S. tour because of… wait for it… a paperwork cock-up. Only in rock ’n’ roll, mun. 🤦♂️🔥 The band were set to […]
Whether you’re smashing leftover stuffing like it’s a backstage rider, arguing with your nan about why Master of Puppets absolutely is Christmas music, or hiding from the cold with a pint and a playlist — we’re sending you all the love, noise, and nonsense today! Proper tidy vibes only. 🤟 Massive diolch to every butt […]