Gather round, butt — because this is not a drill.The most beloved man in Hollywood, the walking, talking embodiment of “sound as a pound”, Keanu Reeves, is bringing his grunge band Dogstar to the UK & Ireland for a run of shows ahead of their highly anticipated performance at Download Festival. That’s right.John Wick’s putting […]
Maid of Stone just looked us dead in the eye, downed a pint, and said:“Aye lads, here’s ANOTHER massive announcement. Try and keep up.” And tidy as you like, mun — Uriah Heep and The Almighty are stepping up to co-headline Sunday night like it’s a masterclass in how to close a festival with pure […]
A full nostalgia-drenched, pint-spilling, Welsh-flavoured deep dive ❤️ INTRO: WHEN READING & LEEDS WAS A BEAUTIFUL, UNHINGED MESS Before influencers roamed the campsites like rare Pokémon and before line-ups were engineered by Spotify algorithms, there was Reading & Leeds 2003 — a glorious, sweaty, borderline-deranged snapshot of early-2000s rock culture. The poster alone looks like […]
🔥 The Full Riff Report Blog Post Edition 🔥 🤘 With extra chaos, cheek, Welsh slang & a dollop of madness 🤘 🎸🐍 THE JUNGLE JUST GOT LOUDER, MUN! Well slap me with a soggy hammock and feed me fermented fish guts — JACK HAS ONLY GONE AND GOT HIS LETTER! ITV have officially declared him […]
Tidy little breakdown from The Riff Report crystal ball… which is basically a snow globe with Ozzy in it. Alright butt, let’s get into it — because the idea of Ozzy Osbourne topping the UK charts on Christmas Day with “Mama, I’m Coming Home” is the kind of festive chaos we live for. 🎅🦇🔥 Below […]
The Riff Report Blog | @theriffreportuk Alright butt… gather round, zip up your parkas, grab your tambourines, and get ready to squint menacingly at the horizon — because Liam Gallagher has just dropped the four most chaotic words in British music. “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT.” And just like that, the entire UK has collectively gone:“WHAT’S OCCURRING […]
🎬Buckle up, butt — we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic swamp where legendary rock stars, pop icons, and full-on chaos merchants wandered onto film sets and delivered cameos so bizarre they deserve their own Razzie category. Proper fever-dream energy incoming, mun! 🤣🍿🤘 1️⃣ Michael Jackson – Men in Black II Agent M reporting […]
🤘Here’s your full-fat, riff-soaked, Welsh-powered Riff Report blog post! 🎸🤦♂️ THE IDIOTS HAVE RETURNED… AGAIN Beavis and Butt-Head – the two greatest intellectuals of our time (fight me) – made their massive comeback in 2022 on Paramount+ after years buried in the pop-culture graveyard. We got a new movie (Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe), […]
A Full Riff Report Chaos Special — tidy as you like, mun! 🤘🏴 🎨 CARTOON BANNER (TEXT FOR YOUR DESIGNER / REQUEST IF YOU WANT IT GENERATED!) OZZY DROPS A ROGER WATERS DISS T-SHIRT — ROCK’S PETTIEST FEUD JUST WENT SUPERNOVA, MUN!🦇🔥🎸💥 🎤 INTRO: WHEN ROCK LEGENDS FEUD… MERCH HAPPENS You know rock beef has […]
🎅🎸 INTRO: THE CHRISTMAS DEBATE THAT WON’T DIE (HARD) Every December, like Mariah Carey on a sugar rush, the same question bursts through the roof tiles: “IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE?” And every year, without fail, someone in your family — usually Uncle Dai after three Snowballs — yells: “OF COURSE IT IS, YOU […]
What’s occurring, butt!? The shadows have spoken, the candles are lit, and the gothic spirits are restless because EVANESCENCE have officially announced a September 2026 UK Tour — and fans are already losing their eyeliner over it. Amy Lee — one of the greatest voices in all of rock — is returning to the UK […]
C’mon butt, gather round the wireless – because tonight is one of those proper Welsh rock-and-roll moments that makes you want to crack open a can, crank the volume, and yell TIDY! at the moon. At 7pm sharp, our very own Benji Webbe — the metal-dreaded, neon-jacketed, endlessly charismatic frontman of Skindred and beloved hero […]
It’s the most wonderful time of the year — for riffs, pints, and absolute chaos on Womanby Street! 🎄 Cardiff’s loudest basement is closing out 2025 with a month of festive fury: huge shows, alt-club mayhem, and the wildest Christmas parties this side of the Severn. So grab your Santa hat, your eyeliner, and your […]
What’s occurring, butt!?Grab your skinny jeans, smudge your eyeliner, and prepare to scream like it’s 2001 because Jimmy Eat World have officially announced a 25th Anniversary “Bleed American” Tour — and fans across the UK are absolutely LOSING IT. Yes… the entire album. Live. Front to back.Every anthem. Every heartbreak. Every scream-your-lungs-out chorus. This is […]
What’s occurring, riff warriors? December is usually a time for tinsel, turkey, and terrible Mariah covers in Tesco — but not for us lot. For the metal faithful, December 2025 was about doom rituals, gothic theatrics, and melodic firestorms to close the year louder than Santa’s sleigh hitting a Marshall stack. Let’s rip into the […]