If you’ve ever wandered onto Watergate Bay with the wind smacking you sideways, the Atlantic booming like a subwoofer and someone in a bucket hat yelling “C’MON BUTT!” over a Kasabian drop — you’ll know Boardmasters isn’t just a festival. It’s Cornwall unleashed. Raw. Salty. Wild. One part surf, one part rave, and one part […]
What’s occurring, butt!? The UK’s fastest-rising alt-rock witch-queen Lucie Sue has officially announced her 2026 UK Tour, and fans are already losing their collective minds harder than a Cardiff crowd when the bass drops at Clwb Ifor Bach! If you know Lucie Sue, you know this already:🔥 She doesn’t perform — she summons.🔥 She doesn’t […]
Brace yourselves, Download faithful — the festival has done it again. Just when you thought nothing could top the madness of past curveball acts (Chase & Status, Pendulum, and that time Busta Rhymes nearly melted the fields), Download Festival 2026 has officially announced SCOOTER as the annual “wait… WHAT?!” booking — and the German rave […]
Wacken Open Air just lobbed 55 fresh bands into the fire like it’s no big deal… except it is a big deal.A massive, earth-shaking, beer-splashing, pit-opening deal. You wanted riffs? You’ve got riffs.You wanted chaos? You’ve got chaos.You wanted Wacken to confirm it’s the king of festivals?Sorted, tidy, job done. 🐮💀 Let’s break it all […]
Rock circles were shaken this week after disturbing and deeply serious charges emerged involving the former guitarist of Peacemaker. Authorities confirmed that the ex-member — who the band quietly removed two months ago — has been arrested and is currently being held without bond following nearly 20 charges relating to child and animal exploitation material. […]
Well butter my bara brith and call me Cybergeddon, butt — the future of music just did a full-on power slide into a brand-new era, and the labels are finally strapping in. Warner Music Group has officially settled its lawsuit with AI-music giant Suno, and not only buried the hatchet, but decided to team up […]
Southsea just got a whole lot riffier, bach. Reef — the West Country rockers behind one of the greatest Brit-rock bangers ever written (“Place Your Hands,” obviously, don’t play) — have officially jumped aboard the Victorious Festival bill, and the seaside crowd is not ready. 🌊🎤 This is the kind of booking that makes you […]
🎸 THE DAY CREAM SAID “DIOLCH A HWYL FFAWR!” TO THE WORLD (1968) Picture it, mun: 26 November 1968, the Royal Albert Hall looking all posh and shiny, packed to the rafters with hippies, blues heads, and people who definitely pre-gamed with substances the police would confiscate today. Onto that stage walked Cream — the […]
Graham Gouldman — the songwriting wizard behind 10cc’s timeless hits and one of Britain’s most quietly iconic musical masterminds — has just dropped a tidy announcement that his biggest-ever Heart Full of Songs tour is coming in 2026. C’mon butt, this is proper good news for anyone who loves classic songwriting, silky-smooth melodies, and stories […]
When Ivan Moody hints at new music, the entire metal world stops what it’s doing and listens. The tattooed titan at the front of Five Finger Death Punch has confirmed he’s got fresh material on the way — and the excitement across the Knucklehead community is already hitting DEFCON 1. Whether he’s growling through a […]
Grab your leather jacket, your coolest sunglasses, and your most spiritually enlightened scarf, butt — because Lenny Kravitz, the cosmic king of groove, has just hit us with the most emotional announcement of the year. His 2026 World Tour will officially be his last.A farewell. A victory lap. A final bow from one of the […]
C’MON BUTT… did you really think Oasis were gonna stroll back onstage after 16 years, belt out a few “Don’t Look Back in Anger” singalongs, and then disappear into the Manchester drizzle like nothing happened? Not a chance, mun. Those sell-out 2025 reunion shows have kicked open a door wider than Liam’s parka sleeves, and […]
Right then, bach. Grab a pint, tighten your bucket hat, and pretend you’re stood in a muddy field somewhere between Merthyr and Manchester, because this is the moment Oasis fans across Cymru have been waiting for since… well, since Owen Money still had hair. OASIS. ARE. BACK.And now — OASIS HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THEIR MONSTER […]
A chaotic masterpiece born from leaks, riffs, and pure SOAD madness — Riff Report style, butt! On 26 November 2002, the mighty System Of A Down dropped one of the most unorthodox, chaotic, and beautifully unhinged releases in modern metal history:🎧 Steal This Album! And aye… the title wasn’t a joke. The whole record was […]
Born: 26 November 1939Forever Legendary: 1939–2023 C’mon butt, gather round — today we raise a glass, crank the volume, and celebrate the unstoppable force that was Tina Turner, the woman who didn’t just break the mould… she melted it down with pure rock ’n’ roll fire. 🤘⚡ Tina wasn’t just a singer — she was […]