🎶 Epic Destinations. Pure Metal. Floating Chaos. 🎶
🤘 “No other festival gives you this—a metal journey through volcanic islands, crushing riffs, and epic sunsets.” And you know what? THEY MEAN IT. Forget muddy fields and soggy tents – this is your chance to mosh in a hot tub and scream into the wind with your horns up high. 🌊🔥
🥁 What Is It?
It’s not just a festival. It’s a full-blown floating riff warship. The Mediterranea Metal Cruise sets sail through stunning volcanic isles and Mediterranean ports while serving up unrelenting metal madness across multiple decks. Live shows, meet-and-greets, karaoke chaos, and more riffs than the entire Bay Area thrash scene combined.
And yes – there’s beer. LOTS of beer 🍺🤘
🎤 FULL LINEUP – WHO’S ON BOARD?
Ready to unleash mayhem on the high seas? Here’s who’s blasting through the PA while dolphins flee in fear:
🎸 Main Bands:
- 🐉 BULLET – Swedish heavy metal monsters with riffs sharper than Poseidon’s trident
- 🎸 MINOROAR – Raw, riff-packed energy and crowd-friendly chaos
- 💀 LEGION OF THE DAMNED – Thrash inferno from the Netherlands; bring earplugs or die trying
- 🏹 ENFORCER – Speed metal maniacs in full NWOTHM style
- ⚔️ DREAM EVIL – Pure power metal anthems. You WILL raise your fists.
- 🔥 SERIOUS BLACK – Melodic Euro metal with ex-Blind Guardian and Helloween DNA
- 😈 BROKEN BY THE SCREAM – Japanese scream queens bringing full-body whiplash energy
- ❄️ VERSATILE – Swiss industrial black metal with hypnotic grooves and gothic drama
🎹 Bonus On-Board Chaos:
- 🎤 HEAVY METAL BARPIANO – Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it’s glorious.
- 🦅 RUN TO THE BEAST – Iron Maiden tribute band from Ireland. You better believe they’re playing Hallowed Be Thy Name on a boat.
🎙️ Special Guests:
- Kevin Quilligan – Vocal coach of growling legends. Want to scream properly? Get schooled here.
- DJ Gustav – Metal party commander from Gothenburg spinning late-night bangers on Deck Ragnarok
💰 Cabin Prices – Choose Your Den of Riffs 🤘
All prices below are per person, based on double occupancy, and include meals, port fees, €115 drink credit, and general chaos.
| Cabin Type | Deck | Price in € | Approx. Price in £GBP |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Interior IA (Interior, decks 4–5) | 4–5 | €1,259 | £1,070 |
| Spacious Ocean View (XC) (Decks 4–6) | 4–6 | €1,759 | £1,495 |
| Spacious Suite Ocean View (XD) (Decks 5 & 7) | 5 & 7 | €2,349 | £1,997 (SOLD OUT) |
| Panoramic Balcony Suite (BA) (Deck 7) | 7 | €2,929 | £2,490 (Almost gone!) |
🔥 Other options (Interior IB/IC, Obstructed Views etc.) exist but are selling out fast!
🧾 What’s Included:
- 3 nights of face-melting metal shows
- 3 daily meals + selected drinks (beer, wine, coffee, teas)
- €115 (£98) drink/food credit per person
- Access to all shows, events, DJ sets, karaoke, etc.
- Port taxes, fees, and gratuities = no hidden nasties
🍹 Extras (Optional Add‑Ons):
- Premium All‑Inclusive Drinks Package – €168 / £143 pp (unlimited cocktails, beer, Wi-Fi & more)
- Onboard Credit Upgrades – €200 → €300+ / £170 → £255+ (extra drinks & swag)
- Solo travellers get £170 off the double occupancy price
- Hold your cabin for just £9 for 48 hrs
- 8% booking fee added on checkout
- NO REFUNDS – get travel insurance, butt! 🧳
🧠 TL;DR – Should You Go?
- Cheapest cabin? £1,070
- Want a sea view and more leg room? £1,495–£1,997
- Balcony suite like a rock god? £2,490
- All meals, drinks, gigs, taxes INCLUDED
- Metal bands, karaoke, parties, and port stops to die for
If this cruise was any more metal, it’d sink under the weight of its own amps.
🌋 Final Thought
This is the Ragnarök of Rock Cruises.
This is Moshstock on the Mediterranean.
This is… THE MEDITERRANEA METAL CRUISE. 🎸🌊🍻
Go on, you glorious headbanging lunatic. Book it.
And when you return sunburnt and hoarse, we’ll be here to hear your tales from the ship of riffs.
