A Riff Report Round-Up for Riff-Raging Maniacs
May isn’t just for bank holidays and dodgy barbecues – it’s for mosh-pit madness, blast beats, Satanic singalongs, and comeback carnage. This month delivered a glorious mess of melodic thrash, doom-soaked drama, and a cheeky post-hardcore resurrection from Cymru’s finest.
Here’s the official Riff Report breakdown of May 2025’s metal and hard rock madness. Hold onto your horns. 🖤
🔥 MAY 9 – POST-HARDCORE, BLACKENED BLASPHEMY & SARCASM
🏴 Mclusky – The World Is Still Here and So Are We
Two decades later, Mclusky rise from the pub ashes with a post-hardcore sledgehammer that’s just as sarcastic, spiky and gloriously chaotic as we remembered. It’s noisy, it’s furious, and it’s 100% Cymru powered. Welcome back, you beautiful noise merchants.
✅ FFO: Fugazi, The Fall, Future of the Left
🎧 Must-Listen: Unkillable Me, It’s Not the Same Without the Panic, Good Grief, Part 2
🔥 Behemoth – The Shit Ov God
Nergal and the blasphemous lads are back with a title that’s 10/10 offensive and an album that’s 11/10 apocalyptic. The Shit Ov God is blackened death metal at its most majestic — choirs, fire, blast beats, and riffs like Satan’s own chainsaw. Their finest since The Satanist? Probably. And it’s still catchy as sin.
✅ FFO: Dimmu Borgir, Vader, Belphegor
🎧 Must-Listen: Sanctified In Sulphur, Blood of the Martyrs, Ov Thrones and Shit
⚔️ MAY 23 – LEGACY THRASH & SONIC NIGHTMARES
⚡ Onslaught – Origins of Aggression
40 years in the pit and Onslaught are still swinging with both fists. Origins of Aggression is a double-threat: re-recorded classics (and they slap harder than ever) + a tribute disc of punk & metal covers paying homage to their roots. Bonus point: frontman Nige Rockett beat cancer and came back swinging. Proper warrior stuff. 💪
✅ FFO: Slayer, Exodus, Annihilator
🎧 Must-Listen: Let There Be Death (2025), UK82, Metal Church (cover)
🌊 Swans – Birthing
Swans don’t do albums. They create sonic black holes that pull you in and spit you out two hours later wondering what year it is. Birthing is their 17th (!) studio release — a doom-folk-industrial drone nightmare that may or may not be the musical equivalent of a collapsing cathedral. Haunting, hypnotic, heavy AF.
✅ FFO: Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Neurosis, the sound of your soul dying
🎧 Must-Listen: Cathedrals Burn Slowly, Born of Bone, Sun is a Lie
🧨 MAY 30 – MELODIC THRASH FROM THE NORTH
🇸🇪 The Haunted – Songs of Last Resort
Sweden’s melodic thrash kings return with album #10 after eight years of radio silence — and they came back furious. Songs of Last Resort is all groove, scream, and icy Scandi fury. Less experimentation, more blunt-force riff trauma. Exactly what we needed.
✅ FFO: At The Gates, The Crown, Soilwork
🎧 Must-Listen: Warhead, Exile’s Anthem, In Fire Reborn
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🕯️ Nightfall – Children of Eve
Greek blackened death with poetic flourishes and gothic energy. Imagine if Paradise Lost took a trip to Hades, got drunk on wine, and rewrote the Book of Revelation.
✅ FFO: Septicflesh, Moonspell, Paradise Lost
🎧 Must-Listen: Seraphim Wounded, Of Heresy and Hunger
⚰️ Acherontas – Nekyia: The Necromantic Patterns
Occult, ritualistic, and deeply atmospheric. This is black metal for candlelit tomb rituals, complete with chants, eerie melodies, and guitar work that’ll hex your spine.
✅ FFO: Watain, Deathspell Omega, Behexen
🎧 Must-Listen: Nekyia I: Temple of Earth, Lunar Bane
🌫️ Cwfen – Sorrows
Brand-new on the scene and already haunting our dreams. Cwfen deliver doomgaze/post-metal melancholy at its finest. Heavy, hazy, heartbreaking. Only in Wales, mun…
✅ FFO: Chelsea Wolfe, Slowdive meets Amenra
🎧 Must-Listen: Silt, Drowning in Slate, Yr Hen Gofadail
🏆 The Riff Report’s May 2025 Top 7
| 🔥 Rank | Album | Why You Need It |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | The Shit Ov God – Behemoth | Blackened brilliance from Satan’s house band 👹 |
| 🥈 | Songs of Last Resort – The Haunted | Melodic thrash that knocks your fillings out 🪓 |
| 🥉 | Origins of Aggression – Onslaught | Old dogs, new bangers, eternal fury 🔥 |
| 4️⃣ | The World Is Still Here… – Mclusky | Welsh chaos with riffs and wit 🏴 |
| 5️⃣ | Nekyia – Acherontas | Occult audio ceremony from hell 🔮 |
| 6️⃣ | Sorrows – Cwfen | Doomgaze beauty from the valleys 🕯️ |
| 7️⃣ | Birthing – Swans | Soundtrack to your next existential crisis ☠️ |
🎤 Final Thoughts from the Pit
May 2025 hit harder than a runaway festival bin. 🤘
We got satanic spectacle, Scottish sarcasm, Greek black magic, and Welsh doom beauty — a genre-spanning barrage that made one thing clear: metal is more alive, diverse, and deranged than ever.
So light a candle, strap in, and keep spinning the madness. Because if this is what May looks like… June better bring body armour.
💬 What Say You, Legends?
What album blew your socks into next week?
Did Shit Ov God convert you?
Still stuck in Cwfen’s fog?
📣 Drop a comment below or scream into the social void @ @theriffreportuk
Written by: The Riff Report Team
Fueled by riffs, caffeine, and at least one dodgy kebab from outside Clwb Ifor Bach
