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Home » 🎄🔥 THE DARKNESS DROP A LIFE-AFFIRMING, GLAM-SOAKED COVER OF CLIFF RICHARD’S ‘MISTLETOE AND WINE’ — AND IT’S AN ABSOLUTE FESTIVE RIFF-FEST, MUN! 🔥🎄(A sonic gift for the festive period)

🎄🔥 THE DARKNESS DROP A LIFE-AFFIRMING, GLAM-SOAKED COVER OF CLIFF RICHARD’S ‘MISTLETOE AND WINE’ — AND IT’S AN ABSOLUTE FESTIVE RIFF-FEST, MUN! 🔥🎄(A sonic gift for the festive period)

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If your Christmas playlist has been feeling a bit too polite, too cosy, not enough catsuits and falsetto shrieking… worry not, butt — The Darkness have arrived like glitter-covered elves armed with Flying Vs to save the season! 🤘✨

Yup, our favourite glam-rock mischief-makers have unleashed a life-affirming, over-the-top, gloriously daft cover of Cliff Richard’s ‘Mistletoe and Wine’, and it’s exactly what Santa ordered after one too many dry pigs-in-blankets. 🎅🔥


🎤 WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE?

Imagine Cliff’s wholesome classic…
…then imagine Justin Hawkins exploding out of your chimney like a festive banshee hitting notes only dogs and reindeer can hear. 🦌💥

We’re talking:

  • Massive glam-rock guitar crunch
  • Choirs that sound like they’re fuelled by mulled wine and mischief
  • A key change so dramatic it could headline panto season
  • A solo that could melt snow in Merthyr ❄️🔥

Proper job, lads.


🎅 WHY THIS COVER SLAPS HARDER THAN GRANDMA AFTER TOO MUCH SHERRY

Cliff gave us wholesome.
The Darkness give us HOLY-SNOWBALL-WHAT-WAS-THAT?! ❄️⚡

This isn’t just a cover — it’s a renewable energy source of Christmas joy. It’s the soundtrack to wrapping presents badly. It’s the anthem to spilling gravy during Christmas dinner. It’s the reason Santa is upgrading his sleigh to a Marshall stack. 🎁🔊


🧦 A FESTIVE GIFT FOR ALL OF US

The band called it a “sonic gift”, and tidy, mun — they weren’t lying.

It’s:

  • Camp
  • Loud
  • Ridiculous
  • Beautiful
  • And so, so The Darkness

Exactly what December needs.


🤘 FINAL THOUGHTS (NOT THAT WE EVER DO “FINAL THOUGHTS”, MUN)

Add it to your playlist.
Blast it through the streets.
Let the neighbours complain.
’Tis the season to rock your baubles off! 🎄⚡

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🎸 About Michael Michael is the founder, editor and chief riff wrangler of The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock, metal and alternative music publication built by fans, for fans. A lifelong rock and metal fan, Michael has spent years immersed in the music, culture and community that surround the heavier side of life. From discovering new bands and digging through classic albums to standing in muddy festival fields, squeezing into packed venues and spending far too much time near the front of a stage, music has always been much more than background noise — it is a massive part of who he is. That passion eventually became The Riff Report, a publication created to celebrate the bands, artists, venues, festivals, photographers, promoters and fans who keep the rock and metal world turning. Michael spends much of the year covering gigs, festivals, tours, album releases, new singles, interviews and music news, with a camera never too far away and a press pass usually hanging somewhere around his neck. Whether it is a huge arena show, a major outdoor festival or a tiny grassroots venue packed with people discovering their new favourite band, he believes every part of the scene has stories worth telling. For Michael, one of the biggest joys of music journalism is being able to shine a light on artists at every level. The Riff Report is just as interested in the hungry independent band playing to 50 people as it is in the global act headlining to 50,000. Supporting unsigned, independent and grassroots musicians is a huge part of the publication’s identity, because every legendary band started somewhere. Sometimes the next big thing is not on a massive billboard or a major-label playlist — sometimes they are crammed onto a tiny stage in a pub, plugging in their own gear and hoping somebody in the room remembers their name. Michael wants The Riff Report to be one of the places that remembers.

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