โHope you slept in the silent disco โcause todayโs a belter!โ
If Friday warmed up the engines, Saturday at Glastonbury 2025 is when we slam the pedal to the floor, launch over a rainbow, and crash-land in a glittery mosh pit. From legendary icons to indie chaos gremlins, Worthy Farm is serving everything โ and then some.
Hereโs your ultimate breakdown of every major stage, whoโs playing, what to expect, and which acts will make you lose your voice (and possibly your mates) in the best way. ๐
๐บ Pyramid Stage โ The Big One
The beating heart of Glasto. This is where bucket list dreams come true, mud be damned.
๐ค Dua Lipa
Slick, stylish, and utterly unstoppable. Expect high-octane pop, backup dancers galore, and probably 100,000 people yelling โLEVITATINGโ like itโs a war cry.
๐ธ Arctic Monkeys
Alex Turnerโs swagger is back, and theyโre bringing the bangers. Think “Do I Wanna Know?”, “505”, and a crowd half moshing, half swooning.
๐ค The Cure
Yes, theyโre still going. Yes, itโll be emotional. Yes, Robert Smith is still the goth king of eyeliner and existential ballads.
๐ฅ Sam Fender
Geordie lad turned arena-filler. Get ready for spine-tingling singalongs, political jabs, and a crowd louder than his amps.
๐ถ๏ธ Yard Act
Deadpan post-punk poetry meets northern sarcasm. A weird but perfect Pyramid opener.
๐ The Other Stage โ Chaos, Charisma & Curveballs
Slightly weirder, occasionally louder, always brilliant.
๐ฆ Queens of the Stone Age
Desert rock royalty. Expect riffs sharp enough to slice through your tent ropes and grooves heavier than your post-cider regret.
๐ Rina Sawayama
Pop? Metal? EDM? All of it. Rinaโs sets are like a musical theme park run by a fashion designer with laser beams.
๐ด Foals
Tight rhythms, sweaty shirtless dancing, and one of the best live bands in the UK. No skips. No chill.
๐ Girl In Red
From TikTok icon to emotional indie force. Big queer energy, big singalongs, big vibes.
๐ Sports Team
Mayhem, mischief, and a frontman who climbs everything. Itโs not a set โ itโs a spectacle.
๐ West Holts โ Groove, Baby, Groove
If youโre not dancing here, check your pulse.
๐บ LCD Soundsystem
James Murphy and co. will turn that field into a sweaty, glittery, cathartic disco. You will cry to “All My Friends” and love it.
๐ธ Thundercat
The most stylish bass wizard in the multiverse. Funk meets jazz meets anime meets WTF-is-this-it’s-awesome.
๐ชฉ Jessie Ware
Disco royalty with a velvet voice. Expect sass, sparkle, and soulful sway.
๐ Janelle Monรกe
The ArchAndroid has landed. Part sci-fi film, part funk opera, part spiritual awakening.
๐ท Nubya Garcia
Jazz is back, baby. And it sounds so lush in the Glasto breeze.
๐ The Park Stage โ Alt Royalty & Future Faves
The place where the next headliner might just blow your mind in front of 500 people.
๐ค Paramore
Hayley Williams still has the pipes, and now theyโve got the maturity of a band thatโs survived everything. “Misery Business”? Say less.
๐ Squid
Angular, anxious, and completely addictive. Like getting hit with a math textbook full of beats.
๐พ Big Thief
Tender, transcendent indie-folk. Bring tissues, wear flannel.
๐ญ Genesis Owusu
Funky, theatrical, genre-squashing wizardry. If Prince and Tyler, The Creator had a baby, itโd sound like this.
๐ Wunderhorse
New kids galloping into greatness. Keep your eye on โem โ future main stage material.
๐ฅ Woodsies โ Indie Delights in a Secret Forest
New name, same indie magic. Hide from the sun and get emotional with strangers.
๐ค CMAT
Irish country-pop queen with a wicked sense of humour and hooks for days.
๐ Sea Girls
Anthemic guitar pop with just enough angst. Perfect if youโre missing early noughties Radio 1.
๐ beabadoobee
Soft grunge, dream pop, and a cult following of floppy-haired teens and grown-up emos.
๐ฅ The Snuts
Scottish indie with a chip on their shoulder and tunes to match.
๐ Rachel Chinouriri
Hauntingly gorgeous vocals. Youโll thank us later.
๐ Silver Hayes โ The Rave Pit
When night falls, this is where the field starts vibrating.
๐ช Bicep (Live)
Massive visuals, euphoric drops. Youโll ascend.
โ๏ธ TSHA
Uplifting house beats = serotonin in sonic form.
๐งช Joy Orbison
Underground hero. Expect genre wizardry and wobbly knees.
๐ฅ Shygirl
Filthy, fierce, and futuristic. Bring shades and sass.
๐ Jayda G
Positive vibes only. She DJs like sheโs hosting your dream party.
๐ท๏ธ Arcadia โ The Flaming Spider Returns
The mechanical beast lives on โ with a DnB heartbeat.
๐ฃ Chase & Status (DJ Set)
Theyโve got the bangers. Youโve got the energy. Itโs war.
๐งจ VTSS B2B SPFDJ
Techno apocalypse. Hold tight.
๐ง Hybrid Minds
Lush vocals and liquid DnB to soothe your raving soul.
๐ณ Hidden Gems & Secret Stages
Because Glasto is more than just headliners…
๐ฅ Strummerville Fire Pit โ Grab a cider, share a blanket, and get serenaded by a random genius.
๐ฟ Greenpeace Rave Tree โ A rave. In a tree. With lasers. Honestly, just go.
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Secret Sets? โ Rumour millโs saying The Smile, Billie Eilish or even Blur might drop in. Eyes peeled!
๐ Final Words: You Made It, Butt!
By now youโre probably covered in glitter, mud, and mystery bruises. And thatโs before Sunday hits.
Stay hydrated. Hug your mates. And whatever you doโฆ donโt miss the silent disco afterparty. Itโs chaos, itโs cathartic, and itโs 2am karaoke with strangers who feel like family. ๐ฅฒ๐บ
