Right then, brace yourselves — because Witch Piss have just dropped a debut album that doesn’t knock politely… it kicks your front door in, drinks your last beer, and summons something unspeakable in your living room 😈🍺
Hailing from Belgium’s shadowy corners, this lot have brewed up something they call Mississippi Goat Worship — and honestly? That sounds exactly like it feels. Their debut The Devil Doesn’t Burn is a filthy, fuzz-drenched, doom-laced trip through smoke, madness and pure riff worship 🔥
And c’mon butt… what a debut.
🌑 ENTER THE RIFF PIT: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
From the moment ‘Black Tongue Driven’ kicks in, you’re not easing into this album — you’re dragged face-first through molten tar riffs and thunderous low-end 🖤
It’s got that loose, swaggering, half-drunk groove that feels like the band recorded it while possessed… but somehow still tighter than your mate clutching his pint in a circle pit.
Vocals? Think gravel-throated preacher meets desert outlaw — rough, menacing, and absolutely dripping with attitude.
🔥 TRACK HIGHLIGHTS – PURE FILTH & GLORY
🐍 ‘Bad Juju’
This one slithers in like a hangover demon at sunrise.
Slow, hypnotic, nasty as hell. You can practically smell the stale smoke and regret.
🐺 ‘Wolf Cries Boy’
Absolute chaos. This track charges forward like something’s chasing you through a burning forest 🌲🔥
The guest vocals crank the madness up another level — proper headbang fuel.
💔 ‘Catelyn’s Broken Hope’
Oi… THIS is the one.
A massive, stomping doom anthem with a melancholic punch that hits you right in the chest. Big chorus, massive riffs, proper “arms in the air while your pint goes flying” energy 🍻
🌊 ‘Rubicon River’
The closer that seals your fate.
By the time this hits, you’re already lost — and Witch Piss just push you straight past the point of no return. No escape. No regrets. Just riffs.
🎛️ PRODUCTION – THICKER THAN A WELSH STEW
Recorded live in the studio, and you can tell immediately. This thing sounds RAW, HEAVY, and ALIVE 🤘
Guitars: Fuzzed to oblivion
Bass: Rumbling like distant thunder
Drums: Punchy, organic, no nonsense
Atmosphere: Thick enough to chew
It’s not polished — and thank the metal gods for that. This album breathes, sweats, and growls like a proper underground beast.
🎨 VIBE CHECK: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?
Imagine this:
You’ve had too many drinks.
You’re lost somewhere you shouldn’t be.
There’s fire. There’s smoke. There’s a voice calling your name…
…and instead of running, you nod your head and follow the riff 😈
That’s this album.
⚡ RIFF REPORT VERDICT
This isn’t just a debut — it’s a statement of intent written in distortion and chaos.
Witch Piss have delivered a record that:
✅ Hits like a sledgehammer
✅ Grooves like a desert ritual
✅ Feels like a bad decision you’d absolutely make again
For fans of High On Fire, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, this is an absolute no-brainer.
🧨 FINAL SCORE: 8.5/10 – FILTHY, FUZZED & FULL OF ATTITUDE
This album doesn’t burn…
…it smoulders, stalks, and drags you under 🔥
And honestly? You won’t want saving.
📀 RELEASE DETAILS
Album: The Devil Doesn’t Burn
Artist: Witch Piss
Label: Ardua Music
Release Date: 24 April 2026
Genre: Doom / Stoner Metal
🌐 FOLLOW WITCH PISS (GO ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WitchPiss
Linktree (all links, streaming, merch, chaos): https://linktr.ee/witchpissstoner
Label: https://www.arduamusic.com/
If this is your first taste of Witch Piss… buckle up, butt.
Because this band?
They’re only getting heavier. 🤘😈
