Because of course he doesโฆ
KISS legend and tongue-wagging money magnet Gene Simmons has announced his latest wild fan package: for the tidy sum of nearly ยฃ10,000, you can become his โroadie for the day.โ Yep, instead of Gene paying you to lug his gear, youโre the one coughing up ten grand to carry a bass case and shout โcheck one, twoโ into a mic. Bargain, right? ๐
Whatโs in the package?
According to Simmons, this isnโt just pushing flight cases around like a hungover crew member at Download Festival. The experience includes:
- Spending a full day backstage with Gene ๐
- Helping with soundcheck ๐ธ
- Watching the show from prime viewing spots ๐ค
- A personal hangout session and photos ๐คณ
- Exclusive signed memorabilia ๐๏ธ
Basically, the full โKISS Army bootcampโ โ with a hefty price tag.
Rock fans divided ๐ค
Some fans are calling it โa once-in-a-lifetime backstage pass,โ while others are saying itโs just Gene being Gene โ the man who once tried to trademark the devil horns ๐ค. Still, people will pay it. They always do.
The Riff Report Verdict ๐ฅ
Would we shell out ยฃ10,000 to move a few amps and grab a pint with The Demon? Probably not. But then again, people drop thousands on luxury festival tipis, and at least this one comes with Gene Simmons teaching you how to shout โYou wanted the best, you got the best!โ in his dressing room mirror.
Whatโs occurring? Would you fork out a tennerโs worth of thousand to be Geneโs roadie for the day, or would you rather spend it on 500 pints and a lifetime of festival kebabs? ๐ป๐ฏ





































