Alright butt… imagine this: You’ve just stumbled out of a sweaty, pint-soaked gig at the Cardiff International Arena or maybe you’ve been losing your mind down the front at Tramshed Cardiff… ears ringing, voice gone, shoes questionable… Now the question hits: Where do you crash without killing the vibe? Enter the absolute belter that is […]

“Sorry mate, we’re busy melting faces in Australia” 🇦🇺🔥 Alright you lot… grab a pint, crank the volume, and brace yourselves — because this one’s proper classic Iron Maiden behaviour 🤘😈 The metal gods themselves have officially ruled out attending the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony… and honestly? We wouldn’t expect anything less. […]

Late-night vibes, emotional chaos, and a voice that lingers longer than your last situationship… Alright you lot… gather round, grab a brew (or something stronger 👀), because we’ve just taken a deep dive into the haunting, hypnotic world of ELLyMarD over on Spotify… and tidy… this one’s a proper vibe. No riffs to the face.No […]

Alright you lovely riff-heads… gather round, because this one’s got heart, grit, and a proper dose of humility 💔🎤 Former Blaze Bayley has been chatting about being part of the mighty Iron Maiden legacy as they finally storm into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… and instead of chest-beating rockstar swagger, he’s gone full […]

Alright… gather round for a minute, folks. This isn’t one of those “grab a pint, jump in the pit, lose your voice by the second chorus” kind of stories. This one’s quieter.Heavier.The kind that sneaks up on you. Because today, we’re saying goodbye to a true legend — Máire Brennan — the voice that turned […]

Centrepoint pull the plug after social media storm… and yeah, it’s kicked off BIG time Alright you lot… this one’s kicked up a proper storm across the UK, and it’s got the internet arguing louder than a Slayer pit in ’86 🤘 TV personality and rock royalty-adjacent figure Sharon Osbourne has been cut loose by […]

Alright, brace yourselves… because this one hits harder than a double kick drum in a Maiden breakdown 🤯 A petition has officially been launched to save a legendary London recording studio – a place where absolute rock history was forged in sweat, tape hiss, and pure riff wizardry 🎛️⚡ We’re talking about the very studio […]

Alright butt… this one hits right in the chest. Slipknot’s chaos conductor behind the decks, Sid Wilson, has been looking back on his late bandmate Joey Jordison — and the verdict? No debate. No hesitation. No messing about. “Joey was the best that ever did it.” And honestly… if you’ve ever stood in a pit […]

Right then… someone finally woke up over at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and realised what the rest of us have known since cassette tapes and dodgy denim jackets… Iron Maiden are OFFICIALLY in. 🏆 After more than 20 years of being criminally overlooked, the kings of British heavy metal have smashed their […]

Alright you beautiful bunch of misfits… gather round, because we’re diving headfirst into one of the most gloriously unhinged legends to ever grace a stage 🤘 We’re talking about the one, the only… Richard O’Brien — the mad genius behind The Rocky Horror Show, the man who basically invented audience chaos before it was cool […]

Alright butt… this one’s a bit heavier than your usual riff-fuelled madness, but it’s kicking off all over the place right now 👀 Robert Del Naja – aka 3D from Massive Attack – has found himself right in the middle of a proper storm after being arrested at a protest in Trafalgar Square this past […]

Oi oi, Riff Report crew… this one’s gonna hit you right in the chest.Nu-metal legends SEVENDUST are BACK on UK soil this December, and they’re bringing that signature blend of groove, grit, and emotional firepower with them 💥 After more than three decades of doing things their own way, the Atlanta heavyweights are rolling back […]

Alright you beautiful creatures of the night… gather round, light a candle, stick on your saddest playlist, and prepare yourselves… because this one’s got serious heartagram energy 😈 The ever-enigmatic Ville Valo has just casually dropped a line that’s sent shockwaves through the goth metal underground: “There’s beauty in the fact we didn’t strangle each […]

Oi oi… gather round, because this is one of those “no way that actually happened” rock stories that’ll make you spill your pint 🍺 We’re talking about Jay Weinberg — a teenage metalhead smashing drums in dingy New York bars… who suddenly gets a phone call that flips his entire life upside down. And not […]

Oi oi, what’s occurring then?! Grab a pint, crank the volume, and brace yourself — because this year’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction list has landed and it’s got more star power than a Pyramid Stage sunset, butt. We’re talking icons. We’re talking legends. We’re talking the kind of names that make you […]