Alright butt, grab a drink (preferably not $18 like at Coachella 😅) because we’re diving headfirst into one of the most hyped festivals on planet Earth — Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival 🌵🎶 This ain’t just a festival.This is the festival your Instagram feed won’t shut up about every April. But here at The […]
Alright butt… this one’s got more twists than a mosh pit after too many pints 🍺 Global snack chaos has officially kicked off after KitKat confirmed that OVER 12 TONS OF CHOCOLATE has vanished into thin air somewhere across Europe 😱 We’re talking… 🚛 THE GREAT CHOCOLATE DISAPPEARANCE Somewhere between “loaded up nicely” and “arrived […]
April has landed, mun… 🌼 The clocks have gone forward, the sun occasionally shows its face (shocking, I know), and festival season is starting to creep closer like a hungover roadie looking for coffee. But before we’re knee-deep in mud and warm lager, April brings us something just as important… A stacked lineup of absolute […]
Alright butt… this one’s a proper gut punch. 💔The underground just lost one of its darkest sonic architects, and things are feeling a bit colder today. James Lollar, the twisted genius behind GosT, has sadly passed away at the age of 46. And if you know… you know. This isn’t just another artist. This is […]
Alright you lovely lot… grab a pint, pull up a sticky festival chair, and prepare yourselves — because something VERY suspicious is crawling through the rock world right now 🪳🔥 Yep… we’re talking about the unstoppable legends themselves, The Rolling Stones… and a bizarre little name that’s suddenly everywhere: “THE COCKROACHES” And no… this ain’t […]
Right then, butt… grab your battered leather jacket, dust off your boots, and pour something strong — because this is the kind of news that makes the entire rock world sit up, crack a grin, and shout “YESS MUN!” 😈🍻 The hometown of the legendary Lemmy Kilmister is about to turn into a full-blown riff […]
Alright butt… this is the kind of story that makes every rock fan stop mid-scroll, crack open a can, and go “YESS MUN!” 🤘 The absolute legends in Deep Purple have just dropped a massive announcement — they’re heading back to Montreux for a historic performance at the Montreux Jazz Festival on 13 July 2026… […]
Right then, Riff Report crew… this is the kind of news that makes you spill your pint, drop your phone, and shout “YESS MUN!” across the room 🤘🍺 The absolute powerhouse that is Mammoth WVH has just been added to the Blackbird Festival lineup – and suddenly this already stacked weekender has gone full-on god-tier […]
Alright butt… gather round, because this is one of those moments where the rock universe lines up perfectly and gives us chills 😍 When a legend like Geddy Lee starts singing someone’s praises, you don’t just nod politely — you sit up, crack open a can, and LISTEN. And this time? It’s about a drummer […]
Alright butt… gather round, grab a pint, and brace yourselves — because the rock ‘n’ roll rumour mill has just gone FULL CHAOS MODE 😳🍻 💔➡️💫 THE MOST LEGENDARY LOVE/HATE STORY IN ROCK? We’re talking about none other than Lindsey Buckingham and the ethereal rock sorceress herself Stevie Nicks 👑✨ Yeah… THAT duo. The same […]
Alright butt… this one’s hit like a rogue elbow in a packed pit. No warm-up, no warning — just bang 💥 Former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert is reportedly facing a charge of attempted murder following an alleged incident involving the father of Turnstile frontman Brendan Yates. Yeah… we’re not talking band drama or lineup changes […]
Ahhh man… this one hits like a boot to the chest in the middle of a circle pit. Proper gutting news, butt. Harm’s Way guitarist Bo Lueders has sadly passed away at just 38 years old — and the entire hardcore world has gone quiet for a moment. The kind of silence you only get […]
Alright butt… grab your denim, dust off your boots, and prepare your liver — because These Wicked Rivers are about to tear across the UK like a pint-fuelled thunderstorm 🤘🍻 The Derby rock ‘n’ roll groove merchants have just announced their BIGGEST UK headline run to date, and it’s an absolute belter. Dubbed the Fire […]
🔥💥 BAILEY SPINN – “CRITICAL” SINGLE REVIEW 💥🔥 Proudly loud, brutally honest, and hitting like a freight train straight through your feelings… Alright you lot… if you’ve ever stared into the void after a dodgy relationship and thought “what the hell just happened there then?” — Bailey Spinn has just dropped your new anthem. And […]
Big love and massive thanks to Wilhelm from Resumption for taking time out of the chaos to chat with us here at The Riff Report Blog 🤘🔥 Absolute legend behaviour, mun. Between crushing riffs and dragging doom through the depths, he still found time to talk shop with us — proper sound. It’s always class […]