Alright Michael… brace yourself, butt — because the UK is about to become one giant, sweaty, beer-soaked mosh pit 😤🍺 We’re not messing about here. This isn’t a quiet little gig season… this is a full-blown RIFF APOCALYPSE. Stadium fillers, arena wreckers, hometown heroes and chaos merchants are all lining up to absolutely batter our […]
Alright butt… gather round, because this one is peak “people on the internet discovering metal for the first time” energy 😅 Alien shock-rock warlords GWAR have found themselves in the middle of a full-blown outrage circus after doing… wait for it… exactly what they’ve been doing for FOUR DECADES 🤯 Yep. Fake blood. Over-the-top violence. […]
Right then, grab a candle, stick the kettle on (or crack a beer, no judgement here 🍺), and prepare yourself for something properly spellbinding… French gothic doom sorcerers Angellore are back, and they’ve brought with them a record that’s been brewing in the shadows for over a decade. No joke. This isn’t just an album […]
Right then you absolute riff fiends… grab a sick bag, crack a warm can, and prepare yourself, because this one is filthy beyond redemption 🤢🤘 From the sewer-drenched underbelly of Bulgaria comes Necromonger, a band that clearly looked at modern death metal and went: “Nah… not disgusting enough.” And fair play… they’ve absolutely delivered a […]
Right then, brace yourselves — because Witch Piss have just dropped a debut album that doesn’t knock politely… it kicks your front door in, drinks your last beer, and summons something unspeakable in your living room 😈🍺 Hailing from Belgium’s shadowy corners, this lot have brewed up something they call Mississippi Goat Worship — and […]
🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report! 🖤 From gritty, old-school rock ‘n’ roll vibes to that modern swagger, these lads are flying the flag for proper, no-nonsense […]
Right then butt… got a spare $17 million knocking about down the back of the sofa? No? Same. But if you did, you could be living in one of the most legendary homes in rock history. 🤘 The former Los Angeles mansion of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne has officially hit […]
Oi oi, what’s occurring, butt?! Strap in, because South Wales’ finest blues-rock wrecking crew Henry’s Funeral Shoe are rolling into Luton this summer… and they’re bringing a proper filthy wall of noise with them 😈🎸 🤘 THE LUTON TAKEOVER IS ON Mark it down, tattoo it on your mate’s forehead, whatever you’ve gotta do… 🗓 […]
Right then, strap in butt — because this isn’t your nan’s Sunday playlist. This is pure, unfiltered death metal carnage and it’s coming in hot. 🤘🔥 After THIRTY YEARS of tearing up the underground with absolute filth merchants like Carcinogenic, Cesspool Of Vermin, Lividity, and Lust Of Decay, drum demon Jordan Varela has decided that […]
Alright butt… let’s talk about a voice that didn’t just sing — it hit you like a tidal wave of emotion and distortion. We’re talking about Chris Cornell — one of the greatest vocalists to ever walk onto a stage, grab a mic, and absolutely level a room. Four octaves.Soul-shaking power.And enough raw emotion to […]
Grab a pint and sit down for this one, butt… because festival season has just taken a proper mad turn 🍺😳 In a twist that’s sent shockwaves through the UK music scene, Wireless Festival has reportedly been CANCELLED — and yep, it’s all kicking off around none other than the chaos magnet himself, Kanye West. […]
Letters, delusions, and a reality check for fandom gone way too far… Alright butt… this one’s less “rock ‘n’ roll chaos” and more “call the authorities immediately.” 😬 Swedish police have officially charged a woman accused of stalking Tobias Forge — the masked mastermind behind the theatrical metal empire that is Ghost. And trust us… […]
April 5th.A date that hits the rock world like a gut punch every single year. Today, we remember Kurt Cobain — the flannel-wrapped, distortion-drenched poet who didn’t just change music… he blew the bloody doors off it. 🤘🔥 🕯️ THE RELUCTANT ICON Kurt wasn’t your typical rock star.No ego. No flash. No interest in playing […]
Rising from the ashes with hooks, heart, and proper melodic fire. 🔥🦅🤘 Right then, butt… dust off the leather jacket and get those vocal cords warmed up, because Phoenix by Xtasy is here to lift you up, spin you round, and drop you straight into a chorus you’ll be singing for days. 😤🎤 This is […]
Alright butt… gather round, crack open a cold one, and brace yourself — because this isn’t just a disagreement… this is a full-blown metal soap opera with extra distortion 😤🍻 The internet’s favourite new beef has officially kicked off between Arch Enemy riff commander Michael Amott and former Megadeth shred sorcerer Kiko Loureiro — and […]