Right then, brace yourselves β€” because Witch Piss have just dropped a debut album that doesn’t knock politely… it kicks your front door in, drinks your last beer, and summons something unspeakable in your living room 😈🍺

Hailing from Belgium’s shadowy corners, this lot have brewed up something they call Mississippi Goat Worship β€” and honestly? That sounds exactly like it feels. Their debut The Devil Doesn’t Burn is a filthy, fuzz-drenched, doom-laced trip through smoke, madness and pure riff worship πŸ”₯

And c’mon butt… what a debut.

πŸŒ‘ ENTER THE RIFF PIT: FIRST IMPRESSIONS

From the moment β€˜Black Tongue Driven’ kicks in, you’re not easing into this album β€” you’re dragged face-first through molten tar riffs and thunderous low-end πŸ–€

It’s got that loose, swaggering, half-drunk groove that feels like the band recorded it while possessed… but somehow still tighter than your mate clutching his pint in a circle pit.

Vocals? Think gravel-throated preacher meets desert outlaw β€” rough, menacing, and absolutely dripping with attitude.

πŸ”₯ TRACK HIGHLIGHTS – PURE FILTH & GLORY
🐍 β€˜Bad Juju’

This one slithers in like a hangover demon at sunrise.
Slow, hypnotic, nasty as hell. You can practically smell the stale smoke and regret.

🐺 β€˜Wolf Cries Boy’

Absolute chaos. This track charges forward like something’s chasing you through a burning forest 🌲πŸ”₯
The guest vocals crank the madness up another level β€” proper headbang fuel.

πŸ’” β€˜Catelyn’s Broken Hope’

Oi… THIS is the one.
A massive, stomping doom anthem with a melancholic punch that hits you right in the chest. Big chorus, massive riffs, proper β€œarms in the air while your pint goes flying” energy 🍻

🌊 β€˜Rubicon River’

The closer that seals your fate.
By the time this hits, you’re already lost β€” and Witch Piss just push you straight past the point of no return. No escape. No regrets. Just riffs.

πŸŽ›οΈ PRODUCTION – THICKER THAN A WELSH STEW

Recorded live in the studio, and you can tell immediately. This thing sounds RAW, HEAVY, and ALIVE 🀘

Guitars: Fuzzed to oblivion
Bass: Rumbling like distant thunder
Drums: Punchy, organic, no nonsense
Atmosphere: Thick enough to chew

It’s not polished β€” and thank the metal gods for that. This album breathes, sweats, and growls like a proper underground beast.

🎨 VIBE CHECK: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?

Imagine this:

You’ve had too many drinks.
You’re lost somewhere you shouldn’t be.
There’s fire. There’s smoke. There’s a voice calling your name…

…and instead of running, you nod your head and follow the riff 😈

That’s this album.

⚑ RIFF REPORT VERDICT

This isn’t just a debut β€” it’s a statement of intent written in distortion and chaos.

Witch Piss have delivered a record that:

βœ… Hits like a sledgehammer
βœ… Grooves like a desert ritual
βœ… Feels like a bad decision you’d absolutely make again

For fans of High On Fire, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, this is an absolute no-brainer.

🧨 FINAL SCORE: 8.5/10 – FILTHY, FUZZED & FULL OF ATTITUDE

This album doesn’t burn…

…it smoulders, stalks, and drags you under πŸ”₯

And honestly? You won’t want saving.

πŸ“€ RELEASE DETAILS

Album: The Devil Doesn’t Burn
Artist: Witch Piss
Label: Ardua Music
Release Date: 24 April 2026
Genre: Doom / Stoner Metal

🌐 FOLLOW WITCH PISS (GO ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WitchPiss
Linktree (all links, streaming, merch, chaos): https://linktr.ee/witchpissstoner
Label: https://www.arduamusic.com/

If this is your first taste of Witch Piss… buckle up, butt.

Because this band?
They’re only getting heavier. 🀘😈