โAlright butt, strap in โ the timetableโs landed and itโs a spicy one!โ ๐ด๐ค
Planet Rockstock 2025 has finally dropped the full, glorious, beautifully chaotic stage times, and munโฆ itโs looking tidy indeed. Whether youโre the kind of festival warrior who colour-codes their schedule or the sort who wings it with a pint in hand shouting โWEโLL FIGURE IT OUT LATER!โ, The Riff Report has you covered.
Grab your highlighters, your hangover tablets, and your strongest โplease donโt clashโ prayers โ hereโs your full weekend breakdown.
๐ธ๐ฅ FRIDAY โ OPENING NIGHT MAYHEM
The gates fling open, the amps growl to life, and someoneโs definitely dropping their tent poles in the car park already. Classic Rockstock.
๐ฆ BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE
The big one. The home of riffs. The place where dreams come true and pints get spilled.
- 18:00 โ 18:40 โ Opening Act (TBA)
Whoโs it gonna be? Place your bets, butt! - 19:00 โ 19:45 โ Scarlet Rebels
Welsh rock royalty warming up the place proper. ๐ฅ - 20:15 โ 21:00 โ The Damn Truth
Vintage swagger. Big choruses. Big vibes. - 21:30 โ 23:00 โ Kris Barras Band
A headliner ready to punch you right in the feels AND the face (musically speaking). โก
๐ธ LAWLESS STAGE
The home of late-night chaos and the perfect place to lose your voice early.
- 17:00 โ 17:30 โ Local Hero Opener
- 18:00 โ 18:45 โ Austin Gold
- 19:15 โ 20:00 โ Matt Mitchell & The Coldhearts
- 20:45 โ 21:30 โ The Karma Effect
- 22:00 โ 23:30 โ Florence Black
WALES, WALES, WALES! Expect carnage, moshing, and someone shouting โCโMON BUTT!โ every 30 seconds.
๐ค๐ฅ SATURDAY โ THE BIG ONE
This is the day where sensible pacing goes out the window and your feet turn into mashed potatoes.
๐ฉ BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE
- 12:00 โ 12:40 โ Ashen Reach
- 13:00 โ 13:40 โ The Hot One Two
- 14:00 โ 14:45 โ Collateral
- 15:15 โ 16:00 โ Mason Hill
- 16:30 โ 17:15 โ H.E.A.T
One word: SWEAT. ๐ฅต - 17:45 โ 18:45 โ Massive Wagons
Big riffs, big laughs, big moustache energy. - 19:15 โ 20:15 โ Phil Campbell & The Bastard Sons
Cardiffโs favourite riff-slinging family. Tidy. - 20:45 โ 22:15 โ Terrorvision
The Saturday night boys! Expect singalongs loud enough to register on the Richter scale.
๐ธ LAWLESS STAGE
Rockstockโs chaotic younger sibling.
- 11:00 โ 11:30 โ Dead Shed Jokers
- 12:00 โ 12:40 โ Black Spiders
- 13:10 โ 13:50 โ The Treatment
- 14:20 โ 15:00 โ South of Salem ๐ฆ
- 15:30 โ 16:10 โ Wolf Jaw
- 16:45 โ 17:25 โ King Kraken ๐
WALES REPRESENTING. Heavy enough to wake the coastline. - 18:00 โ 18:45 โ Shape of Water
- 19:15 โ 20:00 โ Skam
- 20:30 โ 22:00 โ Myke Gray โ Shades of Gray
A masterclass in pure melodic class.
๐ค๐ฅ SUNDAY โ THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
Time for the grand finale โ and the collective hangover from hell. But will that stop you? Will it heck.
๐ฅ BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE
- 12:00 โ 12:40 โ Ryders Creed
- 13:00 โ 13:40 โ Loz Campbell
- 14:00 โ 14:45 โ She Burns Red
Expect riffs thatโll straighten your spine. - 15:15 โ 16:00 โ Bad Touch
- 16:30 โ 17:15 โ Elles Bailey
Bluesy lushness, perfect Sunday vibes. - 17:45 โ 18:45 โ The Answer
- 19:15 โ 20:15 โ The Virginmarys
- 20:45 โ 22:15 โ Reef
Close it out with bangers, singalongs, and maybe a few tears. No judgement.
๐ธ LAWLESS STAGE
If youโve got anything left in the tankโฆ use it here.
- 11:00 โ 11:30 โ Sons of Liberty
- 12:00 โ 12:40 โ Revival Black
- 13:10 โ 13:50 โ Piston
- 14:20 โ 15:00 โ These Wicked Rivers
- 15:30 โ 16:10 โ Hรคxan ๐ด
Flying the Welsh flag proper tidy. - 16:45 โ 17:25 โ White Raven Down
- 18:00 โ 18:40 โ The Fallen State
- 19:10 โ 20:00 โ The Dust Coda
- 20:30 โ 22:00 โ Mason Hill (Encore Slot!)
๐ป๐ฅ LATE-NIGHT AFTERPARTIES
Where legends are madeโฆ and dignity is lost.
FRIDAY
23:30 โ 01:30 โ DJ Wyatt Wendels
Classic rock chaos. Expect AC/DC, Saxon, and every bloke in the room thinking he can headbang like itโs 1985.
SATURDAY
22:30 โ 01:30 โ Resident DJs
A blur of beer, bangers, and questionable dancing.
SUNDAY
22:30 โ LATE โ The Last Pint Party
Good luck leaving. No-one ever does.
๐ค So, whatโs the plan, butt?
You hitting Scarlet Rebels from the front rail? Catching Terrorvision centre-pit? Closing out with Reef while holding your mate upright?
Tell us over on the Riff Report socials, mun
