Trecco Bay, Porthcawl | 27th โ€“ 30th November 2025

Whatโ€™s occurring, butt!? Your favourite loud-mouthed, riff-obsessed Welsh blog is back with another breakdown of one of the most beloved weekends on the UK rock calendar โ€” Planet Rockstock 2025. And this yearโ€™s line-up? Tidy doesnโ€™t even cover it. This thing slaps harder than a flying flip-flop in a Barry Island caravan park.

Strap in, grab a pint, and letโ€™s dive into the chaos. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ


๐ŸŽค THE BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE โ€“ THE BIG DOGS

THURSDAY โ€“ WARM-UP? MORE LIKE WARM-UP-AND-SET-YOUR-FACE-ON-FIRE

The opening night at Rockstock is never gentleโ€ฆ but this year itโ€™s especially feral.

โญ The Quireboys

Old-school charm, whisky-soaked vocals, and the kind of party-starting swagger that could wake the dead in Llantwit Major. Classic. Classy. Chaos.

๐ŸŽธ Bywater Call

Soulful blues delivered with more heart than a Valleys choir singing โ€œCalon Lรขn.โ€

โšก Dan Patlansky

This man bends a guitar string like heโ€™s trying to summon dragons from the Brecon Beacons.

๐ŸŽถ Steve Young & The Real Time Players

Proper lush Americana vibes to warm your ears โ€” before the real madness begins.


FRIDAY โ€“ MASSIVE WAGONS TAKE THE ROOF CLEAN OFF

If youโ€™ve ever wondered why Trecco Bay needs repairs every yearโ€ฆ hereโ€™s your answer.

๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ’ฅ Massive Wagons

Baz Mills spinning around with the energy of a toddler on Sunny Delight. A guaranteed stormer.

๐Ÿ”ฅ For Damn!

Slick, stylish and guaranteed to melt your face off before 9pm.

๐ŸŽค The Virginmarys

Hard-hitting, raw northern fire. Expect pits. Expect sweat. Expect magic.

๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Betlyn Gris Gris & The Apocalypse

Moody, mystical, and absolutely massive-sounding. Bring candles and your best โ€œdoom but sexyโ€ energy.

๐Ÿค  Gypsy Pistoleros

Spanish cowboy sleaze rock? In Wales? Of course, mun. And it works so well.


SATURDAY โ€“ THE DAY OF RIFF DESTRUCTION

Saturday at Rockstock is where fitness watches go to die.

๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ’ฅ Ugly Kid Joe

A huge booking and a dead cert crowd-pleaser. โ€œEverything About Youโ€? You bet your boots everyone from Aberystwyth to Abertillery will be yelling it.

โ˜ ๏ธ Hollowstar

Punchy, melodic, and relentlessly powerful.

๐Ÿ‘ป Hollow Souls

Grit-packed blues-rock with more bite than a Swansea seagull after your chips.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ The Byrne

Smooth, soaring, and built for big stages.

๐Ÿ”Š 3DE

Modern, heavy, and loud enough to rearrange internal organs. Proper job.


SUNDAY โ€“ ONE LAST RIFF BEFORE THE HANGOVER

The final day. The moment your legs give up but your heart says: โ€œOne more, butt.โ€

๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽธ SLADE

YES YES YES. Wales loves Slade. Slade loves Wales. Christmas comes early, loudly, and gloriously unhinged.

๐Ÿ˜ˆ Danko Jones

Pure attitude. Pure swagger. Pure rock instinct.

๐ŸŽธ Danny Bryant

One of the most respected bluesmen around. A lush way to wind down after three days of carnage.


๐ŸŽช THE GRAHAM HARDING STAGE โ€“ THE RISING RUMBLERS

This is where tomorrowโ€™s headliners sharpen their teeth.

THURSDAY

Departed โ€ข Doomsday Outlaw โ€ข Stone Angels โ€ข Thieves of Liberty

FRIDAY

Autumn Killers โ€ข Hร„XAN โ€ข Honeybadger โ€ข Volstorm

SATURDAY

Attic Theory โ€ข Black Dog Moon โ€ข Bobbie Dazzle โ€ข Devere โ€ข Sweet Electric โ€ข The Heavy Souls

SUNDAY

Athenaโ€™s Revenge โ€ข Burnt Out Wreck โ€ข Caitlin Krisko & The Broadcast โ€ข Global Bun Theory โ€ข Pips โ€ข Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts


๐Ÿค˜ THE RIFF REPORT VERDICT

Planet Rockstock 2025 is shaping up to be a proper Welsh winter riot, packed with legends, locals, rising stars, and enough riffs to power the M4. If youโ€™re looking for sunshine and peace, tough luck โ€” this weekend is all about pints, pits, guitars, chaos, and caravan park debauchery.

Weโ€™ll be there, shouting โ€œYESS MUN!โ€ at inappropriate moments and spilling beer on our shoes.

See you at Trecco Bay, butt โ€” front row, no fear. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿด