The First-Ever Official KISS Colouring Book Has Arrived
Only in 2025 could this happen, mun – the first-ever official KISS colouring book has been unleashed by the fine rock ’n’ roll fiends over at Rock N’ Roll Colouring. The same band that drenched arenas in fire, blood, and confetti now want to see if you can keep your crayons steady while Gene sticks his tongue out at you. 🖍️🔥
📖 What’s Inside?
This beast isn’t some knock-off novelty – it’s fully licensed and stacked with iconic images from across KISS’s outrageous career:
- Destroyer-era Demon breathing fire 🔥
- Love Gun Starchild in full glitter glam ✨
- Spaceman Ace Frehley ready for lift-off 🚀
- Catman Peter Criss waiting to be scribbled in furry green 🐾
It’s all presented in glorious black-and-white outlines, just begging for your felt tips, Sharpies, or – if you’re a proper old-school KISS Army vet – biro doodles on the bog.
🎤 For Fans of All Ages
The publishers are calling it an “adult colouring book”, but let’s be honest – this is going to end up in every KISS fan’s collection. Whether you’re a headbanger parent trying to keep the kids quiet before a gig, or a grown-up rocker who wants a little zen time between headbanging sessions, this book is perfect.
Picture it:
- Paul Stanley’s glitter boots brought to life with actual glitter pens ✨
- Ace Frehley’s cosmic suit glowing in neon markers 🚀
- Gene Simmons’ tongue in 47 shades of red 😜
And if you scribble outside the lines? Don’t panic – as Paul would say, “People, we love you anyway!”
🖍️ Rock N’ Roll Colouring – The New Merch Kings?
Rock N’ Roll Colouring have already been serving up official books for legends like Motörhead, Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy, and even Iron Maiden. Now with KISS on the roster, they’re carving out a weird but wonderful niche: the merch you never knew you needed, but will 100% end up buying.
They’ve tapped into that sweet spot where nostalgia meets creativity – giving fans a way to interact with their favourite bands in a chill, hands-on way. Plus, you can show off your finished pages on Insta or hang ’em on the fridge like a proud 5-year-old. Proper job! 🖼️
🤔 What’s Next?
We couldn’t resist cooking up some future rock colouring book ideas that the world definitely needs:
- Slipknot Dot-to-Dot: Join the dots, find out which mask you’ve drawn, then scare the dog. 🎭
- Iron Maiden Paint-by-Numbers: Eddie in watercolours? Yes please. 🎨💀
- Metallica Mandalas: Zentangle your way through Lars’s drumkit 🥁
- Ozzy Colour & Sniff: Black marker for the hair, optional bat-scented pages 🦇 (okay, maybe not…)
Only in Wales, mun, would we sit down after a festival, pint in one hand, Sharpie in the other, and say: “Tell you what… this is lush!” 🏴
