The Osbournes Take Over Comic Con Midlands – And Your Wallet 😱
The Prince of Darkness is back… but this time, he’s not biting bats – he’s biting into your bank balance, mun. 💸💀
Yep, Ozzy Osbourne and the full Osbourne clan are appearing at Comic Con Midlands, and let’s just say the prices are enough to make Sharon shout at the sky. If you thought comic cons were about dressing up and nabbing a Funko Pop or two – think again. This year, it’s all about how much you’re willing to pay for a photo with heavy metal royalty.
💰 The Osbourne Comic Con Price List: Get Ready to Cry into Your Wallet
Here’s what it’ll cost you to stand next to the first family of chaos:
| 📸 Experience | 💷 Price | 🧾 What You Get |
|---|---|---|
| Ozzy Solo Photo | £300+ | One glorious photo with The Madman himself. Worth it for the grin alone. |
| Osbourne Family Group Photo | £495 | That’s right. Nearly £500 for one click with Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack. That’s a quarter of a Glasto tipi! 🏕️ |
| Ozzy Autograph | £150 | Signed by The Ozzman. Not your mortgage documents, unfortunately. |
| Sharon Osbourne Solo Pic | £100 | Includes high heels, sass, and terrifying business acumen. 💼 |
| Kelly Osbourne Selfie | £75 | Style icon, pop rebel, reality TV royalty. Now with added Slipknot fiancé energy. 🔥 |
| Jack Osbourne Meet | £65 | TV survivor and ghost hunter. Don’t ask him to sage your house unless you’re paying extra 👻 |
🎤 Is it worth it?
Let’s be honest – Ozzy is a living legend, a Brummie icon, and the reason many of us started screaming along to metal in the first place. And seeing him in person? That’s bucket list stuff.
But nearly £500 for a family photo? That’s a LOT of Wetherspoons breakfasts, c’mon. 🍳
Here’s what you’re really paying for:
✅ A few seconds next to a legend
✅ A photo you’ll show your grandkids while whispering “this was better than my wedding”
❌ Meaningful convo
❌ Free merch
❌ Sharon shouting “Ozzy!” like it’s 2002
And if you’re hoping to ask Ozzy your life’s biggest questions (“Did you really pee on the Alamo?”), think again – this is a smile, snap, move along situation. Security’s tighter than a Sabbath drum solo.
😡 The Fans Are Tamping
Naturally, the metal masses have taken to the internet like rabid bats. Here’s what they’re saying:
🗣️ “£495 for a photo?! I want Ozzy to tuck me in and read me a bedtime story for that!”
🗣️ “If I pay this, Sharon better manage my retirement fund.”
🗣️ “This better include a personalised rendition of ‘Crazy Train’ and a blood pact.”
🗣️ “What’s occurring?! This ain’t Comic Con, it’s Comic Con-job!”
Others are defending the prices:
🛡️ “It’s Ozzy! You’ll never get this chance again – take my money!”
🛡️ “Legends should charge what they’re worth. You’re paying for history.”
So yeah… it’s basically Sabbath vs. Slipknot in the comment sections. 🔥
🧠 Riff Report Verdict: Proper Job or Proper Rinse?
Here’s the thing, butt…
We LOVE Ozzy. We’d happily spend a fortune on vinyls, posters, or an air freshener shaped like his face. He’s earned his legend status ten times over. But this? This is a high-priced game of Snap.
Unless you’ve got disposable cash lying around like discarded bat heads, this one’s gonna sting. And if you’re expecting hugs, laughs, and a pint with Jack after? Think again.
Would we do it?
Probably. (Don’t judge us. It’s Ozzy.)
But we’d also cry about it later in the pub. Over a warm pint. With a mate saying, “You did what for a photo?!”
🤘 Only in Rock n’ Roll…
Leave it to the Osbournes to turn Comic Con into Bank Con.
Still, if this is the last time to see Ozzy up close, maybe it is worth the dosh. Just don’t expect Sharon to cut you a discount for loyalty. This ain’t Tesco.
So if you’re headed to Comic Con Midlands with stars in your eyes and pound signs in your head – we salute you.
And if not? Just wait outside in your Sabbath tee, shout “WE LOVE YOU OZZY!” and maybe, just maybe, he’ll give you a wave. Or a snarl. Either way, it’ll be iconic.
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🖼️ The Osbournes on thrones made of £50 notes and old Black Sabbath records, Ozzy flashing devil horns, Sharon with a clipboard and calculator, Kelly holding her blingy engagement ring like it’s the One Ring, Jack ghost-hunting a cosplayer. Fans below queuing up with credit cards, sweat, and tears. One dude crying into a Hot Topic bag.
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What do YOU think? Is it worth it for the photo of a lifetime – or would you rather get a tattoo of Ozzy and save £495? 😆
Drop your thoughts below and don’t forget:
Support your legends. But protect your bank accounts, too.
🦇 Stay metal. Stay cheeky. Stay skint.
– The Riff Report Team
