“Diolch, Glasto! You’ve been lush!” 🎤
Glastonbury 2025 was a sonic rollercoaster of mud, magic, and mayhem. From legendary icons to surprise guests and viral moments that had TikTok in a meltdown, we’ve rounded up the must-watch tracks that absolutely slayed Worthy Farm this year. Whether you were front row in a bucket hat or watching from your sofa with soggy crisps, these are the performances that screamed:
“THIS is why Glastonbury is the GOAT.” 🐐
🎤 1. The Prodigy – “Firestarter” (Other Stage, Sunday Headliner)
Emotional. Explosive. Electric.
The crowd went feral as The Prodigy paid tribute to Keith Flint with a jaw-dropping performance of “Firestarter.” Flames, strobes, and a montage of Keith on the screens turned the Other Stage into a rave cathedral. Fans wept. Others moshed. Every single one felt the fire.
“For Keith!” echoed across the valley like a war cry. 🕷️🔥
🎸 2. Green Day – “Basket Case” (Pyramid Stage, Friday Headliner)
Let’s face it – we’re all still screaming “Do you have the time…” like it’s 1994.
Billie Joe Armstrong owned the stage with swagger, eyeliner, and a rebel yell, turning “Basket Case” into a crowd-wide therapy session. Mosh pits, crowd surfing, and a fan getting pulled on stage with a guitar? Classic Glasto chaos.
“Best punk rock singalong of the weekend. FACT.” 💚
🎹 3. Dua Lipa – “Physical” (Secret Set, The Park Stage)
Surprise drop. Full stadium energy in a field.
When Dua Lipa strutted out as the mystery act, the entire Park Stage erupted. “Physical” hit like a lightning bolt – lasers, dancers, and pure pop power. Glasto met Studio 54 and we were all sweating glitter.
“Only in Wales, mun… except it wasn’t even in Wales.” 💃✨
🎸 4. Neil Young – “Heart of Gold” (Pyramid Stage, Saturday Headliner)
Divisive? Sure. Emotional? Absolutely.
As the sun dipped, Neil Young’s stripped-back rendition of “Heart of Gold” hushed thousands. Some walked away, others held hands and cried. Say what you like about the rest of his set, but this moment was Glastonbury soul in its rawest form.
“You don’t get this at Coachella, butt.” 🌅🎸
🪩 5. Jungle – “Back on 74” (West Holts Stage)
Funky. Fresh. Fully on fire.
With synchronized dancers and flawless grooves, Jungle transformed the West Holts Stage into Studio 74. The crowd lost it when “Back on 74” dropped – glitter, high kicks, and uncontrollable dad dancing included.
“My knees are broken but it was worth it.” 💃🕺
🎤 6. Olivia Rodrigo – “vampire” (Pyramid Stage)
The drama. The vocals. The fangs.
Rodrigo brought her A-game and a gothic fairy-tale vibe to Glasto. “vampire” saw her silhouette bathed in blood-red light, screaming into the night as teens cried and emos rejoiced.
“I was emotionally wrecked and I LOVED it.” 🧛♀️❤️🔥
🎧 7. Disclosure – “Latch” ft. Sam Smith (Arcadia Spider)
YES MUN. Sam Smith joined Disclosure at Arcadia for a surprise performance of “Latch” and the field lost its collective mind. Lasers. Fireballs. Actual flying dancers. And Sam’s vocals soaring through the night air like a sonic falcon.
“Arcadia delivered a religious experience again. The spider is god.” 🕷️🔊
🥁 8. Coldplay – “Fix You” (Pyramid Stage, Guest Appearance)
Say what you will about Coldplay, but “Fix You” under the Glasto lights still hits harder than your mate’s hangover on Monday morning. Chris Martin joined one of Saturday’s main acts (👀) for a special duet that had the entire field waving glowsticks like it was the last night on Earth.
“I was tamping… because I CRIED.” 😭💡
🎸 9. Foo Fighters – “Everlong” (Surprise Set, Woodsies)
Dave Grohl made another Glasto comeback (we’re starting to think he lives there tbh).
“Everlong” under fairy lights in Woodsies felt intimate, iconic, and LOUD. No frills, just Grohl and a guitar and thousands of muddy fans shouting every word like a prayer.
“The Church of Foo is always open.” 🙏🔥
🌈 10. SZA – “Kill Bill” (Pyramid Stage)
Stylish, sharp, and soaked in emotion.
SZA slayed her set, but “Kill Bill” was THE moment. Fans dressed in yellow jumpsuits chanted every lyric. The visuals were pure cinematic glory – think Tarantino meets Glasto in a neon dream.
“She didn’t just kill Bill. She killed the Pyramid.” 🗡️💋
BONUS TRACK: Rick Astley – “Never Gonna Give You Up” (Acoustic, Avalon Stage)
Because yes, Rickrolled live at Glasto is now a rite of passage.
And it was bloody brilliant.
🏕️ THAT’S A WRAP, BUTT!
Whether you were there muddy-booted or watching through dodgy streams and TikTok clips, these tracks defined Glastonbury 2025. Add ’em to your playlist, shout ’em in the shower, and start prepping for next year — because Glasto never stops, it just takes a nap in a yurt.
💿 Got a moment we missed? Chuck it in the comments, c’mon butt!
