🔥Alright butt, gather round the tandoori flames because Planet Rockstock’s legendary Curry Night is coming back — and it’s shaping up to be spicier than a vindaloo after six pints of Cobra. 🤘🌶️
This is the night where metalheads ditch the pit for poppadoms, trade riffs for onion bhajis, and somehow end up discussing Iron Maiden lore while absolutely demolishing a naan the size of Wales. Only at Rockstock, mun… only at Rockstock. 😅
🤘 WHO’S GOING? (Short answer: EVERYONE WITH TASTE BUDS)
This is THE unofficial warm-up party. Expect:
- The die-hard Rockstock veterans who arrive with a lanyard collection rivaling the British Museum
- The newbies who show up thinking “it’s just a curry” and leave questioning every life choice they’ve made
- Bands wandering in for a feed like mythical creatures emerging from the soundcheck caves
- DJs, presenters, chaotic legends and random mascots who definitely shouldn’t be wearing white shirts near tikka masala
If you don’t go? Someone will absolutely tell you you missed the funniest moment of the entire weekend. Proper FOMO fuel.
🎤 WHO WILL THE SPECIAL GUESTS BE? (Our spicy predictions…)
Curry Night at Rockstock always draws out a couple of sneaky VIP faces. Based on past antics, backstage whispers, and who owes Planet Rock a favour, here’s the shortlist:
🔥 Massive Wagons — they live for this kind of chaos
🔥 Those Damn Crows — they’re legally required by Welsh law to appear at all curry-related events
🔥 Stone Broken — they show up, eat everything mild, and apologise for sweating
🔥 Scarlet Rebels — will loudly argue over whether korma counts as curry
🔥 A Planet Rock presenter crew (Wyatt? Murray? The Nicky Horne spirit?)
🔥 A surprise acoustic set from whoever’s feeling brave after two bhajis and a pint of Kingfisher
And there’s always one band trying to convince the venue to let them plug in for a “quick three-song acoustic” right next to the chutneys.
🍛 WHAT’S YOUR GO-TO CURRY ORDER? (Here’s mine…)
Ohhh now we’re talking gamer-nerd-rocker fuel. My curry order? Easy:
🥘 Chicken Jalfrezi — because life should hurt just a little
🍚 Pilau rice — the classic, the GOAT
🫓 Garlic naan — big enough to use as a festival flag
🧅 Onion bhajis — crunchy like a distorted power chord
🥭 Mango chutney — because I’m a sweet boy deep down, butt
🍺 Ice-cold Cobra — obviously
If I’m feeling really dangerous: a lamb madras. That’s “text your group chat goodbye” level stuff.
💬 YOUR TURN, MUN!
What’s your Rockstock curry order?
And who do you think the special guests will be?
C’mon butt — spill the spice! 🍛🤘🔥
