📍 Comic Con Midlands
🗓️ Birmingham – Saturday, July 12, 2025
🕶️ Featuring: THE OZZMAN HIMSELF
🎤 And your wallet crying in the corner…
“SHAROOON! THEY’RE CHARGING WHAT NOW?!”
Ladies and gents, grab your eyeliner and your bank statements because the one and only Ozzy Osbourne is heading to Comic Con Midlands — and he’s bringing prices that could resurrect Randy Rhoads. 💀🎸
So how much to meet the bat-biting, Brummie legend?
Hold onto your leather trousers…
💸 THE OZZY MENU:
- Autograph: £225 – £750 (yes, SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID 😳)
- Photo Op: £300.00
- Booking Fee: Oh aye, chuck that on top too – because why not make you cry a bit harder
- 8×10″ Images: Available (probably of him looking confused but adorable, bless)
🧠 SO… IS IT WORTH IT?
Well, let’s weigh it up like we’re choosing between VIP Download tickets or selling a kidney for a Sharpie squiggle from the Dark Lord himself…
🖤 YES, MUN – IT’S WORTH EVERY PENNY IF:
- You’ve been a fan since Paranoid dropped and turned your brain into fuzzed-up soup
- You know all the Osbournes TV quotes by heart (including “I LOVE YOU ALL”)
- You own every album, every bootleg, and maybe even that weird Ozzy Funko Pop that looks nothing like him
- You reckon this could be the last chance to meet him before he disappears back into his crypt of riffs and bat snacks
Meeting Ozzy? That’s not just a moment — it’s a METAL PILGRIMAGE.
😬 NO WAY, BUTT – THAT’S A BIT MAD IF:
- You just want to say “Hi Ozzy!” and blink before you’re pushed off stage faster than a bassist at a Slipknot gig
- £750 makes your Monzo app scream
- You think £300 should come with a meet, greet, and a personal rendition of “Crazy Train” on kazoo
- You’re more into Sabbath than solo, and you’ve already met Tony Iommi at Greggs in Dudley (which is honestly the dream)
🧾 THE RIFF REPORT VERDICT:
Here it is, raw and loud:
- For Die-Hard Fans:
“YES MUN!” Worth it. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing. You’ll frame that photo, tell your grandkids, and never shut up about it at the pub. 🤘🔥
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - For Curious Casuals:
“C’mon butt, save your dosh.” Go see a gig. Buy vinyl. Or just binge ‘The Osbournes’ and pretend you met him while eating cheese on toast.
⭐⭐
🎤 WHAT COULD YOU BUY INSTEAD OF AN OZZY PHOTO?
Let’s break it down, just for the hell of it:
- A Bloodstock Weekend Ticket – with beer money left over 🍻
- 100 Greggs sausage rolls (and a dodgy stomach) 🥖
- A real bat costume and a lifetime of bad jokes
- One actual flight on a Crazy Train, depending on your definition of sanity 🚂
- Or… a quiet moment of respect for your overdraft
🦇 FINAL THOUGHTS FROM THE BAT CAVE
Ozzy is a living legend, no doubt. If you’ve got the cash, the courage, and the eyeliner to match, then go mad for it.
But if you’re clutching your card and crying into your Dio mug, maybe just shout “OZZYYYYYY” out your window and wait for the metal gods to answer.
Or… wait for Comic Con Telford and pray it’s cheaper.
Until then — stay heavy, stay cheeky, and always check the booking fee, mun.
👊 Got your tickets yet? Thinking of selling a kidney for that signature?
Drop your thoughts below and tag a mate who’d remortgage their house for an Ozzy selfie 💀📸
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