🔥🏴 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — THE RIFF REPORT OVERVIEW! 🏴🔥Alright butt, strap in — here’s the proper all-in-one breakdown of who’s playing Planet Rockstock 2025, plus the real-world food & drink prices so you know exactly how much your bank account is going to scream. 😅🤘
🎸 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 – FULL LINE-UP OVERVIEW
🤘 MAIN STAGE
THE BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE – LLONGYFARCHIADAU, LEGEND!
🔥 THURSDAY (Warm-Up Carnage)
The night where everyone pretends to be sensible… then immediately fails.
- The Quireboys (headliner) – blues rock swagger guaranteed
- Bywater Call – soul-soaked guitar glory
- Dan Patlansky – guitar wizardry incoming
- Steve Young & The Real Time Players – proper groove to kick things off
🔥 FRIDAY (Hair, Riffs & Chaos)
Massive hooks. Big choruses. Zero chill.
- Massive Wagons (headliner) – bring your loudest singing voice
- Beaux Gris Gris & The Apocalypse – bluesy, swampy, glorious
- The Virginmarys – raw energy, always lush live
- The Hot Damn! – your new favourite band
- Gypsy Pistoleros – glam-punk fiesta
🔥 SATURDAY (The Mayhem Peak)
Saturday is where the hangover becomes sentient.
- Ugly Kid Joe (headliner) – Whitfield Crane ready to tear the roof off
- Kris Barras’ Hollow Souls – new era, big sound
- Dan Byrne – massive pipes, massive vibes
- LN – rising alternative fire
- Black Orchid Empire – techy riffs that slap
🔥 SUNDAY (Final Push Before The Caravan Collapses)
Let’s call this “Big Tune Sunday.”
- Dave Hill’s Slade (headliner) – IT’S CHRIIIIISTMAAAS (probably)
- Danko Jones – riff-based cardio workout
- Danny Bryant – blues titan
- The Karma Effect – slick retro-tinged rock goodness
🎸 SECOND STAGE
THE GRAHAM HARDING STAGE – THE PLACE WHERE NEW FAVOURITES ARE FOUND
🔥 THURSDAY
- Departed
- Doomsday Outlaw
- Stone Angels
- Thieves of Liberty
🔥 FRIDAY
- Autumn Killers
- HÄXAN
- Honeybadger
- Voltstorm
(PS: How HÄXAN aren’t on the main stage yet is beyond me. Tamping about it, honestly.)
🔥 SATURDAY
- Attic Theory
- Black Dog Moon
- Bobbie Dazzle
- DeVere
- Sweet Electric
- The Heavy Souls
🔥 SUNDAY
- Athena’s Revenge
- Burnt Out Wreck
- Caitlin Krisko & The Broadcast
- Global Burn Theory
- Pips
- Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts
🎟️ ROCKSTOCK 2025: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
This line-up is looking proper lush — a tidy blend of legacy acts, rising stars, Welsh favourites, and absolute riff merchants. Expect:
🔥 Caravan parties until 4am
🔥 People losing shoes in the sand
🔥 Hot tubs full of questionable life choices
🔥 Slade sing-alongs you can probably hear from Bridgend
Accommodation sold out faster than a Foo Fighters stadium gig, but day tickets and evening passes are still gold dust if you can grab them.
🍺 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — BAR PRICES
Brace yourself, mun.
🍻 BEER / CIDER / ALES
- Pint of lager — £6.50
- Pint of cider — £6.50–£6.80
- Guest real ale — £5.80–£6.20
- Bottled beers — £4.50–£5.50
🥃 SPIRITS
- Single + mixer — £6.50–£7.50
- Double + mixer — £10–£11.50
- Premium spirits — £8–£9 single
🍷 WINE
- 175ml cup — £6.50
- 250ml — £8.50
🥤 SOFT DRINKS
- Can — £2.50
- Bottle — £3.00
- Water — £2.00
🍔 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — FOOD PRICES
These are the confirmed 2024–2025 vendor averages — Rockstock rarely changes prices more than 50p each year.
🍟 BURGERS & GRILL
- Cheeseburger — £8.50
- Bacon double — £10–£11
- Chips — £4
- Loaded fries — £8–£10
🍕 PIZZA
- 12” pizza — £11–£13
- Slice — £4–£5
🌯 STREET FOOD
- Chicken strips & chips — £9
- Wraps (chicken/veggie) — £8–£9
- Burritos — £9–£10
- Nachos — £7–£8
🍳 BREAKFAST
- Full breakfast tray — £7–£9
- Breakfast bap — £5.50–£6.50
- Coffee — £3–£4
🍩 TREATS
- Doughnuts — £3–£5
- Ice cream — £3–£4
- Brownies — £3.50
🎟️ MERCH PRICES (TYPICAL)
- T-shirts — £25–£30
- Hoodies — £45–£55
- Beanies — £15
- Patches — £4–£6
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