Oi oi… imagine this, butt — you’ve just dragged yourself through airport security, belt half-off, dignity hanging by a thread… and then BOOM 💥 You look up… and there he is… 🖤 Ozzy Osbourne STARING YOU DOWN LIKE THE GODFATHER OF HEAVY METAL HIMSELF 🖤 Welcome to Birmingham Airport’s brand-new Icons Wall — and yes, […]
Sound the alarms, crack open a cold one, and tell the neighbours to brace themselves… because the Metal Gods are back at it again 😈🍺 Yep — Judas Priest have officially started working on their TWENTIETH studio album, and somehow, against all laws of time, age, and common sense… they’re still absolutely unstoppable. 🎤 “I […]
Alright butt… gather round, crack open a cold one 🍻 and brace yourselves, because this one’s got serious bite. The legendary Rachel Bolan – yes, that low-end menace from Skid Row – has stepped out of the shadows and into full solo chaos mode with the announcement of his debut album… 🦇 “GARGOYLE OF THE […]
Bagpipes? Nah. This is Scotland going full-speed into the abyss. 🏴🔥🤘 Alright butt… forget everything you think you know about Scottish music for a minute. This ain’t folk tunes and cosy pubs — this is pure blackened speed metal chaos blasted at ridiculous velocity. 😤💨 Hellripper returns with Coronach, and it’s an absolute ripper (had […]
⚡ Bullet For My Valentine (Bridgend) Hailing from the valleys of Blackwood, South Wales, the Manic Street Preachers are one of the most iconic and uncompromising bands to ever strap on a guitar and mean it. Formed in the late ‘80s by schoolmates James Dean Bradfield, Nicky Wire, Sean Moore, and the legendary Richey Edwards, […]
Alright butt… stop whatever you’re doing, put the kettle down, and listen up — because London has just been hijacked by one of the most outrageous collections of rock memorabilia ever unleashed on UK soil 🤯🤘 We’re talking legendary guitars, stage-worn madness, and enough history to make your Spotify cry. 🏙️ PICCADILLY CIRCUS JUST GOT […]
Cold winds. Ancient lands. This one doesn’t rush… it endures. 🌲❄️🤘 Alright butt… wrap up warm for this one, yeah? Because The Unyielding Season isn’t here to smash your face in at 200mph — it’s here to pull you into a frostbitten world and let it slowly consume you. 🥶🌫️ Winterfylleth have always walked their […]
Alright butt… crank the amps, grab a cold one, and get ready for a proper emotional blast of rock history 🤘 Because the one and only Bon Scott — the snarling, swaggering, whisky-fuelled heartbeat of AC/DC — is being immortalised once again with a brand-new collectible figure as part of his 80th birthday celebrations… and […]
Right… grab a pint and brace yourself, because this story is absolute madness 😅🍺 Some bloke in the US has just been caught pulling off one of the most ridiculous scams the music industry’s ever seen — and it involves AI-generated songs, bot armies, and millions in stolen royalties. Yeah… this isn’t sci-fi. This actually […]
Oi oi… gather round the amps and crack open a cold one, because this one’s got bite 😈🍺 Former Alissa White-Gluz — the absolute powerhouse voice behind Arch Enemy — has launched a brand new band, Blue Medusa, and they’ve just dropped their debut single “Checkmate.” And let’s not sugar-coat it, mun… This thing absolutely […]
Legends Never Die… They Just Get Louder, Butt 🤘🔥 Right then… gather round, grab a pint (or a can of something dangerously fizzy), and turn the volume up to “neighbours are filing complaints” levels — because today we’re celebrating what would’ve been the 50th birthday of the one and only Chester Bennington ❤️🔥** And yeah… […]
Alright butt… stop what you’re doing, put the kettle down, and crank the volume — because Muse have just gone full space wizard again and we are absolutely here for it 🤘🔥 Out of absolutely nowhere (as is tradition), the Teignmouth trio have announced a one-off UK show AND their 10th studio album in one […]
Buenos Aires brace yourselves… this one’s gone a bit sideways 😬🎸 Alright butt… gather round, because this is one of those moments where the amps go quiet and everyone just sort of looks at each other like, “eh? what’s occurring then?” AC/DC’s riff commander Stevie Young has been hospitalised in Argentina 🇦🇷 right before the […]
Alright butt… forget your polished “band makes it big overnight” fairy tales — this is proper rock ’n’ roll survival mode. 💀🍾 Before Halestorm were storming charts and scooping Grammys, they were basically stuck in California getting battered by actual natural disasters while living on loose change and vibes. And leading the charge? None other […]
Alright butt… stop what you’re doing, grab a brew (or something stronger), because this might be the most rock ‘n’ roll story of the week — and it’s got absolutely nothing to do with guitars… and everything to do with driving like an absolute legend. 🎸 THE MOST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL DRIVING STORY EVER? So […]