Label: Brutal RecordsRelease Date: 13 February 2026Words: The Riff Report 🤘 Miami. 1985. Neon lights flicker. Alleyways breathe menace. Something undead is stalking the streets… and No Worth Of Man have turned up armed to the teeth and absolutely not in the mood for mercy. 🔥 This isn’t just an album — The Killing Streets […]
The engine roars, adding its primal, petrol-fuelled fury to the cacophony of the midnight streets. With menace in its very construction the car seems to prowl the pools of neon light, the sound of the devil’s music blasting from it like a heartbeat. Hymns to lust, violence and rebellion rise up through the darkness, clawing […]
A carb-shaped injustice. A national heartbreak. A petition that needs every hungry legend reading this. There are crimes in this world that never truly heal.The cancellation of great bands. The closure of beloved venues. And the quiet, cowardly disappearance of the McDonald’s Breakfast Bagel from UK menus. 😤 One day it was there, fuelling road […]
A Nation Craves the Smoke, Mun Right. Sit down. Deep breath.We need to talk about one of the greatest betrayals in modern British history — and no, it’s not the price of Freddos or the weather lying again. It’s the vanishing of McDonald’s Smoky Barbecue Sauce. 😤🔥 One minute it was there, elevating nuggets from […]
Love is in the air… but so is feedback and tinnitus, butt 🤘💔 February. Cold. Wet. Romantic? Nah.We’re swapping roses for riffs and candlelit dinners for sticky floors and circle pits 😈 Whether you’re loved up, single, or married to the mosh pit — Wales is bringing the absolute noise this month. Let’s dive in […]
February might be the shortest month of the year… but when it comes to rock and metal birthdays, it absolutely punches above its weight. While the rest of us are dealing with grey skies, sideways rain, and wondering why it’s still freezing, a whole gang of riff-slinging legends are blowing out birthday candles. And we’re […]
Independent Release | Out 27 February 2026 Some albums arrive quietly. Others kick the door off the hinges, set fire to the banners, and drag you head-first into their world. The Past Tales — the debut full-length from Mývalyĭr — is very much the latter. This isn’t background listening. This is a journey. A reckoning. […]
🔥 Indominus – “BURN” 🔥Single Review | The Riff Report Blog 🤘😈 There are songs that ease you in gently… and then there’s “Burn” by Indominus, which kicks the door off its hinges, sets fire to the furniture, and dares you to stand still. Spoiler: you won’t. This one’s pure combustion. 💥 From the first […]
Massive thank you to WitcheR for taking time out to sit down and chat with The Riff Report Blog 🤘🔥 Top-tier band, top-tier vibes, and proper graft behind the scenes. We appreciate you letting us poke around your riffs, stories, and chaos — absolute legends, mun. Go give WitcheR your ears, your support, and a […]
Stratocaster magic. Blues-drenched riffs. A master at work, live and loud. 🎸🔥🤘 Alright butt… dim the lights, pour something strong, and let’s get into some proper guitar wizardry. 🍺😎 With One Moment in Time: Live in USA, Robin Trower reminds everyone why he’s one of the most underrated guitar heroes to ever plug in and […]
Let’s be honest straight out the gate… The Riff Report crew are getting old 😅The knees crack, the backs moan, and the idea of sleeping on a lilo that slowly deflates at 4am feels less “rock ’n’ roll” and more “A&E speedrun”. So yeah… VIP all the bloody way 🤘🍻 And wouldn’t you know it […]
When Brian May opens his mouth, the rock world doesn’t just listen — it leans in. The Queen legend, guitar hero, astrophysicist, and all-round national treasure has sent ripples through the music world after declaring that America is “a dangerous place at the moment”, effectively ruling out a return to the U.S. under the current […]
LOUDER THAN WORDS. STRONGER THAN STEEL. PROPER METAL, MUN. Metal has always been about more than just riffs, volume, and blowing the roof off a venue. At its best, it’s about community, survival, and giving a voice to the misfits who don’t quite fit the mould. And once again, Metallica have stepped up and reminded […]
If you like your rock with salt in its hair, soul in its bones, and slide guitar drifting like a tide, then tidy yourself up — Wille and the Bandits are back and sounding absolutely lush. Following the punchy blues-rock stomp of Trouble Round the Bend and the brilliant Wheal Jane (which rightly bagged Classic […]
The gates are open, the amps are humming, and the cold Welsh air is already vibrating with riffs. Winter’s End 2026 has officially kicked off Yesterday, and The Riff Report is boots-on-the-ground, caffeine-fuelled, and absolutely buzzing. This is that magic moment every festival-goer knows — before the sleep deprivation sets in, before the voice is […]