Tidy chaos, absolute scenes, only in metal mun… Well butt, strap in — because this one is wild even by black-metal standards. Norwegian nightmare-dealers Slagmaur have officially confessed that the terrifying reports about their members vanishing in the wilderness were nothing more than an elaborate, theatrical PR stunt to hype their new album, ‘You Became […]
C’mon butt… grab a brew, because this one hits harder than a Deep Purple encore in a Cardiff rainstorm. The mighty Ian Gillan — yes, the man whose voice practically redefined what a rock scream could be — has opened up about his health, and fans everywhere are feeling a bit wobbly. During a recent […]
One of the greatest “wait… SERIOUSLY?!” moments in rock history. Every so often, a music fact drops that blows even the most hardcore gig-goer’s mind. Today’s slice of rock ’n’ roll madness? Chevy Chase — yes, the comedy legend — was once the drummer in a band that eventually morphed into Steely Dan. Grab a […]
Queen’s very own curly-haired cosmic overlord Brian May has given fans a heartfelt update after suffering a minor stroke — calling the whole ordeal a “wake-up call” that’s made him rethink life, health, and the whole chaotic circus of being a living rock icon. Pour yourself a cuppa (or a pint, we don’t judge), because […]
C’mon butt… this one hit hard. Last night at Birmingham’s O2 Academy, synth-legend, industrial trailblazer and absolute icon Gary Numan left fans shaken after breaking down mid-performance. The atmosphere flipped from electrifying to emotional in seconds as the crowd watched one of the coolest, calmest pioneers in British music suddenly crumble under the weight of […]
Trecco Bay, Porthcawl | 27th – 30th November 2025 What’s occurring, butt!? Your favourite loud-mouthed, riff-obsessed Welsh blog is back with another breakdown of one of the most beloved weekends on the UK rock calendar — Planet Rockstock 2025. And this year’s line-up? Tidy doesn’t even cover it. This thing slaps harder than a flying […]
🎤THE RIFF REPORT EXCLUSIVE BLOG POST“ADAM LAMBERT: THE LONG AND WILD ROAD” — NETFLIX JUST DROPPED THE TRAILER AND THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING 🤘🔥 What’s occurring, butt? Well… EVERYTHING. Because Netflix just slapped us all square in the face with the official trailer for Adam Lambert: The Long and Wild Road — and the internet […]
🎸Tidy milestone, heartbreaking update… what’s occurring, mun? 🏴🤘 YUNGBLUD — the eyeliner-powered riot gremlin of modern alt-rock — has done it again. The Doncaster dynamo has officially passed 4.5 BILLION Spotify streams, cementing himself as one of the most streamed punk-pop disruptors on the planet. BILLIONS, butt. Not millions. BILLIONS. That’s absolutely lush. 🎧🔥 But […]
What’s occurring, butt? One of the loudest, wildest, most heart-on-sleeve artists on the planet has just pulled the emergency brake — YUNGBLUD has cancelled all remaining 2025 tour dates after receiving strict medical orders to stop touring immediately. And yes, heartbreakingly, this includes the massively anticipated 9:30 Club show. Let’s tear into the full story […]
The Riff Report – where the riffs are heavy, the attitude is cheeky, and the trolls get KO’d harder than a Valleys Saturday night. 😈🔥🏴 C’mon butt… gather round. Because today’s rock ’n’ roll tale is an absolute chef’s kiss moment. Trolls tried it. Axl answered — not with a tweet, not with a clapback, […]
The Riff Report Blog — serving riffs, chaos and wholesome rock stories since forever, mun! What’s occurring, butt? Gather round, because today’s news is so heart-warming it could melt a block of Caerphilly cheese from twenty feet away. The one and only Bon Jovi — yes, the arena-shaking, denim-jacket-rocking legend himself — has just opened […]
Tidy bit of metal history for you, butt! 🏴🔥 When people talk about “lightning in a bottle,” they’re usually exaggerating — but in February 1970, Black Sabbath literally bottled a storm. Their entire debut album was recorded in one single day, played live in the studio like a sweaty midnight club gig, and unleashed onto […]
⚔️ SABATON LAUNCH THE LEGENDARY TOUR WITH A STAGE SHOW SO HUGE IT FEELS ILLEGAL – THE RIFF REPORT Sabaton aren’t messing about. The Swedish war-metal titans have officially kicked off The Legendary Tour, and the opening night in Cologne has already blown the metal world to pieces. Fans expected big — tanks, pyro, and […]
Released: 15 November 1983 There are album anniversaries… and then there are werewolf-shredding, moon-howling, heavy-metal milestones. Today marks the release of Ozzy Osbourne’s third solo album, Bark at the Moon — a record that didn’t just keep the Prince of Darkness alive, but dragged him claw-first into a new era. 🐺 A NEW CHAPTER AFTER […]
What’s occurring, butt!? Yungblud has only gone and blown the doors off the internet with the announcement of his Vibe Imperium World Tour 2026 — and trust me, this thing looks rowdier than a Friday night down Wind Street after payday. 💥 The poster alone screams chaos, eyeliner, and world domination, and now the full […]