What’s occurring, metalheads? May left us reeling, but June 2025 came roaring in like a dragon after six pints of Brains—loud, messy, and ready to torch everything in sight. From pirate-metal sea shanties to unearthed Motörhead treasures and Muse suddenly going djent (yep, really), this month was stacked with riffs, weirdness, and plenty of headbang fuel.


🎶 June 2025 Albums That Smacked Hard

⚡ Tech-Death Wizardry

  • Fallujah – Xenotaph (June 13)
    The Californian prog-death wizards dropped an album so complex it makes your GCSE maths homework look easy. Brutal riffs, jazz-fusion flourishes, and more time signatures than a Valleys rugby crowd clapping out of sync. Critics are calling it their most ambitious work yet—tidy.

⚡ Boogie-Metal Mayhem

  • Volbeat – God of Angels Trust (June 6)
    Danish rock ‘n’ roll metalheads unleashed their darkest record yet—serial killers, satanic rites, and still somehow danceable. It’s Elvis Presley meets Slayer in a Copenhagen pub.

⚓ Pirate Metal Madness

  • Alestorm – The Thunderfist Chronicles (June 20)
    Grab your rum, butt, because Alestorm’s back with sea-shanty riffs and a 17-minute epic that’ll make you want to invade Barry Island by longboat. Daft? Absolutely. Brilliant? Also yes. 🏴‍☠️

🌌 Psychedelic & Orchestral Rock

  • King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard – Phantom Island (June 13)
    The Aussie psych overlords turned cinematic, layering lush orchestration and jazzy moods into their trippy formula. Less mosh pit, more midnight stargazing in a field full of sheep.

🐍 Unearthed Heavy Metal Gold

  • Motörhead – The Manticore Tapes (June 27)
    A lost 1976 studio session finally released. Lemmy in his prime, raw and feral, sounding like the inside of a biker bar at 3am. Proof the gods of metal never really die.

🤘 Critics’ Faves – June’s Darlings

The tastemakers were drooling over:

  • Katatonia – Nightmares As Extensions Of The Waking State – Melancholic prog-metal perfection. Misery has never sounded so lush.
  • Cryptopsy – An Insatiable Violence – Tech-death chaos, faster than a Wetherspoons pint disappearing on a Friday.
  • Deadguy – Near-Death Travel Services – 30 years later, NJ hardcore legends came back swinging.
  • Byzantine – Harbingers – A long-awaited return, full of groove and grit.
  • Hexvessel, Anfauglir, Stygian Ruin – atmospheric, symphonic, and weird in all the right ways.

🎵 Singles That Hit Like Tornadoes

June wasn’t just about albums—the singles were off the chain too:

  • Muse – “Unravelling” (June 20)
    Muse went full djent—eight-string guitars, EDM synths, existential angst. Imagine Matt Bellamy cosplaying Meshuggah. Bonkers, but it slaps.
  • Poison The Preacher – “One Man Army” – Thrashier than a Valleys dust-up outside the chippy.
  • Ghost – “Peacefield” – Gothic anthem with singalong power.
  • Loathe, Death Angel, Heaven Shall Burn, Primus (feat. Maynard James Keenan), Shadows Fall – A buffet of metal chaos.
  • Fit For A King – “Begin The Sacrifice”, Kingdom Of Giants – “Collide”, Villain Of The Story – “Broken Promises” – breakdowns galore for the metalcore faithful.

⚡ Quickfire June Shred-Level Index

CategoryHighlights
Tech-Death/ProgXenotaph (Fallujah)
Groove Rock/BoogieGod of Angels Trust (Volbeat)
Pirate-Metal ChaosThe Thunderfist Chronicles (Alestorm)
Orchestral PsychedeliaPhantom Island (King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard)
Archival RawnessThe Manticore Tapes (Motörhead)
Critics’ Top PicksNightmares… (Katatonia), An Insatiable Violence (Cryptopsy), Near-Death… (Deadguy), Harbingers (Byzantine)
Singles That Hit“Unravelling” (Muse), “One Man Army” (Poison The Preacher), “Peacefield” (Ghost), plus Loathe, Death Angel, FFAK & more

🤘 Final Riff

June 2025 was a proper buffet of noise: pirate metal for the dafties, Motörhead for the lifers, Muse going djent for reasons we still can’t explain, and Fallujah showing off more technical wizardry than a maths teacher on steroids.

It’s only halfway through the year, butt, and already 2025 is shaping up to be one of the wildest in rock and metal history. Keep those horns high, keep those pints full, and remember—LOUDER IS ALWAYS BETTER. YESS MUN! 🍺🔥