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Well here we go again, bach. Stranger Things Season 5 has landed, everyone’s binge-watching like gremlins hopped up on Monster Energy, and—because the Upside Down demands tribute—an iconic 1980 track is suddenly charging up the Spotify charts like it’s just broken out of Vecna’s dungeon. Tidy! 🎧🔥 The moment the new season dropped, fans started hunting down the mystery banger...

Thirty years on from its glorious, chaotic birth, “Basket Case” is still ricocheting off bedroom walls, festival fields, skateparks, and anyone who’s ever had a minor existential meltdown in a Tesco meal-deal queue. And now, the immortal Green Day classic has officially gone 3× Platinum in the UK — a proper tidy achievement for a song written about Billie Joe...

Rock circles were shaken this week after disturbing and deeply serious charges emerged involving the former guitarist of Peacemaker. Authorities confirmed that the ex-member — who the band quietly removed two months ago — has been arrested and is currently being held without bond following nearly 20 charges relating to child and animal exploitation material. This is one of the...

Well butter my bara brith and call me Cybergeddon, butt — the future of music just did a full-on power slide into a brand-new era, and the labels are finally strapping in. Warner Music Group has officially settled its lawsuit with AI-music giant Suno, and not only buried the hatchet, but decided to team up and build what they’re calling...

Southsea just got a whole lot riffier, bach. Reef — the West Country rockers behind one of the greatest Brit-rock bangers ever written (“Place Your Hands,” obviously, don’t play) — have officially jumped aboard the Victorious Festival bill, and the seaside crowd is not ready. 🌊🎤 This is the kind of booking that makes you chuck your suncream in the...

🎸 THE DAY CREAM SAID “DIOLCH A HWYL FFAWR!” TO THE WORLD (1968) Picture it, mun: 26 November 1968, the Royal Albert Hall looking all posh and shiny, packed to the rafters with hippies, blues heads, and people who definitely pre-gamed with substances the police would confiscate today. Onto that stage walked Cream — the first proper supergroup, and the...

Graham Gouldman — the songwriting wizard behind 10cc’s timeless hits and one of Britain’s most quietly iconic musical masterminds — has just dropped a tidy announcement that his biggest-ever Heart Full of Songs tour is coming in 2026. C’mon butt, this is proper good news for anyone who loves classic songwriting, silky-smooth melodies, and stories from a bloke who’s penned...

When Ivan Moody hints at new music, the entire metal world stops what it’s doing and listens. The tattooed titan at the front of Five Finger Death Punch has confirmed he’s got fresh material on the way — and the excitement across the Knucklehead community is already hitting DEFCON 1. Whether he’s growling through a pit anthem or breaking hearts...

C’MON BUTT… did you really think Oasis were gonna stroll back onstage after 16 years, belt out a few “Don’t Look Back in Anger” singalongs, and then disappear into the Manchester drizzle like nothing happened? Not a chance, mun. Those sell-out 2025 reunion shows have kicked open a door wider than Liam’s parka sleeves, and now the world’s asking the...

Right then, bach. Grab a pint, tighten your bucket hat, and pretend you’re stood in a muddy field somewhere between Merthyr and Manchester, because this is the moment Oasis fans across Cymru have been waiting for since… well, since Owen Money still had hair. OASIS. ARE. BACK.And now — OASIS HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THEIR MONSTER WORLD TOUR. 41 shows.16 years...

A chaotic masterpiece born from leaks, riffs, and pure SOAD madness — Riff Report style, butt! On 26 November 2002, the mighty System Of A Down dropped one of the most unorthodox, chaotic, and beautifully unhinged releases in modern metal history:🎧 Steal This Album! And aye… the title wasn’t a joke. The whole record was a cheeky two-finger salute to...

Born: 26 November 1939Forever Legendary: 1939–2023 C’mon butt, gather round — today we raise a glass, crank the volume, and celebrate the unstoppable force that was Tina Turner, the woman who didn’t just break the mould… she melted it down with pure rock ’n’ roll fire. 🤘⚡ Tina wasn’t just a singer — she was a supernova in stilettos, a...

“I’m really excited about this piece of work,” says Lindsey – and so are we, butt! 🔥 Well strap in, because Uncle Lindsey has done it again. The guitar wizard, harmony sorcerer, and the man who can make a finger-picking pattern sound like a cosmic prophecy has officially teased a brand-new solo album… and the excitement levels are higher than...

C’MON BUTT, THIS is exactly the kind of chaotic festive nonsense we live for! London commuters, bleary-eyed and freezing their bits off at St. Pancras International this morning, were treated to the most gloriously bonkers Christmas miracle since Noddy Holder first screamed “IT’S CHRIIIISTMAAAS!” 🤘🎅 🎹✨ A WILD DARKNESS APPEARS… AT A TRAIN STATION No warning. No posters. No overpriced...

C’MONNNN! Grab your hairspray, dust off the leather jacket your mam still moans about, and warm up that iconic synth riff because EUROPE are bringing The Final Countdown back to the UK for a full-blown anniversary celebration — four decades after the song that launched a thousand pub jukebox wars first conquered the world. Tidy! 🏴 🎤 WHAT’S OCCURRING? For...