Tidy scenes for the clergy, butt — the unholy sermon just levelled up. If you’ve seen Ghost live this year, you already know why Revolver Magazine just handed them the Best Live Band of the Year award. For everyone else… grab a cuppa (or maybe something stronger), because Papa and the Nameless Ghouls have been […]
30 November 1979 — A night so loud even the Clyde probably vibrated. Ohhh Glasgow, what’s occurring?! On this day back in 1979, Queen marched into the legendary (and slightly terrifying) Glasgow Apollo for the first of two nights on their ‘Crazy Tour’ — and the place absolutely erupted. If you’ve ever been in a […]
If you thought today’s moral panics were wild, butt… let’s rewind to 1976, when Rod the Mod dropped what looked like a gentle slow-dance tune — “Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright).” A bit of romance, a bit of groove, a bit of Rod swagger. What could possibly go wrong, eh? EVERYTHING.And the BBC absolutely […]
If there’s one date etched into the sacred stone tablet of rock ’n’ roll history, it’s 29 November 1975 — the day the UK singles chart bowed, kneeled, and offered a ceremonial cuppa to Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, the most gloriously bonkers song ever written. And aye butt, it didn’t just hit No.1… it moved in, […]
“If you can build a metaverse, you can feed a kid.” — YUNGBLUD, coming in hotter than a Download Festival pyro blast 🎇 C’mon butt, strap in — because our lad YUNGBLUD has decided he’s had ENOUGH of billionaire boys’ toys, and he’s fired a shot straight across the bows of the richest men in tech. […]
Crank the amps, grab a pint, and bow down to the quietest legend in rock, because John Deacon has officially been crowned the King of the Bassline — and honestly, it’s about time, butt! 🏴🤘 In a massive public vote that cut through genres, decades, playlists, and a few thousand arguments in pubs across Britain, […]
THE FULL, UNFILTERED, WELSHIFIED RIFF REPORT BLOG POST C’mon butt, gather round the digital campfire — because this one’s a belter. After more than FIFTY YEARS of screeching, swaggering, scarf-swinging excellence, Aerosmith have FINALLY claimed their first ever UK Number 1 album, and they’ve done it by partnering with the most wonderfully feral goblin in […]
Grab your sunnies, your picnic blanket, and maybe a cheeky cider (or three), because the guitar wizard himself — ERIC BLOODY CLAPTON — has announced a massive outdoor headline show for August 2026 as part of the legendary Heritage Live concert series. And trust me, butt… this one’s gonna be lush as you like. 🤘🔥🏴 […]
Thirty years on from its glorious, chaotic birth, “Basket Case” is still ricocheting off bedroom walls, festival fields, skateparks, and anyone who’s ever had a minor existential meltdown in a Tesco meal-deal queue. And now, the immortal Green Day classic has officially gone 3× Platinum in the UK — a proper tidy achievement for a […]
Rock circles were shaken this week after disturbing and deeply serious charges emerged involving the former guitarist of Peacemaker. Authorities confirmed that the ex-member — who the band quietly removed two months ago — has been arrested and is currently being held without bond following nearly 20 charges relating to child and animal exploitation material. […]
Well butter my bara brith and call me Cybergeddon, butt — the future of music just did a full-on power slide into a brand-new era, and the labels are finally strapping in. Warner Music Group has officially settled its lawsuit with AI-music giant Suno, and not only buried the hatchet, but decided to team up […]
🎸 THE DAY CREAM SAID “DIOLCH A HWYL FFAWR!” TO THE WORLD (1968) Picture it, mun: 26 November 1968, the Royal Albert Hall looking all posh and shiny, packed to the rafters with hippies, blues heads, and people who definitely pre-gamed with substances the police would confiscate today. Onto that stage walked Cream — the […]
Graham Gouldman — the songwriting wizard behind 10cc’s timeless hits and one of Britain’s most quietly iconic musical masterminds — has just dropped a tidy announcement that his biggest-ever Heart Full of Songs tour is coming in 2026. C’mon butt, this is proper good news for anyone who loves classic songwriting, silky-smooth melodies, and stories […]
When Ivan Moody hints at new music, the entire metal world stops what it’s doing and listens. The tattooed titan at the front of Five Finger Death Punch has confirmed he’s got fresh material on the way — and the excitement across the Knucklehead community is already hitting DEFCON 1. Whether he’s growling through a […]
C’MON BUTT… did you really think Oasis were gonna stroll back onstage after 16 years, belt out a few “Don’t Look Back in Anger” singalongs, and then disappear into the Manchester drizzle like nothing happened? Not a chance, mun. Those sell-out 2025 reunion shows have kicked open a door wider than Liam’s parka sleeves, and […]