If youโve ever walked into a tattoo studio and heard the buzz of the needle, chances are someone, somewhere, has been getting Lemmy Kilmister inked into their skin. Why? Because Lemmy was Motรถrhead, Motรถrhead was Lemmy, and the man was the living, chain-smoking, whisky-swigging definition of rock โnโ roll until the very end. ๐ฅ๐ฅ And […]
From Parkas to Pop Gods, Here’s Who Truly Packed the Crowds INTRO: C’MON BUTT, LET’S GO LARGE! ๐ Youโve queued for hours. Your boots are caked in mystery mud. Someoneโs spilled Strongbow down your back. And yet โ youโre buzzing. Because tonight, you’re about to witness something massive.Not just a gig. Not just a set. […]
Oi oi, front-row heathens! The Polish blackened death overlords Behemoth have returned with a brand-new slab of blasphemy titled The Shit Ov God. Brutal? Yep. Controversial? Always. But the question shaking the crypts of the metal underground right now is: is it actually any good, or is it just, wellโฆ shit? ๐ Letโs dive in […]
โNOBODY HAS HEARD IT QUITE LIKE THIS!โ If you thought you knew Queenโs debut inside out โ think again, mun. Queen I, the 1973 beast that kick-started one of the most legendary careers in rock โnโ roll, has been re-forged in the fires of modern technology. Yep, Queen have gone full 21st century wizardry and […]
The Announcement That Got Us All Shouting โYESS MUN!โ ๐ค Canadian rock legend Bryan Adams has never been one to sit back and collect dust on his record sales. Nah, this fella keeps coming back swinging, and now heโs hit us with the news of a brand-new studio album called Roll With The Punches. And […]
The ghouls have done it, mun. Hard rockโs favourite masked Swedes, Ghost, have just pulled off the kind of unholy miracle that would make the Pope light a candle: theyโve gone straight to Number 1 on the Billboard 200 in the US. And not just any Number 1 โ theyโre the first hard rock band […]
โก Introduction: Trouble in Riff Paradise Jimmy Page โ guitar wizard, riff lord, and the man who basically turned a violin bow into a weapon of mass distortion โ is back in the courtroom spotlight. Why? Because the song thatโs been melting faces and warping minds since the late โ60s, Dazed and Confused, is once […]
18. Bush Grunge goes Britpop? Kinda. Gavin Rossdaleโs crew were the UKโs unexpected gift to American alt-rock radio. โGlycerineโ still hits you right in the feels ๐ 17. The Offspring Skateboards, spiky hair, and “Keep ‘Em Separated”. They took punk-pop to the mainstream and gave us bangers like โSelf Esteemโ and โThe Kids Arenโt Alright.โ […]
Only in the mad carnival of KISS could a fan hand over $12,495 (ยฃ9,600) for the privilege of doing manual labour โ and walk away calling it the happiest day of their life. Thatโs exactly what Dwayne Rosado did when he signed up for Gene Simmonsโ Masterclass Roadie Experience, strapping on a laminate, carrying the […]
(And No, Itโs Not Just Because of TikTok)By The Riff Report Blog ๐ค๐ค Look, we love these legends โ some of โem shaped music history โ but if they tried to launch their careers in 2025? Pfffft. Theyโd be chewed up by algorithms, canceled before the second chorus, or mistaken for a meme. Letโs be […]
โSmoke on the Waterโ is just the beginning, munโฆ Welcome to the full throttle, Hammond-shredding, Ritchie-smashing, Gillan-screaming journey through the entire Deep Purple discography. Strap in. This is gonna be a wild ride through over 50 years of rock history. ๐ฅ 1. Machine Head (1972) ๐ฟ The ultimate Purple record. Period.Highlights: โSmoke on the Water,โ […]
โYou can go your own waaaayโฆโ straight to the bloody bank, mun! ๐ธ๐ด Right then, letโs talk about the absolute money-making monster in Fleetwood Macโs arsenal. The song that stuffed their pockets with enough cash to fund a gold-plated drum kit and possibly a few hundred crates of vino for Stevie Nicks. ๐ทโจ ๐ The […]
๐ When & Where? Swansea Pride 2025 lit up the city on Saturday, May 3rd, turning the streets into a sea of colour and celebration. The action centred around Castle Square, Wind Street, and the Waterfront, transforming Swansea into the glittering capital of Pride in Wales for one magical day. ๐ The Parade โ Love […]
Latin America isnโt just football, fiestas, and fiery food. Itโs a land where riffs shake mountains, where pits open up like volcanic craters, and where singers donโt just sing โ they roar like thunder rolling across the Andes. From Brazilโs thrash titans to Mexicoโs underground chaos, Latin America has gifted metal some of its most iconic and […]