🎤 A love letter to the Lords of Doom from the Queen of Modern Rock 🎸 If you’ve ever seen Lzzy Hale command a stage like an absolute beast in leather and eyeliner, scream her lungs out on “Love Bites (So Do I)”, or rip through a solo with Halestorm like the world’s on fire… […]
In the year 2025, while the world’s arguing over whether AI can write novels, paint portraits, or make a better lasagne than your nan, the rock world just stood up, flipped both horns, and told AI bands to take their fake solos and shove ’em where the sun don’t shine. That’s right. One brave, badass, […]
June 4, 2009 – The night the amps blew, tempers flared, and Britpop imploded in a Mancunian field… 🎤⚡🥴 🎸 “Is anyone out there?!” You could smell the beer and bravado from miles away. 70,000 Oasis fans packed into Manchester’s Heaton Park, ready for a thunderous homecoming gig — and what was supposed to be […]
Welcome back to the bloody brilliant bonkersness that is Steelhouse Festival’s backstage build, butt! You’ve seen how we put the beast together — now let’s lift the curtain on the chaos that unfolds once the amps are screaming, the beers are flowing, and the portaloos are on their last legs. This isn’t just the story […]
“AQUAMAN? MORE LIKE MOSH-MAN!” 🦈🤘 Well butt, if you thought Black Sabbath’s farewell gig couldn’t get any madder… enter Jason bloody Momoa — the Hawaiian hammer-swingin’, Guinness-guzzling rock god in disguise — charging headfirst into a circle pit during Pantera’s set like he was trying to bring Valhalla to Villa Park. 😱🔥 Yep. That actually […]
Disturbed Frontman Defends Israel Support After Boos At Sabbath Farewell Gig ⚡️ What Went Down at Villa Park? It was meant to be a glorious farewell — a proper heavy metal homecoming. Black Sabbath, the Brummie titans who started it all, were saying their final goodbyes at Villa Park. Over five million fans tuned in […]
Fall Out Boy’s resident riff-slinger and curly-haired chaos merchant, Joe Trohman, has announced he’s stepping away from the band’s 2025 tour dates – and fans across the globe are both heartbroken and 100% understanding. The announcement came via a heartfelt social media post that had us all reaching for our eyeliner and blasting “Saturday” on […]
AKA: “Even the Devil had his off days, butt…” Oi, c’mon then! Let’s summon the spirits of molten riffs and metal mayhem, ‘cos we’re diving headfirst into the infernal pit of Black Sabbath’s discography and ranking every studio album from “nah, mate” to “bow down before the metal gods!” 🤘🔥 This is pure riffology, sprinkled […]
25. Amorphis – Skyforger (2009) Finnish folklore meets melodic prog metal. Big atmospheres, lush keys, and riffs that could part the Baltic Sea. 🌌 24. Porcupine Tree – In Absentia (2002) Steven Wilson goes heavy and dark. Like Pink Floyd got swallowed by a Tool riff. 🌀 23. Haken – Aquarius (2009) Mermaids, madness, and […]
What Went Wrong at the Most Hyped Metal Farewell in History 🤘🖤 Picture this: Five million metalheads tuning in worldwide. Villa Park lit up like Valhalla with a light rig bigger than your nan’s Christmas tree. And the mighty Black Sabbath—yes, the full OG line-up (well, sorta)—back for one last apocalyptic hurrah. Or so we […]
For The Riff Report Blog Move over lads — the metal queens are here to melt faces, crack skulls, and absolutely own the mic. 🤘 From operatic powerhouses to leather-clad screamers, these 22 heavy metal albums prove the ladies have always had the pipes and the riffs to lead the charge. Whether it’s classic 80s […]
A leather jacket. A whistled anthem. And enough hairspray to create a hole in the ozone over Hanover. You thought Bohemian Rhapsody had drama? You thought Rocketman was flamboyant? C’mon butt, the Scorpions are about to crawl onto the silver screen in “WIND OF CHANGE”, and it looks like a power ballad-soaked fever dream in […]
It’s not often that the rock world collectively drops its pint, but this week? Clunk. We’ve just witnessed one of those moments that hits harder than a double kick-drum breakdown: Matt Cameron has officially parted ways with Pearl Jam. Yep, the beat behind some of Pearl Jam’s most thunderous tracks is moving on, and fans […]
Who said shredding is a boys-only club? These six-string queens have blown amps, melted faces, and proved that rock ‘n’ roll knows no gender. Whether they’re riffing through punk anthems or unleashing solos that would make Hendrix weep, these women didn’t just join the boys’ club—they bulldozed the bloody door down and set it on […]
Oh aye, mun – if you thought Stereophonics were just popping into Cardiff for a quick sing-song and a pint down the chippy, think again! The boys from Cwmaman have just dropped a bombshell tour announcement that’s got us all shouting “YESS MUN!” at the top of our lungs (probably into a pint of Brains). […]