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(A Riff Report special: business news you can read with a pint and a raised eyebrow.) 🎸 MONEY, MUGS & MANKIND’S OLDEST SIDE HUSTLE What’s occurring, butt? Strap in (or… maybe don’t 😏), because this one’s wild. OnlyFans – yes, that OnlyFans – has just absolutely body-slammed Apple and Nvidia in the revenue ring. According to Fossbytes, the saucy subscription...

Netflix just dropped the first full trailer for Stranger Things 5, and ohhhh mun… it’s pure goosebumps from start to finish. 😱 Opening with that haunting swell of Queen’s “Who Wants To Live Forever”, the trailer weaves slow, cinematic shots of Hawkins’ survivors preparing for the ultimate showdown with Vecna — and yep, it looks apocalyptic. 🕷️🔥 We see: Eleven...

Ohhh YES MUN 🎃🤘—now this is the kind of spooky metal madness we live for at The Riff Report! We’re diving headfirst into the greatest Halloween-friendly heavy metal horror flick of the 1980s — a cult classic drenched in leather, loud guitars, and enough satanic panic to make your nan clutch her pearls. We’re talking about “Trick or Treat” (1986)...

🏍️🔥By The Riff Report Crew The six-decade career of Meat Loaf was a carnival of excess — a sweaty, thunderous, leather-clad opera of love, loss, and motorbike-fuelled lunacy. 💋🎤 From teenage heartbreak to apocalyptic duets with Cher, the man was never subtle — and that’s exactly why we loved him. So rev up your Harley, light a candle for Jim...

Alright butt, grab your popcorn, light a pumpkin candle (or three), and prepare to scream, laugh, and maybe headbang a little — because it’s Halloween movie marathon time! 🤘🔥 Whether you’re into blood-splattered slashers, spooky comedies, or full-on gothic vibes, The Riff Report’s got your back like a haunted leather jacket. 🧛‍♂️💀 👻 CLASSIC HORROR HITS – The OGs That...

Hold onto your pint, butt — this might just be the most wholesome thing you’ll read all week. Rock ’n’ roll icon Dave Grohl — yes, that Dave Grohl, the man who drummed in Nirvana, fronts the Foo Fighters, and could probably fix your amp and make you a cuppa before soundcheck — has been spotted buying Oasis merch at...

🎸🍆 BIOHAZARD’S EVAN SEINFELD SAYS HE MADE MORE MONEY DOING PORN THAN MUSIC, SHOCKING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE 🍆 🎸By The Riff Report’s Department of “Well, Yeah Obviously…” 😏 If you’ve ever looked at your bank balance after a night at the pub and thought, “Maybe I should start a band…” — Biohazard’s Evan Seinfeld is here to tell you: don’t....

Sad news, butt — the rock world’s lost another legend. Scott Sorry, the singer-songwriter and former bassist for The Wildhearts, has passed away at the age of 47. Known for his swagger, energy, and heart-on-sleeve grit, Scott was a crucial part of The Wildhearts’ unrelenting sound — that perfect storm of punk attitude and melodic rock mayhem that made them...

Well, well, well… things just got spicy in the world of industrial metal. 🧨 A German court has officially ruled that Sheldy Lynn — the woman who made several allegations against Rammstein and frontman Till Lindemann — is now legally prohibited from repeating or spreading those claims. Yep, you read that right. The court decided that Lynn’s accusations couldn’t be...

Well, that’s one way to end a tour, mun. 😬 After what was supposed to be a full-blown celebration of Down With The Sickness turning 25, Disturbed have shocked fans by announcing they’ll be taking a “long break” from the spotlight — and not for the happiest of reasons. Frontman David Draiman dropped the bombshell in a recent interview, admitting...

⚡(by The Riff Report) Hey, did you know Dave Mustaine was in Metallica once?Hey, did you know Dave Mustaine was in Metallica once?Hey, did you know Dave Mustaine was in Metallica once?Hey, did you know Dave Mustaine was in Metallica once?Hey, did you know Dave Mustaine was in Metallica once? Just making sure we’re all caught up, because apparently it’s...

Damn, not you being left out and then told to catch up, Kyle! That’s rough, mun. 🫣 In a revelation that’s got fans both scratching their heads and banging them in disbelief, The Devil Wears Prada guitarist Kyle Sipress has opened up about feeling shut out of the creative process for the band’s upcoming record — and it sounds like...

🤘(The Riff Report | Latest News | October 2025) Brace yourselves, butt — Ukraine’s groove-metal powerhouse JINJER are storming back to the UK! 🥁🎤 After flattening festival stages and wrecking necks across the globe, the band have confirmed they’ll be returning to British soil for another round of heavy, high-voltage carnage — and fans are absolutely losing it. Led by...

Well, that didn’t take long. Bon Jovi tickets for Wembley Stadium 2026 have officially sold out in just 16 minutes — and before fans could even finish their morning coffee, resale sites like Viagogo were already flooded with listings. 💸 The legendary rockers are set to play Wembley Stadium, London, on Friday 4th September 2026 as part of their massive...

By The Riff Report | Rockin’ for a cause, mun! 🤘 Maybe, just maybe, the kids’ll be alright… okay, that’s probably a stretch given the current chaos of the world — but thank the riff gods there’s still music! 🎶 Even as arts programmes keep getting chopped from schools faster than a dodgy encore, one organisation is refusing to let...