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Dark horror album cover: a stitched, demon‑like figure seated cross‑legged, with multiple arms holding severed heads on dripping platters around it, set against a black background with red lettering above.

💀🩸 NECROMONGER’S EMANATION OF THE DYING PERCEPTIONS IS THE AUDIO EQUIVALENT OF BEING DRAGGED THROUGH A MASS GRAVE 🤘🔥

Written by on 19 May 2026

LABEL: Xtreem MusicRELEASE DATE: July 9th 2026GENRE: Death/Gore Metal Some albums entertain you. Some albums inspire you. And then there are albums like Emanation Of The Dying Perceptions by Necromonger — records that feel like they were stitched together from corpse parts in a lightning storm before being buried underground for a decade and rediscovered […]

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Ghost Avenue logo featuring bold 'GHOST' with a circular O and 'Avenue' in a script style.

🎤 THE RIFF REPORT INTERVIEW – GHOST AVENUE

Written by on 19 May 2026

🤘 Massive Thanks To André From Ghost Avenue! 👻🔥 A massive thank you from all of us here at The Riff Report to André from Ghost Avenue for taking the time to sit down and chat with us for an interview! 🎸⚡ It’s always an absolute pleasure getting to speak with artists who live and […]

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Black-and-white promotional photo of a rock band walking down a narrow city street, led by a man in a leopard print coat and wide-brimmed hat, with overlaid bold typography and 'Ultimate Edition' text at the bottom.

🔥 THE KARMA EFFECT UNLEASH ‘CRUEL INTENTIONS: THE ULTIMATE EDITION’ — FOUR BONUS TRACKS, £4.99 & PURE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL SWAGGER 🔥

Written by on 18 May 2026

Right then, butt… if your playlist has been crying out for big riffs, swagger-soaked choruses, and enough groove to make your speakers wobble across the room, The Karma Effect have just delivered the goods in spectacular fashion 🤘⚡ The rising UK rock powerhouse — alongside the riff merchants over at Earache Records — have officially […]

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Colorful poster advertising London Rock Festival 2027 in Camden, with a cheering crowd and bold event details.

🎸 LONDON ROCK FESTIVAL 2027 IS COMING TO CAMDEN — AND THE RIFF REPORT IS ALREADY HYPED 🤘🔥🍻

Written by on 18 May 2026

Camden, brace yourselves, butt… because London Rock Festival is rolling into town on May 29th 2027 and honestly? This already looks like the sort of event that’ll leave your Docs covered in beer, your throat destroyed from singing, and your bank account mysteriously emptied at the merch stand 😅🎸 The festival dropped the announcement with […]

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Vinyl record with a shattered, monster-themed collage on the cover; title Monsters We Made visible on the left.

KRIS BARRAS BAND UNLEASH MONSTERS WE MADE PRE-ORDERS — AND THE VINYL LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY 🔥🤘

Written by on 18 May 2026

The mighty Kris Barras Band have officially fired the starting pistol on the hype train for their brand-new album Monsters We Made — and mun… this thing is shaping up to be an absolute beast. 🖤🔥 Fans scrolling through social media this week were greeted with a huge announcement from the band alongside a glorious […]

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Comic-book style poster featuring a guitarist pointing at you, centered with bold yellow and red headlines announcing Anthrax’s new album, plus a skull, dog, and chaotic band décor in the background.

🤘 ANTHRAX ARE COMING BACK SWINGING — FRANK BELLO HYPES NEW ALBUM CURSUM PERFICIO 🔥💀

Written by on 18 May 2026

Thrash metal fans… IT’S HAPPENING. 😤🔥 The legendary Anthrax are gearing up to unleash their long-awaited new album Cursum Perficio, and bassist Frank Bello has already thrown petrol all over the hype fire by declaring: “This is the album we need.” And honestly, after years of waiting, riff-starved metalheads across the planet are probably screaming […]

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Comic-style poster advertising The Riff Report's new album The Bestiary; a crowned woman sits on a throne amid rats, with bold headlines like 'Castle Rat' conspiracy and 'Riff Report' branding.

🐀👑 “INDUSTRY PLANTS?” — CASTLE RAT LAUGH OFF THE INTERNET’S WEIRDEST METAL CONSPIRACY 🤘🔥

Written by on 18 May 2026

There are some accusations in rock and metal that bands probably dread hearing. Sell-outs.Posers.Corporate rock.TikTok metal. But being accused of secretly being an “industry plant” while playing medieval rodent-themed doom metal? 😂 Now THAT is elite-tier internet nonsense, mun. Rising underground riff sorcerers Castle Rat are currently enjoying one of the wildest upward climbs in […]

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Promotional poster for The Smashing Pumpkins' 'Rats in a Cage' tour, with a guitarist, a rat in a cage, and a full moon motif in a comic style poster.

🎃🐀 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS ANNOUNCE RATS IN A CAGE TOUR CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF MELLON COLLIE AND THE INFINITE SADNESS 🤘🌙

Written by on 18 May 2026

Alternative rock royalty The Smashing Pumpkins have officially cracked open the vault of ‘90s sadness, fuzz pedals, and glorious emotional chaos with the announcement of the Rats in a Cage Tour — a massive North American trek celebrating 30 years of the legendary Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. 🔥🎸 And honestly, butt… this is […]

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Comic-style poster announcing Paul Di'Anno: Iron Maiden's Lost Singer, with Di'Anno center stage and a microphone in hand.

🎤⚡ PAUL DI’ANNO: IRON MAIDEN’S LOST SINGER — NEW DOCUMENTARY SHINES LIGHT ON THE FINAL CHAPTER OF A METAL LEGEND ⚡🎬

Written by on 18 May 2026

Heavy metal history is about to get emotional, loud, heartbreaking, and gloriously defiant all at once, butt. A brand-new documentary titled Di’Anno: Iron Maiden’s Lost Singer is preparing to hit the metal world like a pint glass flying across the back of a sweaty pub gig — and honestly, this one looks like essential viewing […]

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Dense black-and-white illustration of tangled vines and skeletal figures with the title 'The Blissful Sleep of Ignorance' in Gothic lettering at the bottom

🩸🐉 BLÜDWYRM DRAG DOOM METAL THROUGH THE MUD WITH THE BLISSFUL SLEEP OF IGNORANCE 🤘🔥

Written by on 18 May 2026

Some records are designed to make you feel good. Some are built for radio play, shiny festival stages, viral TikTok clips and sponsored energy drink adverts featuring lads in backwards caps pretending to like breakdowns. And then there’s The Blissful Sleep Of Ignorance by Blüdwyrm — a record that sounds like it was forged deep […]

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Comic-style cover: Chad Smith at a purple drum set laughing, Will Ferrell in a suit reacting on a talk-show stage with a cheering audience behind them.

🥁 CHAD SMITH HIJACKS WILL FERRELL’S SNL MONOLOGUE AND THE WHOLE INTERNET WENT ABSOLUTELY BONKERS 🤘😂

Written by on 18 May 2026

Some moments in rock history are built on legendary riffs.Some are built on pyrotechnics.And some… are built on two grown men looking so ridiculously alike that the entire world collectively loses its mind every single time they stand next to each other. 🤣🔥 This week, Chad Smith once again reminded everyone why he’s one of […]

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