Steelhouse Festival is already the most glorious muddy mountain-top madness in Wales — but what if we added just a touch more chaos? Enter: Bin Jousting. Yes, really. Picture this: two festival warriors, one goal, and one very flammable-looking wheelie bin. Welcome to the post-pint, late-night, potentially ankle-snapping sport that’s already a thing at Bloodstock. […]
Castle Donington is sacred… but what if the riffs had to relocate? Alright you beautiful, muddy legends — here’s a thought experiment that’ll send shivers down your battle jacket spine: What if Download Festival had to move from its holy ground at Castle Donington? 😱 We know, we know. That’s like asking: “What if Iron […]
Hold onto your bats and brace yourselves, because this one’s as gloriously surreal as it gets 🤯 In what might be the most British metal moment in history, the Band of the Coldstream Guards—those iconic red-coated, bearskin-hatted lads—only went and belted out “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath outside Buckingham Palace. Yes, you read that right. The […]
“The hills were alive… with the sound of our knees cracking!” 🎸🏕️ Forget Couch to 5K, butt — try Steelhouse to Beer Tent 10K! The Riff Report crew racked up a ludicrous 36,868 steps over the festival weekend. That’s more than 15 miles of moshing, marching, and desperately looking for the clean loo. 🫣 📈 […]
🎤 “Take a look at me now…” hits different today, doesn’t it? It’s a sad, gut-punching week for fans of one of pop and rock’s most iconic voices. Phil Collins — the man with the thunderous drum fills, heartbreaking ballads, and Genesis legend status — has reportedly been hospitalised, with multiple sources claiming he may […]
From frozen riffs to molten solos — these Canuck metal gods bring the thunder and the blizzard. When you think of heavy metal capitals of the world, your mind might wander to Birmingham, LA, or even Stockholm. But make no mistake, Canada has birthed some absolute riff-lords — from the icy depths of Quebec’s death […]
“It’s not just nu-metal… it’s art, mun.” 15. “You’ve Seen the Butcher” (Diamond Eyes, 2010) Groovy. Dirty. Seductive. This song oozes sex and sludge in equal measure. That riff? Filthier than a Newport kebab shop at 3am. 🍆🔊 14. “Swerve City” (Koi No Yokan, 2012) A galloping intro that could rival any metalcore band’s best, […]
A tribute to the Wolverhampton guitar hero the world forgot — but we never will. Once hailed as “The Axe of Tomorrow” and splashed across the front of Kerrang! like the next big saviour of rock ‘n’ roll, Robin George had the talent, the look, the collaborators, and a debut album that could’ve melted your […]
A sonic sushi platter of riffs, speed, and samurai spirit C’mon butt! The Land of the Rising Riffs has long been one of the most underrated heavy metal powerhouses in the world 🌏. While most rock fans are busy yelling about Slayer or Sabbath, Japan’s been quietly shredding faces and melting amps for decades. From […]
A Riff Report Love Letter to the Land of Buzzsaws, Blast Beats, and Glam Eyeliner Sweden. Land of IKEA, meatballs, and Eurovision bangers, right? WRONG.This frosty wonderland also happens to be an unstoppable factory of face-melting riffs, eyeliner-drenched sleaze, and some of the finest growls ever recorded by human (or Viking) lungs. From the blood-soaked […]
🎸 Metal’s not just alive and well in the UK — it’s moshing, thrashing, and screaming its lungs out. From grimy backstreet venues to festival main stages, these 10 British beasts are redefining what it means to be metal in 2025. Whether they’re dragging doom into the future, pushing post-metal to its breaking point, or […]
A farewell fit for the Prince of Darkness – August 7–10 at Catton Park There are moments in metal where the volume drops… and all that’s left is silence. This August at Bloodstock Festival 2025, that silence will speak louder than any Marshall stack. Because this year, Ozzy won’t be on stage.He won’t be stumbling […]
Steelhouse Festival, you beautiful, mountain-loving, riff-slinging legends – you actually did it. You binned off the cursed, soggy, soul-destroying paper pint cups and brought in something better, smarter, and way more rock ‘n’ roll: durable, reusable plastic pint cups. And not just any cups – these bad boys were built to last through the solos, […]
Right then, c’mon butt… let’s talk about the Steelhouse schedule, shall we? We’re up a mountain, covered in denim, possibly damp, clutching a reusable pint cup, and ready to scream our lungs out. It’s Steelhouse Festival, mun — the high-altitude, high-volume highlight of the summer. But there’s one thing rock fans can’t agree on over […]
It’s a sad day in the world of rock and metal, mun. The original Iron Maiden frontman, Paul Mario Day, has passed away aged 69. Known for fronting the band in its earliest days before Bruce Dickinson and Paul Di’Anno took the mic, Day also tore up stages with MORE and The Sweet. Sweet guitarist […]