💸By The Riff Report Well, this one’s got fans proper tamping, mun. 😡Manchester’s shiny new Co-op Live arena — the UK’s biggest indoor venue and supposedly the crown jewel of live music — has found itself in a storm of controversy after charging £25 to blue badge holders just to park. Yep, even disabled fans […]
🍿By The Riff Report 🤘 Ghostface is back, butt… again. 😱 Yep, Scream 7 just dropped its official trailer, and we’ve got one question – how many more times can we answer the phone before it’s time to let it ring out? 📞 Neve Campbell’s back. Courteney Cox is back. The knife’s back. The voice’s […]
(A Riff Report special: business news you can read with a pint and a raised eyebrow.) 🎸 MONEY, MUGS & MANKIND’S OLDEST SIDE HUSTLE What’s occurring, butt? Strap in (or… maybe don’t 😏), because this one’s wild. OnlyFans – yes, that OnlyFans – has just absolutely body-slammed Apple and Nvidia in the revenue ring. According […]
Netflix just dropped the first full trailer for Stranger Things 5, and ohhhh mun… it’s pure goosebumps from start to finish. 😱 Opening with that haunting swell of Queen’s “Who Wants To Live Forever”, the trailer weaves slow, cinematic shots of Hawkins’ survivors preparing for the ultimate showdown with Vecna — and yep, it looks […]
Ohhh YES MUN 🎃🤘—now this is the kind of spooky metal madness we live for at The Riff Report! We’re diving headfirst into the greatest Halloween-friendly heavy metal horror flick of the 1980s — a cult classic drenched in leather, loud guitars, and enough satanic panic to make your nan clutch her pearls. We’re talking […]
🏍️🔥By The Riff Report Crew The six-decade career of Meat Loaf was a carnival of excess — a sweaty, thunderous, leather-clad opera of love, loss, and motorbike-fuelled lunacy. 💋🎤 From teenage heartbreak to apocalyptic duets with Cher, the man was never subtle — and that’s exactly why we loved him. So rev up your Harley, […]
Alright butt, grab your popcorn, light a pumpkin candle (or three), and prepare to scream, laugh, and maybe headbang a little — because it’s Halloween movie marathon time! 🤘🔥 Whether you’re into blood-splattered slashers, spooky comedies, or full-on gothic vibes, The Riff Report’s got your back like a haunted leather jacket. 🧛♂️💀 👻 CLASSIC HORROR […]
Hold onto your pint, butt — this might just be the most wholesome thing you’ll read all week. Rock ’n’ roll icon Dave Grohl — yes, that Dave Grohl, the man who drummed in Nirvana, fronts the Foo Fighters, and could probably fix your amp and make you a cuppa before soundcheck — has been […]
The amps are howling, the riffs are rising from the grave, and somewhere out there Ozzy’s probably biting the head off a chocolate bat. 🍫🦇 Whether you’re moshing with monsters, headbanging with the undead, or just sat at home in corpse paint eating all the kids’ sweets — we salute you, butt! 🤘💀 Stay spooky, […]
🎸🍆 BIOHAZARD’S EVAN SEINFELD SAYS HE MADE MORE MONEY DOING PORN THAN MUSIC, SHOCKING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE 🍆 🎸By The Riff Report’s Department of “Well, Yeah Obviously…” 😏 If you’ve ever looked at your bank balance after a night at the pub and thought, “Maybe I should start a band…” — Biohazard’s Evan Seinfeld is […]
Sad news, butt — the rock world’s lost another legend. Scott Sorry, the singer-songwriter and former bassist for The Wildhearts, has passed away at the age of 47. Known for his swagger, energy, and heart-on-sleeve grit, Scott was a crucial part of The Wildhearts’ unrelenting sound — that perfect storm of punk attitude and melodic […]
Hide your bibles and clutch your pearls, mun — the Antichrist Superstar himself is coming back. Marilyn Manson has officially announced his return to the stage this autumn with the second leg of his “One Assassination Under God” Tour, and yes — Cardiff is on the list. 🤘 📍 Saturday 1st November 2025 — Utilita […]
Well, well, well… things just got spicy in the world of industrial metal. 🧨 A German court has officially ruled that Sheldy Lynn — the woman who made several allegations against Rammstein and frontman Till Lindemann — is now legally prohibited from repeating or spreading those claims. Yep, you read that right. The court decided […]
Well, that’s one way to end a tour, mun. 😬 After what was supposed to be a full-blown celebration of Down With The Sickness turning 25, Disturbed have shocked fans by announcing they’ll be taking a “long break” from the spotlight — and not for the happiest of reasons. Frontman David Draiman dropped the bombshell […]
Posted on The Riff Report Blog – where the riffs are loud, the news is louder, and the tickets vanish faster than you can say “Livin’ on a Prayer.” 😅 WELL, WELL, WELL… looks like Bon Jovi fever has well and truly taken over the UK again, mun! 🏴🔥 The rock legends’ Forever Tour has […]