🔥🏴 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — THE RIFF REPORT OVERVIEW! 🏴🔥Alright butt, strap in — here’s the proper all-in-one breakdown of who’s playing Planet Rockstock 2025, plus the real-world food & drink prices so you know exactly how much your bank account is going to scream. 😅🤘 🎸 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 – FULL LINE-UP OVERVIEW 🤘 […]
If you felt the ground shake across Wales today, mun… that was the entire rock community collectively yelling “YESS BUTT!” Planet Rockstock have officially renamed their main stage after the late, great Bernie Marsden — one of the most beloved guitarists to ever carve a blues lick into the universe. And honestly? It’s about time. […]
The Riff Report Blog — turn it up, butt! What’s occurring then? Well, rock fans woke up today to an absolute curveball from the heavens (or the gutter — depends which Aerosmith era you prefer 😅):A brand-new EP from Aerosmith and YUNGBLUD. Yup. That Aerosmith.Teaming up with that YUNGBLUD.The grandads of swagger linking arms with […]
What’s occurring, butt!? Today we raise the horns high, crack open a cold one, and give a massive tidy shout to one of the most important forces in the UK rock and metal community: Metal For Good, who are officially THREE YEARS OLD! 🎂🤘 Yep — the charity that’s been sprinkling metal-powered magic across the […]
Grab your crown, tune your air guitar and hold onto your pint, butt — because Brian May has just unleashed an absolute monster of an announcement that’s got the whole rock world buzzing louder than a stack of Vox AC30s on fire. Queen — yes, QUEEN — are officially plotting an “immortal show” inside Las […]
Tidy up your black eyeliner and prepare your inner goth, butt — Evanescence have just thrown the entire rock world into meltdown with a cryptic teaser that reveals absolutely nothing except a date: 1 December. No context. No caption. No clues. Just pure, delicious chaos. And honestly?It’s the most Evanescence thing they could have done. […]
What’s occurring, butt!? One of the greatest songwriters to ever grip a guitar — the mighty NEIL YOUNG — has officially announced a 2026 UK & Ireland Tour with his powerhouse band The Chrome Hearts, and the folk-rock world is absolutely erupting. This is historic.This is rare.This is Neil Young doing what Neil Young does […]
(A Riff Report Public Service Announcement… kind of) 🛏 Accommodation: The Trecco Bay Mystery You’re staying in a caravan in January. It will be either: Tip: Bring extra blankets, an electric hot water bottle, or befriend someone with a hotter caravan. Offers of cider work as currency. 🍻 Drinks Strategy – Avoid the 9PM Collapse […]
Strap on your cowboy boots, grab your sunnies, and loosen your belt a few notches, because State Fayre 2026 is rolling back into Hylands Park, Chelmsford — and this year’s lineup is hotter than a Carolina Reaper dipped in molten lava. 🍗🌶️🔥 We’re talking three days of massive headliners, BBQ madness, smoky pit flavours, and […]
Chelmsford, brace yourselves mun, because a brand-new beast of a festival is about to invade Hylands Park in June 2026, and it’s shaping up to be an absolutely lush weekend of music, madness, and meaty mayhem. 🤘🌞🔥 Below is your fully combined, fully amped-up Riff Report blog post — complete with the new Barbecue Festival […]
🤘28th–31st May 2026 • Lincolnshire Showground • Lincoln Right then, butt… Call of the Wild Festival have only gone and dropped their full 2026 line-up, and we’re not being funny — it’s an absolute RIFF FEAST. 🐺⚡ Six years in, and COTW has cemented itself as the UK’s champion of new blood, cult heroes, and […]
The Riff Report Weighs In – With Emotion, Chaos & A Dash of Cymraeg 🤘🔥 Phil Collins. The man. The myth. The absolute wizard who made the biggest drum fill in human history (“DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUDDA-DUDDA-DAHH!!”).But here’s the question every fan — from Cardiff to California — keeps whispering: Will Phil Collins EVER […]
The Riff Report Blog – Loud, Proud & Slightly Daft C’mon butt — gather round the metaphorical campfire (or pyrotechnic flame cannons if you’re feeling extra metal today), because we’re diving headfirst into the delightful chaos that is Bill Bailey. The man. The myth. The prog-rock gremlin. The comedy bard who looks like he wandered […]
While the amps were melting faces and Lars was booting his snare like it owed him money, Metallica were quietly doing something lush behind the scenes during their Eden Park stop — and it deserves a massive shout. These legends slipped $20,000 NZD to the Auckland Women’s Centre, no fuss, no fanfare, just pure goodness. […]
🤘Portsmouth, sharpen your bucket hats and dust off your suncream, butt — we’re heading back to Southsea! Victorious Festival is one of those glorious British festivals where you can mosh, sink a pint, eat churros, buy a quirky hat, watch the Red Arrows, then sprint to catch the last train home — all before your […]