Whatโs occurring, band legends? ๐๐ค
The Riff Report is on the hunt โ no, not for the last slice of pizza backstage (although weโll happily take it) โ weโre hunting bands who want their story told loud, proud, and with enough Welsh chaos to start its own mosh pit. ๐ด๐ฅ
If youโve ever thought,
โOi, someone should write about our band before our drummer explodes again,โ
then tidy news: WE WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU.
Whether youโre a fresh band ripping up pub gigs, a festival favourite, a studio goblin cooking up your next banger, or a long-running riff machine with more tour stories than sensible footwear โ we want you on the blog, mun! ๐ธ๐
๐ค WHY LET THE RIFF REPORT INTERVIEW YOU?
Because weโre not your usual beige, corporate, โwhat are your inspirationsโ brigade.
Nah, butt โ we do interviews like theyโre a sweaty, beer-soaked front-row moment:
๐ฅ Fun, cheeky, and loud questions
๐ฅ Spotlight on your latest music, gigs, and absolute carnage
๐ฅ Plug your socials, merch, tours โ go wild
๐ฅ Cartoon banners and graphics that make you look lush
๐ฅ We publish across all platforms: Website, Insta, FB, Reddit, Threads, Pinterest โ the whole shebang
We hype you.
Your fans love you.
Our readers shout โYESS MUN!โ
Everybody wins. ๐๐
๐๏ธ WHAT WE COVER IN THE INTERVIEW
Expect a mix of:
- Band origin chaos (every band has at least one โour bassist got lostโ story)
- Your sound, your vibe, your journey
- Your biggest gigs, proudest moments, and absolute disasters
- Upcoming tours, new EPs, merch drops
- Random daft questions because lifeโs too short for boring interviews
- A chance to show the world why you deserve centre stage
If youโre up for it โ we go full proper job, butt. ๐ธ๐ฅ
๐จ HOW TO GET INVOLVED
Slide into our inbox like a guitarist diving off a festival barrier:
๐ Email: interview.request@theriffreport.co.uk
๐ Instagram: @theriffreportuk
๐ Website: https://theriffreport.co.uk/
Send us:
- Band name
- Members
- Links to music
- Socials
- A photo or two (we love a good moody forest shot, donโt lie)
- Anything you want us to shout about
And weโll sort a tidy interview for you quicker than you can say โCโmon butt!โ ๐ค๐
๐ธ FINAL NOTE FROM US LOT
We love rock.
We love metal.
We love shouting about brilliant bands doing brilliant things.
So if youโre grafting, gigging, recording, smashing stages, or plotting your next loud move โ
WE WANT YOU ON THE RIFF REPORT.
Letโs tell your story.
Letโs make some noise.
Letโs cause a bit of chaos together. ๐๐ฅ
Diolch, legends!
Now drop us a message and letโs get this show on the road. ๐ค๐๐จ
