Cโ€™mon now! Time to strap in, slap on your war paint, and prepare to get HAKA’D into oblivion.
Because Alien Weaponry arenโ€™t just shredding riffs โ€” theyโ€™re reclaiming heritage, making metal bilingual, and kicking the colonisers in the teeth with breakdowns. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

From small-town New Zealand to international festival carnage, these young Mฤori warriors are dragging thrash into the future with a battle cry of ancestral rage and face-melting grooves.
Youโ€™ve never heard anything like it.
And youโ€™ll never forget it.


๐Ÿช“ WHO ARE ALIEN WEAPONRY?

Genre: Groove Metal / Thrash Metal / Mฤori Metal (yes, it’s a thing now ๐Ÿค˜)
From: Waipu, Northland, New Zealand ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Formed: 2010 (when they were literal children!)
Known For:

  • Blending Te Reo Mฤori (Mฤori language) with metal
  • Writing bangers about colonialism, oppression, and war
  • Making international metal heads chant in Mฤori
  • Being young, loud, and terrifyingly talented

Theyโ€™re like if Sepultura, Lamb of God, and Rage Against The Machine got lost in the Pacific and came back furious.


๐ŸŒŠ THE WARRIOR LINE-UP

  • Lewis de Jong โ€“ Guitars / Vocals / Founding brother / Fierce frontman with a warriorโ€™s snarl
  • Henry de Jong โ€“ Drums / Founding brother / Hits harder than a haka stomp
  • Ethan Trembath โ€“ Bass / Left in 2020, but was core to the rise
  • Tลซranga Morgan-Edmonds โ€“ Current bassist / Keeps the low end thunder rolling

Alien Weaponry are more than just a band โ€” theyโ€™re a movement.
Bringing ancient stories to modern ears through massive, punishing riffage.


๐Ÿ’ฟ DISCOGRAPHY โ€“ THE WAR CRY COLLECTION


โš”๏ธ Tลซ (2018)

๐ŸŽง Rลซ Ana Te Whenua, Kai Tangata, Holding My Breath
Vibe: Thrash meets haka. Rage meets ritual.
Their debut LP hit like a cannonball.
Rลซ Ana Te Whenua tells of the Battle of Pukehinahina, while Kai Tangata means โ€œPeople Eaterโ€ โ€” a furious tribute to pre-colonial justice.
This album doesnโ€™t just slap โ€“ it stomps your chest in.


๐ŸŒ‹ Tangaroa (2021)

๐ŸŽง Tangaroa, Hatupatu, Buried Underground
Vibe: More expansive, more experimental, still heavy AF.
Songs about ocean pollution, mythology, and spiritual legacy.
The title track honours Tangaroa โ€“ the Mฤori god of the sea.
Hatupatu recounts an ancient escape tale.
Heavy? Yes.
Cultural? Deeply.
A second album that proves theyโ€™re no gimmick โ€” theyโ€™re the future.


๐Ÿง  THEMES THAT HIT HARDER THAN A BREAKDOWN

Alien Weaponry arenโ€™t writing about slaying dragons or teen angst.
Theyโ€™re shouting about:

  • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Mฤori history and resistance
  • ๐ŸŒŠ Cultural erosion and environmental devastation
  • ๐Ÿชถ Colonial injustice and indigenous pride
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Rage passed through generations

Their lyrics educate and eviscerate.
You’re headbanging AND learning.


๐ŸŽง THE RIFF REPORTโ€™S ESSENTIAL ALIEN ANTHEMS

๐Ÿฅฉ Kai Tangata โ€“ Absolute riot. Cannibalistic thrash groove madness.
๐ŸŒ‹ Tangaroa โ€“ Oceans rise, riffs crash. Majestic and furious.
๐Ÿ’€ Rลซ Ana Te Whenua โ€“ The earth shakesโ€ฆ and so will your speakers.
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Buried Underground โ€“ Raw, groovy, menacing.
๐Ÿช“ Blinded โ€“ Modern metalcore with ancestral rage.


๐ŸŒ WHY ALIEN WEAPONRY MATTER

Because they:

  • Make the ancient feel urgent.
  • Give a global voice to indigenous struggle.
  • Fuse languages, cultures, and riffs into something never done before.
  • Arenโ€™t just โ€œgood for their ageโ€ โ€“ theyโ€™re DAMN GOOD.
  • Are walking proof that metal can evolve and still punch you in the throat.

Alien Weaponry arenโ€™t following trends โ€” theyโ€™re forging a new path with carved bone and distortion.
This is warrior metal for the next generation.


๐ŸŽค LIVE SHOWS โ€“ HAKA IN THE PIT

A live Alien Weaponry gig feels like:

  • โš”๏ธ A battle chant before war
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Wall-to-wall grooves and guttural roars
  • ๐Ÿชถ Sacred storytelling through sonic warfare
  • ๐Ÿ’ช A proud, powerful celebration of Mฤori heritage

The band sometimes opens with an actual haka, chests out, fists up, eyes blazing.
The crowd? Ferocious. Hypnotised. Unified.
Metal meets mana. And itโ€™s spine-tingling.


๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ FINAL VERDICT FROM THE RIFF REPORT:

Alien Weaponry are more than a band โ€” theyโ€™re a cultural awakening in drop C.
They donโ€™t play metal โ€” they wield it.
Every riff is a weapon. Every lyric is a legacy.

Want thrash that teaches you ancient history?
Want metalcore that actually stands for something?
Want to scream in Mฤori while throwing elbows in a sweaty pit?

Then get your face painted, your fists raised, and your ears ready.
Because Alien Weaponry are rewriting the metal rulebook โ€” one haka at a time.


๐Ÿช“ The Riff Report lifts its taiaha and roars into the storm:
ALIEN WEAPONRY โ€“ MANA METAL FROM THE LAND OF THE LONG WHITE CLOUD.
AND THEYโ€™RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
๐ŸŒ‹โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค