Whether you’re smashing leftover stuffing like it’s a backstage rider, arguing with your nan about why Master of Puppets absolutely is Christmas music, or hiding from the cold with a pint and a playlist — we’re sending you all the love, noise, and nonsense today!

Proper tidy vibes only. 🤟

Massive diolch to every butt who’s been reading, moshing, sharing, and supporting our chaotic little corner of rock ’n’ roll this year. You lot keep this whole circus roaring louder than a Steelhouse storm. 🏴⚡

Now go feast, go nap, go blast something loud enough to scare the turkey — and remember…

ROCK FIRST. FOOD SECOND. NAPS THIRD.

Yessssss mun! 🍻🔥🎸🦃

— The Riff Report Crew 🤘🔥🏴