Music Festivals

GLASTONBLOODYBURY, MUN! If you thought 2007 was bad, think again. The heavens opened over Glastonbury 2025 like someone up there was having a proper tantrum — and decided to dump the Atlantic Ocean on Worthy Farm. 🙃☔ We’re talking full-blown Noah’s Ark cosplay here. Tents floating, wellies swallowed whole, and more ponchos than at a Slipknot gig in a hurricane....

📅 Date: Friday, June 27th, 2025📍 Location: Worthy Farm, Somerset🌤️ Forecast: Glorious sunshine, scattered glitter, with a 30% chance of surprise set-induced euphoria After the warm-up acts, hidden bars, and mystical Thursday wanderings, Friday is GO TIME at Glastonbury 2025! Whether you’re planning your day hour by hour or just seeing where the cider and vibes take you, here’s the...

Merch Madness Hits Worthy Farm – And You Thought The Toilets Were Mental 💩 There’s always one moment at Glastonbury that makes you question whether we’re here for the music or just the chaos. This year? It wasn’t Elton’s ghost hologram or another surprise set in the woods. Nah, mate — it was the gigantic, snaking, soul-crushing queue for a...

“Was that an opening ceremony or a pagan exorcism?” – probably every confused festivalgoer in Somerset Welcome to Glastonbury 2025, where dreams are made, legends are born, and… the opening ceremony makes you question your entire life’s choices. 🫠 That’s right, butt — the world’s most iconic festival kicked things off with a much-hyped, highly mysterious “Opening Ceremony” that promised...

It looms in the distance like a mythical beast. It’s seen more glitter than the entire cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race and has repelled more hopeful invaders than a nightclub bouncer at 3AM. We’re talking, of course, about The Great Wall of Glastonbury – the mighty, magnificent steel barricade that protects Worthy Farm like some post-apocalyptic fortress of fun. But...

“It’s only Thursday?!” – you, dancing barefoot at 3am in a fairy-lit forest Let’s not pretend otherwise – Thursday is the true opening ceremony of Glastonbury. Sure, the official music kicks off Friday, but anyone who’s made it through the gates, set up a semi-functional tent, and downed their first warm cider knows… the vibes are already on fire. 🔥...

From Pyramid Stage to wallet rage – why £7.50 a pint has Glasto-goers fumin'! 🎪 Welcome to Worthy Farm... Please Empty Your Bank Account at the Bar 💸 Ahh, Glastonbury Festival. That mythical land where dreams are made, legends perform, and a single pint costs more than your weekly Lidl shop. 😩 As the gates swung open to Glastonbury 2025,...

🍔💰 Cheap Eats, Big Flavours, and Festival Feasts for a Fiver (and a Bit) Look, we all know Glasto ain’t cheap. You’ve paid a small fortune for the ticket, probably flogged a kidney to afford your tent upgrade, and now you’re staring down five days of overpriced halloumi and sadness. 😩 But fear not, fellow field wanderer — because Glastonbury’s...

Welcome to the side of Glastonbury most of us only see through TikTok, drone footage, or the bitter envy of our rain-soaked souls in the general camping zone. This isn’t just glamping—this is ultra-premium, gold-plated, rub-it-in-your-face festival royalty. We’re diving headfirst into the £29,000 tipi setup, complete with helipad, private pool, chef-made meals, and celebs who wouldn’t know what a...

Ahh Glastonbury… where dreams are made, bands become legends, and at least 47 people attempt to sneak in dressed as bins. 🌻🎪 While most of us are here for the tunes, the tears, and the taste of overpriced vegan burritos, there’s a small but spicy crowd who end up somewhere less magical: the infamous Glastonbury Festival jail. Yup – it’s...

The moment we’ve been counting down to since last year’s final encore has finally arrived — GLASTONBURY IS OPEN! Worthy Farm is now home to a temporary city of glitter-covered ravers, tent-slaying warriors, and music lovers ready to lose their voices and their minds. 💃🏕️🎤 At 8am sharp, the gates swung open and the human flood began. Backpacks on, wellies...

Think Glastonbury is just about raving in the mud and chasing secret sets in the Shangri-La jungle? Think again, butt! Hidden amongst the glitter, guitars, and gourmet vegan burritos lies a lesser-known tradition that’s got nothing to do with headliners and everything to do with heart — The Glastonbury 5K Fun Run! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💥 Let’s break down how to join, what...

Inside the wildest year of secret sets Worthy Farm has ever seen… C’mon now, Glasto, what are you playin’ at? You’ve only gone and dropped over 60 TBA slots across the weekend and turned the entire festival into a chaotic game of musical Cluedo. 🕵️‍♂️ For the uninitiated (who clearly haven’t been obsessively checking Clashfinder every 10 minutes like the...

Bands, pits, beers, chaos, and more corpse paint than your nan’s Avon catalogue 🎧 INTRO – BLOOD, RIFFS & BANK-BREAKING BURGERS Ahhh BLUDFEST 2025. The one weekend of the year where every metalhead within a 200-mile radius flocks to the fields, armed with black hoodies, studded belts, and a bladder tough enough to endure festival portaloos. From the second you...

🌈 1. Park Home Ground (The Park) – Boho Buzz & Hilltop Magic 📍 South West Corner🎡 🧚‍♀️🎨🍷🌃 Why It’s Tidy: Epic sunset views 🌅 Near The Park Stage – secret sets & chill vibes 🎶 Close to Glasto nightlife – perfect for late-night wanderers 🕺🌌 🔥 Tip: Lower down = less sliding in your sleeping bag! 🎤 2. Oxylers...