β€œAlright butt, strap in β€” the timetable’s landed and it’s a spicy one!” 🏴🀟

Planet Rockstock 2025 has finally dropped the full, glorious, beautifully chaotic stage times, and mun… it’s looking tidy indeed. Whether you’re the kind of festival warrior who colour-codes their schedule or the sort who wings it with a pint in hand shouting β€œWE’LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER!”, The Riff Report has you covered.

Grab your highlighters, your hangover tablets, and your strongest β€˜please don’t clash’ prayers β€” here’s your full weekend breakdown.


🎸πŸ”₯ FRIDAY – OPENING NIGHT MAYHEM

The gates fling open, the amps growl to life, and someone’s definitely dropping their tent poles in the car park already. Classic Rockstock.

🟦 BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

The big one. The home of riffs. The place where dreams come true and pints get spilled.

  • 18:00 – 18:40 – Opening Act (TBA)
    Who’s it gonna be? Place your bets, butt!
  • 19:00 – 19:45 β€” Scarlet Rebels
    Welsh rock royalty warming up the place proper. πŸ”₯
  • 20:15 – 21:00 β€” The Damn Truth
    Vintage swagger. Big choruses. Big vibes.
  • 21:30 – 23:00 β€” Kris Barras Band
    A headliner ready to punch you right in the feels AND the face (musically speaking). ⚑

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

The home of late-night chaos and the perfect place to lose your voice early.

  • 17:00 – 17:30 – Local Hero Opener
  • 18:00 – 18:45 – Austin Gold
  • 19:15 – 20:00 – Matt Mitchell & The Coldhearts
  • 20:45 – 21:30 – The Karma Effect
  • 22:00 – 23:30 β€” Florence Black
    WALES, WALES, WALES! Expect carnage, moshing, and someone shouting β€œC’MON BUTT!” every 30 seconds.

🀟πŸ”₯ SATURDAY – THE BIG ONE

This is the day where sensible pacing goes out the window and your feet turn into mashed potatoes.

🟩 BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

  • 12:00 – 12:40 β€” Ashen Reach
  • 13:00 – 13:40 β€” The Hot One Two
  • 14:00 – 14:45 β€” Collateral
  • 15:15 – 16:00 β€” Mason Hill
  • 16:30 – 17:15 β€” H.E.A.T
    One word: SWEAT. πŸ₯΅
  • 17:45 – 18:45 β€” Massive Wagons
    Big riffs, big laughs, big moustache energy.
  • 19:15 – 20:15 β€” Phil Campbell & The Bastard Sons
    Cardiff’s favourite riff-slinging family. Tidy.
  • 20:45 – 22:15 β€” Terrorvision
    The Saturday night boys! Expect singalongs loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

Rockstock’s chaotic younger sibling.

  • 11:00 – 11:30 β€” Dead Shed Jokers
  • 12:00 – 12:40 β€” Black Spiders
  • 13:10 – 13:50 β€” The Treatment
  • 14:20 – 15:00 β€” South of Salem πŸ¦‡
  • 15:30 – 16:10 β€” Wolf Jaw
  • 16:45 – 17:25 β€” King Kraken πŸ™
    WALES REPRESENTING. Heavy enough to wake the coastline.
  • 18:00 – 18:45 β€” Shape of Water
  • 19:15 – 20:00 β€” Skam
  • 20:30 – 22:00 β€” Myke Gray – Shades of Gray
    A masterclass in pure melodic class.

🎀πŸ”₯ SUNDAY – THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Time for the grand finale β€” and the collective hangover from hell. But will that stop you? Will it heck.

πŸŸ₯ BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

  • 12:00 – 12:40 β€” Ryders Creed
  • 13:00 – 13:40 β€” Loz Campbell
  • 14:00 – 14:45 β€” She Burns Red
    Expect riffs that’ll straighten your spine.
  • 15:15 – 16:00 β€” Bad Touch
  • 16:30 – 17:15 β€” Elles Bailey
    Bluesy lushness, perfect Sunday vibes.
  • 17:45 – 18:45 β€” The Answer
  • 19:15 – 20:15 β€” The Virginmarys
  • 20:45 – 22:15 β€” Reef
    Close it out with bangers, singalongs, and maybe a few tears. No judgement.

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

If you’ve got anything left in the tank… use it here.

  • 11:00 – 11:30 β€” Sons of Liberty
  • 12:00 – 12:40 β€” Revival Black
  • 13:10 – 13:50 β€” Piston
  • 14:20 – 15:00 β€” These Wicked Rivers
  • 15:30 – 16:10 β€” HΓ€xan 🏴
    Flying the Welsh flag proper tidy.
  • 16:45 – 17:25 β€” White Raven Down
  • 18:00 – 18:40 β€” The Fallen State
  • 19:10 – 20:00 β€” The Dust Coda
  • 20:30 – 22:00 β€” Mason Hill (Encore Slot!)

🍻πŸ”₯ LATE-NIGHT AFTERPARTIES

Where legends are made… and dignity is lost.

FRIDAY

23:30 – 01:30 β€” DJ Wyatt Wendels
Classic rock chaos. Expect AC/DC, Saxon, and every bloke in the room thinking he can headbang like it’s 1985.

SATURDAY

22:30 – 01:30 β€” Resident DJs
A blur of beer, bangers, and questionable dancing.

SUNDAY

22:30 – LATE β€” The Last Pint Party
Good luck leaving. No-one ever does.


🀘 So, what’s the plan, butt?

You hitting Scarlet Rebels from the front rail? Catching Terrorvision centre-pit? Closing out with Reef while holding your mate upright?

Tell us over on the Riff Report socials, mun