๐ฅ๐ฅ GREGGS HAVE DROPPED A CHICKEN SAUSAGE ROLLโฆ AND WE SOMEHOW MISSED IT?! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Right. Stop everything. Put the kettle down. Cancel soundcheck. Because thisโฆ this is a moment in British culture that shouldโve shaken the foundations of The Riff Report newsroom ๐คฏ And yetโฆ WE MISSED IT. Yes, Michaelโฆ somehow, while we were…
๐๐ฅ SWEET, SAVOURY & SLIGHTLY UNHINGED โ THE SAUSAGE & EGG McGRIDDLESยฎ REVIEW ๐คฏ๐ฅ
Right then, Riff Report crewโฆ gather round, because McDonaldโs have gone and done something borderline illegal in the breakfast world. This isnโt your standard bacon bap.This isnโt your nanโs fry-up. Thisโฆ is the Sausage & Egg McGriddlesยฎ โ and itโs…
๐๐ณ McDonaldโs Finally Brings The Legendary McGriddles To The UK โ And Breakfast Just Got Weird, Butt ๐ณ๐
Right then, rock fans, breakfast lovers, and anyone who has ever demolished a greasy meal after a gig at 2am โ McDonaldโs is about to drop one of its most bizarrely beloved US menu items in the UKโฆ and honestly,…
๐บ๐ฅ FROM ยฃ1 BILLION PUNK DREAM TO A BRUTAL REALITY: WHAT HAPPENED TO BREWDOG?
Right then buttโฆ grab a pint and pull up a stool, because this story has more twists than a mosh pit at 2am. For years, BrewDog looked unstoppable. The craft beer rebels from Scotland went from brewing in a garage…
๐ฅฏ BRING BACK THE McDONALDโS BREAKFAST BAGEL, MUN ๐ฅฏ
A carb-shaped injustice. A national heartbreak. A petition that needs every hungry legend reading this. There are crimes in this world that never truly heal.The cancellation of great bands. The closure of beloved venues. And the quiet, cowardly disappearance of…
๐๐ฅ BRING BACK McDONALDโS SMOKY BARBECUE SAUCE
A Nation Craves the Smoke, Mun Right. Sit down. Deep breath.We need to talk about one of the greatest betrayals in modern British history โ and no, itโs not the price of Freddos or the weather lying again. Itโs the…
ALL YOU CAN JAN: BREWDOG GO FULL โAF ITโ WITH FREE ALCOHOL-FREE BEER REFILLS ๐บ๐ฅ
Dry January usually turns pubs into sad museums of sparkling water, lime wedges, and broken spirits. You walk in hopefulโฆ and leave clutching a Diet Coke like itโs some sort of court-ordered punishment. Not this year, mun. Because BrewDog have…
๐ REVOLUTION BARS OWNER COLLAPSES INTO ADMINISTRATION โ 21 VENUES SHUT AND UK NIGHTLIFE TAKES ANOTHER HIT, MUN
Another grim headline has landed on the bar top, and this one stings ๐๐บ.The company behind Revolution bars has officially fallen into administration, resulting in 21 venues closing their doors across the UK. And honestly?The Riff Report crew are proper…
๐ RATE MY TAKEAWAY IS BACK, BABY! ๐๐ฅ
The Riff Report salutes the return of Danny v Food to YouTube ๐ค The internetโs just got a whole lot tastier, mun. After a bit of radio silence, Danny v Food is officially back on YouTube โ and honestly, it…
๐ THE COST OF A McDONALDโS IN 2026: WHEN FAST FOOD STOPPED BEING CHEAP, MUN
Hash browns at ยฃ2, burgers creeping north, and a nation screaming into a paper bag ๐ค๐ฌ๐ง๐ There was a time โ not even that long ago โ when popping into McDonaldโs was the financial equivalent of checking your coat pocket…
๐ธ๐ Riff Report Pizza Plug: Grate Balls Of Flour ๐
If your bandโs van runs on pizza grease and power-chords, Grate Balls Of Flour is where you wanna be. Proper tasty, mouth-watering slices that hit harder than a Marshall stack at full tilt. Whether youโre in need of a post-gig…
SHOULD THE RIFF REPORT START A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN? ๐คฏ๐ฅจ
Right. Stop scrolling. Cancel your plans. Phone your mum.Because this image has just dropkicked British snack culture straight into a new dimension. What youโre looking at isnโt just a tube of crisps.Itโs Pringles x Greggs: Sausage Roll flavour.And whether itโs…
BURGER BOYZ BURGLED: CARDIFFโS LEGENDARY BURGER JOINT HIT BY BREAK-IN ๐ข
Cardiffโs beloved Burger Boyz โ the local kings of loaded patties, dripping cheese, and hangover-saving portions โ are reeling this week after their city restaurant was broken into late on Monday 13th October. According to the teamโs official post, the…
๐ธ THE RISE AND FALL OF BREWDOG: WHAT WENT WRONG, AND WHY ARE SO MANY PUBS CLOSING DOWN? ๐บ
By The Riff Report Blog โ where we pour pints of truth, not corporate PR froth ๐ค ๐ฅ The Punk That Changed Beer Forever Back in 2007, two Scottish lads, James Watt and Martin Dickie, kicked down the doors of…