๐ฅAlright butt, gather round the tandoori flames because Planet Rockstockโs legendary Curry Night is coming back โ and itโs shaping up to be spicier than a vindaloo after six pints of Cobra. ๐ค๐ถ๏ธ
This is the night where metalheads ditch the pit for poppadoms, trade riffs for onion bhajis, and somehow end up discussing Iron Maiden lore while absolutely demolishing a naan the size of Wales. Only at Rockstock, munโฆ only at Rockstock. ๐
๐ค WHOโS GOING? (Short answer: EVERYONE WITH TASTE BUDS)
This is THE unofficial warm-up party. Expect:
- The die-hard Rockstock veterans who arrive with a lanyard collection rivaling the British Museum
- The newbies who show up thinking โitโs just a curryโ and leave questioning every life choice theyโve made
- Bands wandering in for a feed like mythical creatures emerging from the soundcheck caves
- DJs, presenters, chaotic legends and random mascots who definitely shouldnโt be wearing white shirts near tikka masala
If you donโt go? Someone will absolutely tell you you missed the funniest moment of the entire weekend. Proper FOMO fuel.
๐ค WHO WILL THE SPECIAL GUESTS BE? (Our spicy predictionsโฆ)
Curry Night at Rockstock always draws out a couple of sneaky VIP faces. Based on past antics, backstage whispers, and who owes Planet Rock a favour, hereโs the shortlist:
๐ฅ Massive Wagons โ they live for this kind of chaos
๐ฅ Those Damn Crows โ theyโre legally required by Welsh law to appear at all curry-related events
๐ฅ Stone Broken โ they show up, eat everything mild, and apologise for sweating
๐ฅ Scarlet Rebels โ will loudly argue over whether korma counts as curry
๐ฅ A Planet Rock presenter crew (Wyatt? Murray? The Nicky Horne spirit?)
๐ฅ A surprise acoustic set from whoeverโs feeling brave after two bhajis and a pint of Kingfisher
And thereโs always one band trying to convince the venue to let them plug in for a โquick three-song acousticโ right next to the chutneys.
๐ WHATโS YOUR GO-TO CURRY ORDER? (Hereโs mineโฆ)
Ohhh now weโre talking gamer-nerd-rocker fuel. My curry order? Easy:
๐ฅ Chicken Jalfrezi โ because life should hurt just a little
๐ Pilau rice โ the classic, the GOAT
๐ซ Garlic naan โ big enough to use as a festival flag
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Onion bhajis โ crunchy like a distorted power chord
๐ฅญ Mango chutney โ because Iโm a sweet boy deep down, butt
๐บ Ice-cold Cobra โ obviously
If I’m feeling really dangerous: a lamb madras. Thatโs โtext your group chat goodbyeโ level stuff.
๐ฌ YOUR TURN, MUN!
Whatโs your Rockstock curry order?
And who do you think the special guests will be?
Cโmon butt โ spill the spice! ๐๐ค๐ฅ
